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[tejvir]

1 DIN 1 DAKU 1 SARDAR KE GHAR MEIN GHUS GAYA AUR
BOLA; SONA KAHAN HAI?;
SARDAR BOLA ;ULLU KE PATTHE. PURA GHAR KHALI HAI, KAHIN BHI SOJA..;

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AN ASTRONOMER WAS WATCHING THE SKY FROM TELESCOPE. A SARDAR WAS OBSERVING
HIM.
SUDDENLY A STAR FALLS. AFTER SEEING THAT SARDAR SAYS ;WAH KYA NISHANA HAI.

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SARDARJI'S SON : OYE PAPAJI.... BAHAR DARWAJE PAR KOI SWIMING POOL KE LIYE
DONATION MANG RAHA HAI....
SARDAR : PUTTAR , USKO EK LOTA PAANI DE DE...

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BAAP BETE SE : TUMHE KAISI BIWI CHAHIYE?
BETA: ;MUJHE CHAND JAISI BIWI CHAHIYE, JO RAAT KO AAYE AUR SUBHA CHALI JAYE.


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IN A SARDARS GARMENT STORE 1 DAY A CUSTOMER COMES IN & SAYS " BHAISAAB!
UNDERWEAR DIKHANA ZARA"
SARDAR ; OYE! SORRY YAAR -AAJ PEHNA NAHI..


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SARDAR ;YAAR! YE MURGI KE BACHE ANDE TODKAR BAHR KAISE AA JATE HAI?
2ND SARDAR : OYE! PEHLE MANU YE BATA YE BAND ANDE ME GHUS KAISE JATE HAI.

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SARDAR NE BIWI SEY POOCHA : AAJ THO CHICKEN BAHUTH TASTY HAI..KUCH KHAS
MASALA LAGAYA KYA?
BIWI : KUCH NAHI. THODI SI JAL GAYEE THI... ISLIYE BURNOL CREAM LAGAYA....
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[gajeshd]

Dear Vir Bhai,

Good ones with freshness. Bahut badhiya, keep it up and let us have more of these.

 

[amitsangwan003]

bhai bilkul fresh
tarife kaabil,
i like it,
bhai mood bilkul fresh hogya,
aannde 10 12 isse e fer