Nd Tau

[malikmca]

This joke might be old but i think it's worth posting.......

Eb be do tau(bhartu and sartu) bas main Delhi te Rohtak jaawe the.......donu kasute endi challu the....salah mila ke aage peeche baith liye.....conductor aaya aur bhartu te bolya.....tau kit ka tiket doon.....tau bolya ke mere yaar kyoon chaale kar rha hai rahne de na nu soch liye "gaam ke chori(girl) mil gayee thee"......
conductor ne bhee sochya chalo koi na......thode waar peeche sartu ka no aaya....conductoe ne poochi.....tau kit ka tiket doon.....sartu chootye bolya ke mere yaar nu soch liye chori(girl) gale uska bateu(husband) bhee tha......

 

[sumitpawar]

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah

 

[sameer_rtk]

yaar OLD is GOLD....purana joke sai par sai jhakkas.......

 

[kulwant]

good one

Malik bhai cheej badhiya honi chahiye beshak poorani ho

Aapne Tauan ka koye mooqabla nahi nice one keep it up

This joke might be old but i think it's worth posting.......

Eb be do tau(bhartu and sartu) bas main Delhi te Rohtak jaawe the.......donu kasute endi challu the....salah mila ke aage peeche baith liye.....conductor aaya aur bhartu te bolya.....tau kit ka tiket doon.....tau bolya ke mere yaar kyoon chaale kar rha hai rahne de na nu soch liye "gaam ke chori(girl) mil gayee thee"......
conductor ne bhee sochya chalo koi na......thode waar peeche sartu ka no aaya....conductoe ne poochi.....tau kit ka tiket doon.....sartu chootye bolya ke mere yaar nu soch liye chori(girl) gale uska bateu(husband) bhee tha......

 

[deepakdahiya]

great one

malik bhai donu tau ek te bhadkar ek niklay
bhai sab naye puraney chodo ishe ek do aur aan do

 

[arientinu]

Bhai ghana i swad sa aa gya

 

[virendernarwal]

purana besak ho lekin hhkphg