munna bhai

[upendersingh]

PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI : Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu?

 

[upendersingh]

MAMU : Oye, mar gaye yaar. Meri biwi aur premika sath sath aa reli hain.

MAMU KA DOST : Aray, main bhi yahi bolne wala tha.