Neg Tei Matna Bigade....::)))

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sejwaldeepak

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Last wale ke liye maafi chahta hun....:( i hope u all enjoy this one..:p

Ek be tau natthu sehar mein pahunch gya..:) tau ne dekhi akk lift mein do buddhe chahhd ke gaye arr bahar likde do jawan chhore,..:rolleyes: pher do budhiya chhadd ke gayi arr bhar likad ke aayi 2 khabsurat jawan chhori...:D natthu ne socchii akk yaa tei budhe ne jawan karan ki mashine sei... tau ne bidh tei hi dhapli dhore phone karke sehar bula li...arr dhapli lift mein chhadha di...arr jib waa lift wapis aayi tei usmei k ek baba likdya arr chal diy...:D natthu ne sochi akk ya ke bangi..natthu baba ke pacche pacche ho liya arr rukke maree akk bharthu ki maaaa:eek:..ibb balkan ki maa ho teii bolle bhi..:p bharthu ne bhaaj ke baba ka hath pakad liya..!!! baba katti acchambhe se mein aake bolya rei tauu ke karee sei??natthu bolyaa reii bhundhii shakl kii lugaii tei baba tei bann gi,, per neg tei manna bigaddee dakaan...:D:p
 
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,,,, ....... Tau lift mein chadhaa ki Tai ne.....bhaaj kyu na liya ... aachhaa peechhhaa chhoooottt gya tha........ :p
 
Humbeyyy rei Deepu..... saachi kahya karein... Jat budhaapey mein biggddya kare... :p

Jawaaan huye paachey waa Tai kissey doosrey floor pe utarti :rock :rock... Jaroori tha ek waa uss Tau aale floor pe maatha maarti... :D :D :D :D


ahahhaahahaa.... wo bhi swwad le tha akk le ek be pher jwan ho jagi tai:p:D
 
Bhai nihayat hi achha chutkula tha...
humey ati sukhad laga ye chutkula padhna..
aap tarakki per hai..
kisis bujurg ne kahi hai jab log aap per taaney ya fabtiya kasey to matlab aap tarakki kar rahey hai..athhaiv ninda ko dil per na le aivem chutkuley ka anand uthaney de.....

Jissey agaye bhai....kiiiiiiiiillllllllllkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiii:rock:rock:rock
khoon pi lyo thamm mera ibb...chammchhirrad banega ya drakula..bata de ibbe:D
 
kisse nai na chahiye tera khoon.....chutkalla andy tha:D

हां जी, चुटकला चोखा था । इसको पढ़कर अमिताभ बच्चन की फिल्म "नमक हलाल" का सीन याद आ गया - उसके बाद ये लिफ्ट वाले चुटकले चले हैं ।

और मुझे अपना धागा नेग भी याद आ गया ।



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हां जी, चुटकला चोखा था । इसको पढ़कर अमिताभ बच्चन की फिल्म "नमक हलाल" का सीन याद आ गया - उसके बाद ये लिफ्ट वाले चुटकले चले हैं ।

और मुझे अपना धागा नेग भी याद आ गया ।



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Yu avesh the nakalchi ka likha hod paya
matlab iski original copy bhi kite na kite jaroor hogi
http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=25592&highlight=Lift
 
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