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Ek Nacheze ki Taraf se aapko Ram-Ram Sa, agar koi bhool ho jaaye to bacha samajh ke maff karna, Umeed hai aapke sath rahkar mein bhi kuch naya sikhunga.
BTW Ashok here From Mumbai.
:)
 
welcome jyoti....

vishok said:
Ek Nacheze ki Taraf se aapko Ram-Ram Sa, agar koi bhool ho jaaye to bacha samajh ke maff karna, Umeed hai aapke sath rahkar mein bhi kuch naya sikhunga.
BTW Ashok here From Mumbai.
:)


hahaha well come bhai shoki......nyu bata itna maara muh kya teh bana rehya sei........;)
aate hi tanne photu chep maari har wah bhi mumbai types....:D:p...ek aadh film mein to kaam mil he jyaga tanne.......hahahahahaha
anyway aare galti karna manna se na to ghanni kasuutte baanger laag jaya karen.......lol.....hahahahahaha

Vikas Rathee ke na phans jaiye......woh kasuut maanas se....;)
 
vishok said:
Ek Nacheze ki Taraf se aapko Ram-Ram Sa, agar koi bhool ho jaaye to bacha samajh ke maff karna, Umeed hai aapke sath rahkar mein bhi kuch naya sikhunga.
BTW Ashok here From Mumbai.
:)
wa ji wa apki ram ram den ka style nd sey,,,, baaki photu mein ghana kasuta pose bana rakhya sey ,,,:D :p :D ,,, key sochhoo ho bhai ??? ib tawli si koi nd thread bhej dey........:D :p
 
keshavdahiya sir aur downtoearth sahab aapko ghana-ghana dhanaywad, magar manne lage shey ki mein aap logo ke samne zyada nahi Tik paunga kyunki aate hi Keshav bhaiyya to hansan lagya.
:) :) :) :)
anyway aap kaho to photu hata du. aur Bolloywood me aapre aashirwaad su kaam milya to zaroor karenge.
 
vishok said:
keshavdahiya sir aur downtoearth sahab aapko ghana-ghana dhanaywad, magar manne lage shey ki mein aap logo ke samne zyada nahi Tik paunga kyunki aate hi Keshav bhaiyya to hansan lagya.
:) :) :) :)
anyway aap kaho to photu hata du. aur Bolloywood me aapre aashirwaad su kaam milya to zaroor karenge.
hehe bhai ,, ya too hum saarey new comer ki halki si ragging liyaan karaan,,:D :D :p ,, chinta na karey,,, aur photu na hatayiyey,,, terey ander humne kaal ka ster dikhey sey,,,,,

wlcm to jatland............ visit daily:p :p
 
bhai vishok....just kidding

vishok said:
keshavdahiya sir aur downtoearth sahab aapko ghana-ghana dhanaywad, magar manne lage shey ki mein aap logo ke samne zyada nahi Tik paunga kyunki aate hi Keshav bhaiyya to hansan lagya.
:) :) :) :)
anyway aap kaho to photu hata du. aur Bolloywood me aapre aashirwaad su kaam milya to zaroor karenge.

bhai shoki......galti ho gi marre yaar mein ke karun teri photu ghanni badhiya se matna hatiye

nyu laage se jannu tu uuper pankhe ne dekh dekh ke rok dega....:D:D

yaar .......mein to nyu hi welcome kiya karun.......
as i belive humor is the essence of life.....
take a chill pill dude......

cheers
 
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vishok said:
Ek Nacheze ki Taraf se aapko Ram-Ram Sa, agar koi bhool ho jaaye to bacha samajh ke maff karna, Umeed hai aapke sath rahkar mein bhi kuch naya sikhunga.
BTW Ashok here From Mumbai.
:)

BHAI ASHOK, TU TO GALAT PHANS GYA, YU RUPPI, KESHU OUR BHI KAI HAI, BADA GRUP SE INKA, YE TO BHAI SUDDHE MANAS NE JEENE LAYAK KONYA CHHODTE, MERI EISI- TAISI KAR RAKHI SE 4-5 DIN HOGE, FOURM MEIN LOGIN KARNE MAIN BHI DAR LAGGE SE,

IB TERI GELLAN KE HOWE GI YA TO TU HE BATAIYE,
 
downtoearth said:
terey ander humne kaal ka ster dikhey sey,,,,,
:p :p

Hahaha:D :D :D :D DTE bhai aapka bhi jawab nahi, agle aadmi ko Uncha uthakar nichey patkana koi aapse sikhey.
aur bhai Indarjeet aapne iss Group ke kisi member ki Tang khinchi hogi tabhi to aapke ye pichey pade hai.
mein to kahta hoon ki maffi mang lo aur vapas apni Biradari me aa jao.
:cool: :D
 
vishok said:
Hahaha DTE bhai aapka bhi jawab nahi, agle aadmi ko Uncha uthakar nichey patkana koi aapse sikhey.
:cool: :D
heheeh smarty,,, its not like that,,, ib mein kuch jyada nahi kahuga b`coz.. too much courtesy,, too much craft..:p :p ,, tanney entry to gaddar marr di ,, ib koi gadder si post bhi bhej de,,,,:p
 
yo saa kyun laaya

vishok said:
Ek Nacheze ki Taraf se aapko Ram-Ram Sa, agar koi bhool ho jaaye to bacha samajh ke maff karna, Umeed hai aapke sath rahkar mein bhi kuch naya sikhunga.
BTW Ashok here From Mumbai.
:)

aa bhai vishok pehli baat te tu jawan londaa saii ar aade nammaste sii gaadann laag rya sai kassaii ........kuch te sochya hota apni umar ka ?? ak tanne ya 15 SAAL POORAANI PHOTU CHEP RAAAKHI SAI AADE KAKKA?????:D:DHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:p

ennnn endd aantaaien jeese den laag gyaa ....

ar tu kit te BACHHA laage sai kassaii???:p

ar haan tu naacheez sai ke dyaakiii:D:D????/hahahaaha

mhaari gellyan tu kuch nahi seekh sakta vishok ...........hahahahah tu sirf yun hi hamare reply padhta rahega aur hum sab hanste rahengee........:D:D.

chul jus joking man .........welcom to the jatland;)
 
haan

anyway aap kaho to photu hata du. aur Bolloywood me aapre aashirwaad su kaam milya to zaroor karenge.[/quote]

haan ashok bhai tu je yaa e photu le ke jaata rehya na directoraan dhoree te tanne ek PAED(TREE) ke allawa aur koi role na mille ..........:D:D:D:D:Dhahahahahahaah
 
ratheetheraist said:
ennnn endd aantaaien jeese den laag gyaa ....



mhaari gellyan tu kuch nahi seekh sakta vishok ...........hahahahah tu sirf yun hi hamare reply padhta rahega aur hum sab hanste rahengee........

chul jus joking man .........welcom to the jatland;)
bhai is sey mil yu sey raathi hum sabkaa saathi,,, in fact he is the sweetest chap of jatland,,, yu tanney shuru shuru mein kardwa lagega thoda sa ,, lakin baad mein sabsey sweet,,,:p ,,, tu bhi socheyga issa nd wlcm to kit honda hogaaa? jab mein aa ya thaa tu merey gel bhi nuey banni thee:D :D :D

aaj ki raat to thode kardi kategi lakin kaal morning jama easy uthega,,, :D :D take it easy dude,,,,
 
Ram Ram Bhai Ram Ram
Ke haal chaal se tere
Aap musukariye ...aap Jatland pe hein
aasha hai aapki ride rollercoaster jaisi rahegi ;)

bhai Mumbai mein konse Serial mein kaam karte ho
Mane bhi koi Villian ka job dilya do ;)

keep visitin n keep postin gadar stuff :) ;)

rock on
Jit
 
hahahaha...

cooljat said:
Ram Ram Bhai Ram Ram
Ke haal chaal se tere
Aap musukariye ...aap Jatland pe hein
aasha hai aapki ride rollercoaster jaisi rahegi ;)

bhai Mumbai mein konse Serial mein kaam karte ho
Mane bhi koi Villian ka job dilya do ;)

keep visitin n keep postin gadar stuff :) ;)

rock on
Jit


jitu tanne to ek roll mill sakke se......;)
woh borri mein laash (deadbody) ka rolll mil sakke se...tu kitt villan ki soche se.......hahahahahahaha

manne bera se tu yu chashma kya te peher rehya se........teri ek aankh pathar ki sei na....lol......:D:p, kaane aadmi ne koi roll na mille.......
ke bera tera nishanna kitt laag jya.......hahahahaha
 
nnaaa bhaai

keshavdahiya said:
jitu tanne to ek roll mill sakke se......;)
woh borri mein laash (deadbody) ka rolll mil sakke se...tu kitt villan ki soche se.......hahahahahahaha

manne bera se tu yu chashma kya te peher rehya se........teri ek aankh pathar ki sei na....lol......:D:p, kaane aadmi ne koi roll na mille.......
ke bera tera nishanna kitt laag jya.......hahahahaha

bhaai issnne ye chasme apni kaani aank chupaan taae na laa raakhyaa isnne.......issne shheese main apni photu dekh li aur us din isske isskke dholle daandaan ka issa CHONDHHA laagya ak ye chasme aaj taai naa utar lieee..................hahahaahha:D:D:D

lol.........hahahahaha...........kilkki..............@laash kaa role
 
mmmmmmmmm

vishok said:
No Word Only :D :D :D :D :D Lagta hai Mehta sahab aap Fans gaye ho.

mmm dyaaki shoki tu bhi bhaaj liya mokka mildi en ..........hahaha:D........

daandre paaden laag gya tu bhi ib jitu pe..........hahahah .....yo theek karya tanne..

parr bhai ek baat bataauun tanne yo tanne saa laa diyaa na namaskaar ke paache yo nyu laage sai jannu te maadi sii namaste karre sai tu.......:D

nyun nahi kehya karen jib poochey paache ak .aare khaawegaa tu bhi gaajjar paak?? mmm haan le lyungaa maadaa saa:D:D

yo namaskaar e kar dendaa tu yo namaskaar saa ke karya tanne...........eh mehryar .........:mad:
 
HA HA HA HA ...Bhai Inderjeet....Sahi kaatya rog aapne...

Bhai re Rupi, Rathee aar Keshu,...mein bhi aa liya soon bhai..."Suuuuwaa-gat" karan ne Shoki ka.... ( Par bera na Suuuwaa-Gat mein tein Suuuwaa kit reh gee.....Gat jaroor kar doonga...)

Bhai Shoki hade nire ooot baalak sein...karda sa dil kar ke laagya rahiye bhai....aar ebbe woh Rohtak ke premnagar aala Jitu hooda te aaya e na sei...woh Dharti kaatega aa ke ne.......

Inderjeet bhai ki teeechhi kholan mein busy sei hooda.....ek gaathri chaabi le ke baitha sei......jyan te late ho gya...Are hoodeeyyy!!!...O rey Hoodey...(Rukka maar ke)..aaj jya ne kasaaiii.....Come Come kar le Shoki ka.....:D :D





[PS - Welcome to jatland!!! Yeh sab majaak chal raha hai ]


indarjeetstomar said:
BHAI ASHOK, TU TO GALAT PHANS GYA, YU RUPPI, KESHU OUR BHI KAI HAI, BADA GRUP SE INKA, YE TO BHAI SUDDHE MANAS NE JEENE LAYAK KONYA CHHODTE, MERI EISI- TAISI KAR RAKHI SE 4-5 DIN HOGE, FOURM MEIN LOGIN KARNE MAIN BHI DAR LAGGE SE,

IB TERI GELLAN KE HOWE GI YA TO TU HE BATAIYE,
 
anilsangwan said:
HA HA HA HA ...Bhai Inderjeet....Sahi kaatya rog aapne...

Bhai re Rupi, Rathee aar Keshu,...mein bhi aa liya soon bhai..."Suuuuwaa-gat" karan ne Shoki ka.... ( Par bera na Suuuwaa-Gat mein tein Suuuwaa kit reh gee.....Gat jaroor kar doonga...)

Bhai Shoki hade nire ooot baalak sein...karda sa dil kar ke laagya rahiye bhai....aar ebbe woh Rohtak ke premnagar aala Jitu hooda te aaya e na sei...woh Dharti kaatega aa ke ne.......

Inderjeet bhai ki teeechhi kholan mein busy sei hooda.....ek gaathri chaabi le ke baitha sei......jyan te late ho gya...Are hoodeeyyy!!!...O rey Hoodey...(Rukka maar ke)..aaj jya ne kasaaiii.....Come Come kar le Shoki ka.....:D :D

[PS - Welcome to jatland!!! Yeh sab majaak chal raha hai ]
:D acha ee baat shey kai. (sorry dosto haryanvi yhodi kam aati hai agar bhul se kahi kuch galat word likh doo to pl'z don't mind.
Ek baar Chenni me ek apna North indian bhai chala gaya jab wo Chennai Central per utra to ek auto wala aaya aur us-se pucha "Tamil Teri aamaa ?" iska matlab hota hai ki kya aap Tamil jante ho ?
to uss bhai ne samjha ki ye shayad mujhe gali de raha hai. aur pakad liya uss bechare ka kameez aur 2-4 khench diye kan ke nichey.)

To Bhaiyo aur bade Bujurgo kahi aisa na ho jaaye.
:D :D
Vaise I like your hansi-mazak,ek sahab ne mujhe bola tha Dayaki (uss word ko jab bhi yaad karta hoon to hans-hans ke bura haal hota hai)
 
Shoki ka welcome

Rupender...yo Ashok ghana gunwan baalak lage se manne te, tadke te isne mein senti karke.....Didi....Didi likh ke poocha ki is site pe chitthi kyukar likhun...maine bhi kati detail me samjhai....ar isne kitni tawli apni kala dekhai....ar dekho iski khinchai na kariyo je yo manne didi keh te, ya to iski aadar bhawna sai...main bi apne Bhaiyan ke khatar ghani bawli soon....:)
 
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