devendramalik
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A company, feeling it was time for a shapeup, hires a new CEO. The new CEO is determined to rid the company of all unproductive workers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a young chap leaning on a wall and relaxing. The room is full of workers who were busy working, except for this guy.
The CEO decides to let his staff know that he means business!
The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week ....... Why?"
The CEO then hands the guy $600 in cash and screams, "Here's two weeks'
pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!".
Surprised and in fear, the guy immediately leaves.
Feeling pretty good about having fired his first worker, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me which department that worker belonged to?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "He was the Pizza Delivery guy from Domino's."
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A man joined a big Multinational company as a trainee.
On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone," Get me a coffee quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded,"you fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"
"No", replied the trainee. "It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!" the MD responded.
The man shouted back," and do you know who you're talking to, you fool?"
"No", replied the MD.
"Thank God!"' replied the trainee and put down the phone!
The CEO decides to let his staff know that he means business!
The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week ....... Why?"
The CEO then hands the guy $600 in cash and screams, "Here's two weeks'
pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!".
Surprised and in fear, the guy immediately leaves.
Feeling pretty good about having fired his first worker, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me which department that worker belonged to?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "He was the Pizza Delivery guy from Domino's."
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A man joined a big Multinational company as a trainee.
On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone," Get me a coffee quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded,"you fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"
"No", replied the trainee. "It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!" the MD responded.
The man shouted back," and do you know who you're talking to, you fool?"
"No", replied the MD.
"Thank God!"' replied the trainee and put down the phone!