A cool PJ
Once upon a time... In a village, there came a lion & started troubling
villagers. Being frustrated because of the lion, people decide to take
some action. They decide that after 6:00 o'clock in the evening
everybody will return home and lock the doors from inside.The trick works,
lion comes and finds nothing. Second day also it comes and sees the same
thing everywhere! It happens for 2-3 nights. Then finally one day, the
frustrated lion comes and lock all the doors from outside and goes back
into the forest. Now suggest some good title for the story!
Reminder: You are asked to suggest the title of the story and not the
moral.
(Try your best and then scroll down for title)
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Title : Sherlock Holmes :
sher - lock - homes!!!!
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Laloo solves puzzles
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite
sometime, Laloo proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend. "It took me
ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT," Laloo brags.
"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG." the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL". Laloo replies. "SEE THIS NOTE, IT READS -"FOR
4-7YRS".
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Laloo Checks In
Once Laloo was coming out of Airport.As there was huge rush the
security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and
moved on...
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Best Hell in India
A desi dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different
hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks What
do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair
for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then
the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound
of that at all,so he moves on. He checks out the U.S hell as well as
the Russian hell and many more.
He discovers that they are all
more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Indian hell
and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in.
Amazed he asks "What do they do here?"
He is told "First they put you in an
electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for
another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of
the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why
are there so many people waiting to get in?"
Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not
work, someone stole all the nails, and the devil used to be a public
servant, so he comes in, punches his time-card and then goes back
home..."
Once upon a time... In a village, there came a lion & started troubling
villagers. Being frustrated because of the lion, people decide to take
some action. They decide that after 6:00 o'clock in the evening
everybody will return home and lock the doors from inside.The trick works,
lion comes and finds nothing. Second day also it comes and sees the same
thing everywhere! It happens for 2-3 nights. Then finally one day, the
frustrated lion comes and lock all the doors from outside and goes back
into the forest. Now suggest some good title for the story!
Reminder: You are asked to suggest the title of the story and not the
moral.
(Try your best and then scroll down for title)
:
:
:
:
Title : Sherlock Holmes :
sher - lock - homes!!!!
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Laloo solves puzzles
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite
sometime, Laloo proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend. "It took me
ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT," Laloo brags.
"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG." the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL". Laloo replies. "SEE THIS NOTE, IT READS -"FOR
4-7YRS".
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Laloo Checks In
Once Laloo was coming out of Airport.As there was huge rush the
security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and
moved on...
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Best Hell in India
A desi dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different
hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks What
do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair
for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then
the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound
of that at all,so he moves on. He checks out the U.S hell as well as
the Russian hell and many more.
He discovers that they are all
more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Indian hell
and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in.
Amazed he asks "What do they do here?"
He is told "First they put you in an
electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for
another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of
the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why
are there so many people waiting to get in?"
Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not
work, someone stole all the nails, and the devil used to be a public
servant, so he comes in, punches his time-card and then goes back
home..."