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akshaymalik84

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New TV channel ……oh yes! why not?….JAT TV.

I can see the future Anchors.

Mr. VP singh and Samar Kadian presents “KHAP Panchayats and Jat Society in Modern world”

Mr. Fateh presents “Education for All Jats.”

Mr. Jitender Hooda presents “Reservation for JATs in OBC”.

Mr. BLS presents “My experience of life”

Mr. Upendra presents “Enlightening A JAT”

Mr. Braham presents “From Brahm(It) to Prakash(It)”

Mr. Ravinderjeet present “ Bhule bisre/Baasi chutkale” OR “ Dekho…Hans na dena”

Mr. Anil Dalal (Leel-2) presents “DOHA’s role in life”…….(Those who will watch this program can also enjoy free tuition on Mathematics (Ist class to IIT maths) by Leel-2.

Miss Deepsi and Mr. Atish presents “Jats in Australia”

Mr. Anil Sangwan (Leel-1) presents “Haryana leaders and Politics”.

Mr. Rakesh Sahrawat presents “Ground Reality with facts, proofs and LINKS”

Miss Anjoo presents “Movie Reviews”

Mr. Deepak Malik presents “Cricket Maniacs”

Mr. Ojus/Dheeraj/Kundu presents “Fake ID”

Mrs. Ritu presents “Why it always happens to me”

Mr DK and Urvashi presents “Success, luck, hard work etc. etc.”

*The above programs are subjected to change without any prior notice.

We will start more programs as our TRP increases. Also we will try to make JAT TV a State Channel in Haryana , UP and Rajasthan. Do subscribe your favorite channel at the earliest. First three subscribers will be forced to meet their favorite Anchor.

*Mods: if you find this post offtopic please start a new thread in Time pass section.

PS: Koi Miss. Mrs. hogi ho te mera koi kasoor na hai.
 
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Laughter riots Akshay, Good work but it lacked :-

Mr Akshay Malik presents ''What Jatnis Want in Jats OR How to be a stunning Heartthrob''


akshaymalik84 said:
New TV channel ……oh yes! why not?….JAT TV.

I can see the future Anchors.

Mr. VP singh and Samar Kadian presents “KHAP Panchayats and Jat Society in Modern world”

Mr. Fateh presents “Education for All Jats.”

Mr. Jitender Hooda presents “Reservation for JATs in OBC”.

Mr. BLS presents “My experience of life”

Mr. Upendra presents “Enlightening A JAT”

Mr. Braham presents “From Brahm(It) to Prakash(It)”

Mr. Ravinderjeet present “ Bhule bisre/Baasi chutkale” OR “ Dekho…Hans na dena”

Mr. Anil Dalal (Leel-2) presents “DOHA’s role in life”…….(Those who will watch this program can also enjoy free tuition on Mathematics (Ist class to IIT maths) by Leel-2.

Miss Deepsi and Mr. Atish presents “Jats in Australia”

Mr. Anil Sangwan (Leel-1) presents “Haryana leaders and Politics”.

Mr. Rakesh Sahrawat presents “Ground Reality with facts, proofs and LINKS”

Miss Anjoo presents “Movie Reviews”

Mr. Deepak Malik presents “Cricket Maniacs”

Mr. Ojus/Dheeraj/Kundu presents “Fake ID”

Mrs. Ritu presents “Why it always happens to me”

Mr DK and Urvashi presents “Success, luck, hard work etc. etc.”

*The above programs are subjected to change without any prior notice.

We will start more programs as our TRP increases. Also we will try to make JAT TV a State Channel in Haryana , UP and Rajasthan. Do subscribe your favorite channel at the earliest. First three subscribers will be forced to meet their favorite Anchor.

*Mods: if you find this post offtopic please start a new thread in Time pass section.
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akshaymalik84 said:
New TV channel ……oh yes! why not?….JAT TV.

I can see the future Anchors.

Mr. VP singh and Samar Kadian presents “KHAP Panchayats and Jat Society in Modern world”

Mr. Fateh presents “Education for All Jats.”

Mr. Jitender Hooda presents “Reservation for JATs in OBC”.

Mr. BLS presents “My experience of life”

Mr. Upendra presents “Enlightening A JAT”

Mr. Braham presents “From Brahm(It) to Prakash(It)”

Mr. Ravinderjeet present “ Bhule bisre/Baasi chutkale” OR “ Dekho…Hans na dena”

Mr. Anil Dalal (Leel-2) presents “DOHA’s role in life”…….(Those who will watch this program can also enjoy free tuition on Mathematics (Ist class to IIT maths) by Leel-2.

Miss Deepsi and Mr. Atish presents “Jats in Australia”

Mr. Anil Sangwan (Leel-1) presents “Haryana leaders and Politics”.

Mr. Rakesh Sahrawat presents “Ground Reality with facts, proofs and LINKS”

Miss Anjoo presents “Movie Reviews”

Mr. Deepak Malik presents “Cricket Maniacs”

Mr. Ojus/Dheeraj/Kundu presents “Fake ID”

Mrs. Ritu presents “Why it always happens to me”

Mr DK and Urvashi presents “Success, luck, hard work etc. etc.”

*The above programs are subjected to change without any prior notice.

We will start more programs as our TRP increases. Also we will try to make JAT TV a State Channel in Haryana , UP and Rajasthan. Do subscribe your favorite channel at the earliest. First three subscribers will be forced to meet their favorite Anchor.

*Mods: if you find this post offtopic please start a new thread in Time pass section.
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Mr. Ravinderjeet present “ Bhule bisre/Baasi chutkale” OR “ Dekho…Hans na dena”
director bhai me aapnaa roll adaa karan ne tayaar su.par meraa ek parograam ne aur jagaah de diye -" albaadi bachheyon ko kesey handel kiyaa jaaye" .chaalaa paad diyaa bhaai, tanney to chutkalaan kaa baap banaa diyaa.
 
akshaymalik84 said:
New TV channel ……oh yes! why not?….JAT TV.

*The above programs are subjected to change without any prior notice.

We will start more programs as our TRP increases. Also we will try to make JAT TV a State Channel in Haryana , UP and Rajasthan. Do subscribe your favorite channel at the earliest. First three subscribers will be forced to meet their favorite Anchor.
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Mkha pet me dard kar diya Malik Saab hasa-hasa ke.. :D

Ye bhi jod le bhai je kime Air-time bach rhya ho to :D :-

Mr. Kapil Dalal presents "Finance Matters"

Mr Vijay Phogaut presents "Haryanvi Jumle"

Mr. Rana presents "Best places to stay in haryana - Ek theka dusra thana".

Mr. Amrit Khraab presents "How to twist History?"

Ojus ka ek or jod bhai.. "How to play tetris?" ;)
 
akshaymalik84 said:
New TV channel ……oh yes! why not?….JAT TV.

I can see the future Anchors.

Mr. VP singh and Samar Kadian presents “KHAP Panchayats and Jat Society in Modern world”

Mr. Fateh presents “Education for All Jats.”

Mr. Jitender Hooda presents “Reservation for JATs in OBC”.

Mr. BLS presents “My experience of life”

Mr. Upendra presents “Enlightening A JAT”

Mr. Braham presents “From Brahm(It) to Prakash(It)”

Mr. Ravinderjeet present “ Bhule bisre/Baasi chutkale” OR “ Dekho…Hans na dena”

Mr. Anil Dalal (Leel-2) presents “DOHA’s role in life”…….(Those who will watch this program can also enjoy free tuition on Mathematics (Ist class to IIT maths) by Leel-2.

Mrs. Deepshi and Mr. Atish presents “Jats in Australia”

Mr. Anil Sangwan (Leel-1) presents “Haryana leaders and Politics”.

Mr. Rakesh Sahrawat presents “Ground Reality with facts, proofs and LINKS”

Miss Anjoo presents “Movie Reviews”

Mr. Deepak Malik presents “Cricket Maniacs”

Mr. Ojus/Dheeraj/Kundu presents “Fake ID”

Mrs. Ritu presents “Why it always happens to me”

Mr DK and Urvashi presents “Success, luck, hard work etc. etc.”

*The above programs are subjected to change without any prior notice.

We will start more programs as our TRP increases. Also we will try to make JAT TV a State Channel in Haryana , UP and Rajasthan. Do subscribe your favorite channel at the earliest. First three subscribers will be forced to meet their favorite Anchor.

*Mods: if you find this post offtopic please start a new thread in Time pass section.
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Well doneAkshay

Ojus is outdated in Tetris
 
Originally Posted by akshaymalik84
New TV channel ……oh yes! why not?….JAT TV.

I can see the future Anchors.

Mr. VP singh and Samar Kadian presents “KHAP Panchayats and Jat Society in Modern world”

Mr. Fateh presents “Education for All Jats.”

Mr. Jitender Hooda presents “Reservation for JATs in OBC”.

Mr. BLS presents “My experience of life”

Mr. Upendra presents “Enlightening A JAT”

Mr. Braham presents “From Brahm(It) to Prakash(It)”

Mr. Ravinderjeet present “ Bhule bisre/Baasi chutkale” OR “ Dekho…Hans na dena”

Mr. Anil Dalal (Leel-2) presents “DOHA’s role in life”…….(Those who will watch this program can also enjoy free tuition on Mathematics (Ist class to IIT maths) by Leel-2.

Mrs. Deepshi and Mr. Atish presents “Jats in Australia”

Mr. Anil Sangwan (Leel-1) presents “Haryana leaders and Politics”.

Mr. Rakesh Sahrawat presents “Ground Reality with facts, proofs and LINKS”

Miss Anjoo presents “Movie Reviews”

Mr. Deepak Malik presents “Cricket Maniacs”

Mr. Ojus/Dheeraj/Kundu presents “Fake ID”

Mrs. Ritu presents “Why it always happens to me”

Mr DK and Urvashi presents “Success, luck, hard work etc. etc.”

*The above programs are subjected to change without any prior notice.

We will start more programs as our TRP increases. Also we will try to make JAT TV a State Channel in Haryana , UP and Rajasthan. Do subscribe your favorite channel at the earliest. First three subscribers will be forced to meet their favorite Anchor.
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Great Job!!
Akshay Malik: The most deserving candidate for the post of Managing Director of Jat TV!!

Good one bhai...
sabko hasa diya.. nahi to is thread se ladaaiya shuru hone wali thi!! :)
 
montykohar said:
Great Job!!
Akshay Malik: The most deserving candidate for the post of Managing Director of Jat TV!!

Good one bhai...
sabko hasa diya.. nahi to is thread se ladaaiya shuru hone wali thi!! :)
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I agree with you and endorse Akshay's candidature. It reminds me the lines of that Gumrah film's gazal "Wo afsana jise anjam tak laana ho mumkin, use ek khoobsoorat mor dekar chhodna achcha". Akshay Bhai has brought that mod and I do not think there is anything left to discuss under this thread henceforward. Sirf chachh (lassi) bachi hui hai usko bilona ho to besak lage raho.
 
akshaymalik84 said:
New TV channel ……oh yes! why not?….JAT TV.

I can see the future Anchors.

Mr. VP singh and Samar Kadian presents “KHAP Panchayats and Jat Society in Modern world”

Mr. Fateh presents “Education for All Jats.”

Mr. Jitender Hooda presents “Reservation for JATs in OBC”.

Mr. BLS presents “My experience of life”

Mr. Upendra presents “Enlightening A JAT”

Mr. Braham presents “From Brahm(It) to Prakash(It)”

Mr. Ravinderjeet present “ Bhule bisre/Baasi chutkale” OR “ Dekho…Hans na dena”

Mr. Anil Dalal (Leel-2) presents “DOHA’s role in life”…….(Those who will watch this program can also enjoy free tuition on Mathematics (Ist class to IIT maths) by Leel-2.

Miss Deepsi and Mr. Atish presents “Jats in Australia”

Mr. Anil Sangwan (Leel-1) presents “Haryana leaders and Politics”.

Mr. Rakesh Sahrawat presents “Ground Reality with facts, proofs and LINKS”

Miss Anjoo presents “Movie Reviews”

Mr. Deepak Malik presents “Cricket Maniacs”

Mr. Ojus/Dheeraj/Kundu presents “Fake ID”

Mrs. Ritu presents “Why it always happens to me”

Mr DK and Urvashi presents “Success, luck, hard work etc. etc.”

*The above programs are subjected to change without any prior notice.

We will start more programs as our TRP increases. Also we will try to make JAT TV a State Channel in Haryana , UP and Rajasthan. Do subscribe your favorite channel at the earliest. First three subscribers will be forced to meet their favorite Anchor.

*Mods: if you find this post offtopic please start a new thread in Time pass section.

PS: Koi Miss. Mrs. hogi ho te mera koi kasoor na hai.
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hahahahahahahahaha..hahaahaha....Great sense of humor bhai JL ke AKSHAY KUMAR....
 
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akshaymalik84 said:
New TV channel ……oh yes! why not?….JAT TV.

I can see the future Anchors.


We will start more programs as our TRP increases. Also we will try to make JAT TV a State Channel in Haryana , UP and Rajasthan. Do subscribe your favorite channel at the earliest. First three subscribers will be forced to meet their favorite Anchor.

*Mods: if you find this post offtopic please start a new thread in Time pass section.

PS: Koi Miss. Mrs. hogi ho te mera koi kasoor na hai.
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Akshay, you seem to have forgotten the (Managing) Editors :p
 
Ha ha ha ha ha ha Akshay bhai........ DHOOOOOOOMA Thaa diya !!!!..........Maja aa gya padh ke..... plain humor with no leg pulling.... keep it up !!
 
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HAHAHA !! :D .. gud one bhai Akshay !! ..

Just wonderin' will there be any thing like Sansani ? If so, who gonna anchor that? :)

Cheers
Jit

 
cooljat said:
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HAHAHA !! :D .. gud one bhai Akshay !! ..

Just wonderin' will there be any thing like Sansani ? If so, who gonna anchor that? :)

Cheers
Jit
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Jit that's anchoring will also done by one and only man, Mr" Upender alis Uppu". Correct me if wrong.
Mr Rakesh Sehrawat also keep watch on each telecast not to be repeated.
 
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"beytooki baatein" hosted by dkumar,"chief of sensor board"-rakesh sehrawat,"netaa kesey baney"-monti kohar,"kavi aur uski senwednaaiyen"Ajit singhDalal
 
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