Ninda-Rus

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Whenever two desi jannani meet each other, unknown to each other, as usual within minutes of discussion they start cursing their mother in law’s. Like hey bhan tu keetke.. ar tu keetki..and final goal of discussion is Sassu ki chuglee .
That’s known as NINDA-RUS.

& in relation to that here the joke goes.

Ek baar ek jannani ko kisi gantavya per pahuchney ki liye motor pakadni thee..
January ka mahina .. kadake ki sardee.. aur upper se kasooti dhund thee.. us aurat ne shaal audh rakhee thee or sardee se bachne ke liye dattha bhi maar Rakha tha..sirf aank-ankh dikhai de rahi thee…

motor thodi late ho Gayi.. to va jannani bus stand per bench per beth gayi… Zad main ek or bukaal mare betha tha. Dhoond ki vazah se ek doosrey ka moohn bhi na dikhey tha..Zaddaa kasoot tha na !

Janani ne sochi .. ek yah bhi koi ekli bethi hai..she started,” Ke bera ya motor kodhane ne aawagi..Hey bhaan key bataoon !! kasoot zaddaa pada se..hadda main ke sillee baal likdey sai..Asal main meri ‘Barren’ sasoo ne Parkey ( pichley saal) jappey main ghee thoda diya.. jya mare yo zadda Ghana lage se” . Itney main dhore bathey aaley ne ghoz main te bundal-machhis likadi or bolya,” Jab main ke tere khatir aadey ghee ke baarey bhar raha su?”
:-) :-) :-D :-D :-)
 
udai bhai ,
shez shez likaarden laag rehya sai .......gathree mein te stock . ND thaa
u know such jokes are a refreshing air for jatland .keep it up .


ps ...even i am motivated to take out an old stock from my kitty , check this out at my new thread .
 
Dhanyavad,
Aap sab log hausla afzaaii karte raho, Ghatdeeuon ka tota na hai... time - bey-time nuey khoolte rahengi..

Stay Tuned.

Ramesh Lakra (Apr 28, 2004 09:47 a.m.):
udai bhai ,
shez shez likaarden laag rehya sai .......gathree mein te stock . ND thaa
u know such jokes are a refreshing air for jatland .keep it up .


ps ...even i am motivated to take out an old stock from my kitty , check this out at my new thread .
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Katai jatoo scene, Uday. Lekin yeh to purani baat hain jab bahu sas ki burai kara karati. Ajkal to scene ulta ho chala hai. Ek aankho dekha incident bata raha hun Auchandi border bus stand pe ek tai dharati main baithi kuchh kahan laag rahi thi, uske charon aur bheed kathi thee, main bhi ja khada hua. Tai kah rahi thi "bhai, chhora badi muskalan tai pet kaat-2 ke 16 (MA) padhaya hamne, isi oot rand aayee ekai raat main 17 padha diya, ib bhai mhari tai sunta he na, ke karan. Mhari padhai tai saari bhulgye, ib tai uski ye padhai yaad rah sai beiman kai". Ek tau khada tha bola, masterni ke er chhore ke dubara parche le le, donu fail pavenge. Pher dunwa ka naam kat kai apne school mah tai tah de, pher daakhila mana diye".
 
Narwal Sahab,

Dhaynavad,

Per nu bata aapki jaisey Hawk eyes se abhi tak kaisey achhota reh gaya tha :-)

Stay Tuned.


jamma nd .... kasuuuuttta[/quote]
 
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