Nourate (Navratre)

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Do Chhori bus main baith ke baat karan laag ri thee college main jati haan ….. Nourate (Navratre) Chaal re thee …..
Dhapli Boli: Jiji manne te poore 9 din kerne hain …. Saare ke saare barat …. Kaal pehla barat tha .... tedkaahe tedhkahe ... 4 Seb khaaye ... pher ... dahi ka lauta bhera tha wo peeya .... dophare se .... 12 kele khaaye .... saanjh ne 8 roti khaayi Singhaade ke choon ki.....:eek:

Kudkaan Boli: Jiji ..... barat main te jee likad jya sai .... manne bhi itna khaya tha per saanjh tahin bhookh te godde tootge.....:eek:

Beraber main baith ke tau Sundu Sunan Laag reha tha ... us ne donu choriyaa kanhi dekha …. :mad:Pher bolya ....... Tam Barat karo thee ke bhart karo thee ..... bhains ki dhaal konch pholaa aayi ..... eb chabar cbar ker ke ... jugaal lyo
 
Pher bolya ....... Tam Barat karo thee ke bhart karo thee
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Wah bhai sanjeet is pey to ek baat yaad aagi........

Maari company mey do chori baithi thi..........arr mey aapne dost ke gel tha

Ek gani patli thi arr dusri gani moti.........

maney kahi mere dost tahi...........dekhiye re combination............

Wo bola............bhai do daal ki chori hoya karey..........ek wey jo barat krya karey..............is marial jissi..........
arr dusri wey jo bhart krya karey............iss choth(heap of gobar) jisi............:D
 
naseebpanghal said:
Pher bolya ....... Tam Barat karo thee ke bhart karo thee
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Wah bhai sanjeet is pey to ek baat yaad aagi........

Maari company mey do chori baithi thi..........arr mey aapne dost ke gel tha

Ek gani patli thi arr dusri gani moti.........

maney kahi mere dost tahi...........dekhiye re combination............

Wo bola............bhai do daal ki chori hoya karey..........ek wey jo barat krya karey..............is marial jissi..........
arr dusri wey jo bhart krya karey............iss choth(heap of gobar) jisi............:D[/QUOTE]

Hahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahhhahahaha kilkki pe kilki................ oh teri ke ................ naas tha diya ........ iska matlab bhi samjha diya tha ek nahi........:D:D:D:D:D hahahhahahhaahaha
 
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वाह संजीत !

वैसे ये नवरात्रे का रिवाज तो आजकल ही दिखने लगा है जाटणियों में । पहले चैत (अप्रैल) के महीने में सब जाटणियां लगी रहती थी खेत में लामणी करने - नवरात्रे का व्रत कर के तो बस हो चुकी लामणी !!
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naseebpanghal said:
Pher bolya ....... Tam Barat karo thee ke bhart karo thee
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Wah bhai sanjeet is pey to ek baat yaad aagi........

Maari company mey do chori baithi thi..........arr mey aapne dost ke gel tha

Ek gani patli thi arr dusri gani moti.........

maney kahi mere dost tahi...........dekhiye re combination............

Wo bola............bhai do daal ki chori hoya karey..........ek wey jo barat krya karey..............is marial jissi..........
arr dusri wey jo bhart krya karey............iss choth(heap of gobar) jisi............:D[/quote]



ha ha ha ha ha ha

naash sauda !!:D
 
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renuchoudhary said:
Kyon jatniyo ke piche pad reh sare, jat bhee kam na se iss barat aur bharat ke khel main
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kati bhi nahi renu ji...


manne to aaj tak koe jat vrat karta na dekhya....

saare bharat hi karya kare....ar jad bhi unki lugai vrat rakhe..ar un ne natte , ak pi (drink) mat na liyye....ve jarur te bhi jarur piya kare....

he he he

is baat pe manne bhi ek baat yaad aa gayi..
ek satinder chaudhary karke tau se bharatpur me andi tau se...

tai ne vrat rakhya...ar tau ne bolli piye mat na...

tau ne haan bhar li...ar khoob pooja paath bhi kiya...yog ar dhyan bhi kiya...ar saanjh ne chhak ke daru pi...

ar tadki fer subere 5 baje uthke..tai gel pooja paath kiya..dhyan..yoga ki..

manne puchhi ak tau, tai natte thi peen te, ar tu mannya kyun na..

tau bolya, vrat to uska se, mera to bharat ar piyat se....ha ha ha....kilkiiiiiiiiiii
 
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