Mushkil Hai Apna Mel Priye

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>Just read it, its nice......
>Bit lengthy.......but majedaar......
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>mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,
>mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,
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>tum MA 1st division ho, main hua matric fail priye,
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>mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,
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>tum fauji afsar ki beti, main to kisaan ka beta hoon,
>tum rabadi kheer malai ho, main to sattu sapreta hoon,
>tum AC ghar mein rahti ho, main ped ke neeche leta hoon,
>tum nai maruti lagti ho, main scooter lamreta hoon,
>is kadar agar hum chhup-chhup kar aapas me prem badhaenge,
>to ek roz tere daddy amrish puri ban jaaenge,
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>sab haddi pasli tod mujhe bhijwaa denge vo jail priye,
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>mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,
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>tum arab desh kee ghodi ho, main hoon gadahe ki naal priye,
>tum deewali ka bonus ho, main bhookho ki hadtaal priye,
>tum heere jadi tashtari ho, main almunium ka thaal priye,
>tum chicken-soup biryani ho, main kankad waali daal priye,
>tum hiran-chaokadi bharti ho, main hoon kachue ki chaal priye,
>tum chandan-wan ki lakdi ho, main hoon babool ki chaal priye,
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>main pake aam sa latka hoon, mat maaro mujhe gulel priye,
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>mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,
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>main shani-dev jaisa kuroop, tum komal kanchan kaya ho,
>main tan-se man-se kanshi ram, tum maha chanchala maya ho,
>tum nirmal paawan ganga ho, main jalta hua patanga hoon,
>tum raaj ghaat ka shanti march, main hindu-muslim danga hoon,
>tum ho poonam ka taajmahal, main kaali gufa ajanta ki,
>tum ho vardaan vidhata ka, main galti hoon bhagvanta ki,
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>tum jet vimaan ki shobha ho, main bus ki thelam-thel priye,
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>mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,
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>tum nai videshi mixi ho, main patthar ka silbatta hoon,
>tum AK-saintalis jaisi, main to ik desi katta hoon,
>tum chatur rabadi devi si, main bhola-bhala lalu hoon,
>tum mukt sherni jangal ki, main chidiyaghar ka bhaalu hoon,
>tum vyast sonia gandhi si, main v.p.singh sa khali hoon,
>tum hansi madhuri dixit ki, main policeman ki gaali hoon,
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>kal jail agar ho jaaye to dilwa dena tum bail priye,
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>mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,
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>main dhabe ke dhaanche jaisa, tum paanch sitara hotel ho,
>main mahue ka desi tharra, tum red-label ki botel ho,
>tum chitra-haar ka madhur geet, main krishi-darshan ki jhaadi hoon,
>tum vishva-sundari si kamaal, main teliya chaap kabadi hoon,
>tum sony ka mobile ho, main telephone waala chonga,
>tum machli maansarovar ki, main saagar tat ka hoon ghongha,
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>dus manzil se gir jaaooga, mat aage mujhe dhakel priye,
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>mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,
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>tum satta ki maharani ho, main vipaksha ki lachari hoon,
>tum ho mamta-jailalita si, main kwara atal-bihari hoon,
>tum tendulkar ka shatak priye, main follow on ki paari hoon,
>tum getz, matiz, corolla ho main Leyland ki lorry hoon,
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>mujhko refree hi rehne do, mat khelo mujhse khel priye,
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>mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,
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>main soch raha ki rahe hain kabse, shrota mujhko jhel priye,
>mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye.
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>To kaisi lagi,...
 
That was really awesome.....

"tum rabadi kheer malai ho, main to sattu sapreta hoon"
"tum nai videshi mixi ho, main patthar ka silbatta hoon"
"tum chitra-haar ka madhur geet, main krishi-darshan ki jhaadi hoon,"

...were too good.

Had a good laugh....thanks !!


Regards,
Sumit
 
tum AK-saintalis jaisi, main to ik desi katta hoon

main mahue ka desi tharra, tum red-label ki botel ho

tum chitra-haar ka madhur geet, main krishi-darshan ki jhaadi hoon

tum nai maruti lagti ho, main scooter lamreta hoon


funny!!!
 
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