News Of the Day

[priyasingh]

A man sees a woman getting chased by a dog.
When the dog is about to bite the woman, the man intervenes and kicks
the
dog.
A reporter was seeing all this.

He said "That was great. I'll definitely publish
this in newspaper.Tomorrow the headline will be 'LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY
FROM A DOG'."

The man replied "Thank you, but I'm not from here. I am from US".

Reporter " OK. Then the headline will be 'US CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN FROM A
DOG'".

Man: Actually, I live in US but I'm not a US
citizen. I'm a Pakistani national".

Next day, the headline in the paper read
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>> TERRORIST ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG.

 

[devdahiya]

" Badd achchha badnaam bura".......fits well here.

 

[mukeshkumar007]

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>> TERRORIST ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG.

good joke...
yeh to wehi baat huwi jaise kehi ladhai ho jati hai and agar usme jato ke ladke involve hai to kehte hai ki "Jato ke ladke bhoot badmas hote hai"... lakin agar wo ladke kisi aur community se belong karte hai to kehte hai .... " abhi bache hai nadani hai galti ho jati hai "

 

[keshavdahiya]

Hehehe

Cheers to u priya.....
that was really marvelous.....
keep it up
yeh joke to news paper men bhi hone chahiye

 

[cooljat]

nice joke indeed

rock on
Jit

 

[ravihooda]

Excellent joke

A really excellent joke !!

Ravi Hooda