Newton Forgot to State ???

[ajitsinghrahar]

Some Importent Laws Which Newton Forgot to state ? ? ?

LAW OF QUEUE : If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

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LAW OF TELEPHONE : When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

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LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

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LAW OF THE WORKSHOP : Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

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LAW OF THE ALIBI : If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

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BATH THEOREM : When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

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LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

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LAW OF THE RESULT : When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

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LAW OF BIOMECHANICS : The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

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THEATRE RULE : People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

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LAW OF COFFEE : As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold .

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[deepshi]

hehe

be yo thread band hovega--or kuchh nahi

 

[vpannu]

be yo thread band hovega--or kuchh nahi

ek aadh baat te kasuut se such as Law of Q,Workshop, Mech Repair
na na, ban na honn devaa isne..ek e ilaaj se Newton ne JAT bana dyo and hence JAT joke

 

[desijat]

inhe dekh kar kuch murphy namak aadmi yaad a raha hai

 

[cooljat]

Intrestin'...

 

[crsnadar]

HaHaHa..!

Newton ke alawa aur bhi to scientist hain/the duniya me

Actually these all are Famous Murfi Laws

But were very intresting...& very funny...but true & proved somewhere

 

[satyeshwar]

Non Jat Joke!