RAMAYAN IN THE 21st CENTURY
A young second generation Indian KID in the US was asked .
by his mother to explain the significance of "Diwali" to his younger
brother, this is how he went about it...
"So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him.
But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and she forced
her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some national
forest or something...
Since he was going, for like, something like more than 10 years or so.. he
decided to get his wife and his bro along... you know...so that they could
all chill out together. ...
But Dude, the forest was reeeeal scary ****... really man...they had
monkeys and devils and **** like that.
But this dude, Ram, kicked with darts and bows and arrows... so it was
fine.
But then some bad gangster boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe
(Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, here was our man, and also his
bro, Laxman, all the gods were with him... So anyways,you don't mess with
gods. So, Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys..
Dude, don't ask me how they trained the damn monkeys... just go along with me, ok... ..
So, Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangster's ass in his own hood.
Anyways, by this time, their time's up in the forest..and anyways...it
gets kinda boring, you know... no TV or malls or **** like that.
So, they decided to hitch a ride back home... and when the people realize
that our dude, his bro and the wife are back home...they thought, well,
you
know, at least they deserve something nice... and they didn't have any
bars or clubs in those days...so they couldn't take them out for a drink,
so they,
like, decided to smoke and ****... and since they also had some lamps,
they lit the lamps also...so it was pretty cooool... you know with all
those fireworks...Really, they even had some local band play along with
the fireworks...and you know, what, dude, that was the very first, no
kidding.., that was the very first music-synchronized fireworks... you
know,like the 4th of July stuff, but just, more cooler and stuff, you
know. And,so dude, that was how, like, this festival started."
A young second generation Indian KID in the US was asked .
by his mother to explain the significance of "Diwali" to his younger
brother, this is how he went about it...
"So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him.
But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and she forced
her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some national
forest or something...
Since he was going, for like, something like more than 10 years or so.. he
decided to get his wife and his bro along... you know...so that they could
all chill out together. ...
But Dude, the forest was reeeeal scary ****... really man...they had
monkeys and devils and **** like that.
But this dude, Ram, kicked with darts and bows and arrows... so it was
fine.
But then some bad gangster boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe
(Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, here was our man, and also his
bro, Laxman, all the gods were with him... So anyways,you don't mess with
gods. So, Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys..
Dude, don't ask me how they trained the damn monkeys... just go along with me, ok... ..
So, Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangster's ass in his own hood.
Anyways, by this time, their time's up in the forest..and anyways...it
gets kinda boring, you know... no TV or malls or **** like that.
So, they decided to hitch a ride back home... and when the people realize
that our dude, his bro and the wife are back home...they thought, well,
you
know, at least they deserve something nice... and they didn't have any
bars or clubs in those days...so they couldn't take them out for a drink,
so they,
like, decided to smoke and ****... and since they also had some lamps,
they lit the lamps also...so it was pretty cooool... you know with all
those fireworks...Really, they even had some local band play along with
the fireworks...and you know, what, dude, that was the very first, no
kidding.., that was the very first music-synchronized fireworks... you
know,like the 4th of July stuff, but just, more cooler and stuff, you
know. And,so dude, that was how, like, this festival started."
