Old Jokes From JL

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Lo g ek poora JL ka joke hai mera na hai g kisse poorane member ne likha tha mai ussko feer k likh raha hun

Ek be DC "Model School" (Rohtak) ka routine checkup karne aaya.
Ek section mein usnne ek baat bhujhi.......
"batao balkon khanna kitni baar chabba ke khaana chahiye?"
Balak jawab dein lagge...21 baar, 36 baar, 15 baar, 9 baar etc etc.
DC ke ghanna CHO uthya, Uude master khadda tha,
Master pe DC ne bhujhi....Kya master ji aap bachon ko kuch nahi sikhate,
Yeh kya jawab de rahe hain bache.
Master bolya ke bataun ji..Manne to nyu bata rakhi se ke
"KHAANA JAB TAK KHAAO JAB TAK USKA GUU NA BAN LE":D....
Ib mein ke bolunyeh balak apni calculation jor rahe sein:D
 
Teri pasand ki daad deni paddegi chhorey!! Kaadh k bhi lyaya sei toh k...
Laagya reh... members ne saddandh aawe sei toh aawan de.... dattiye mat na... :D

Ek Madhvi ji bhi issey taste aale joke gairaa karti... woh bhi ttoh lya :rock

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!


Nishantrathi82 said:
Lo g ek poora JL ka joke hai mera na hai g kisse poorane member ne likha tha mai ussko feer k likh raha hun

Ek be DC "Model School" (Rohtak) ka routine checkup karne aaya.
Ek section mein usnne ek baat bhujhi.......
"batao balkon khanna kitni baar chabba ke khaana chahiye?"
Balak jawab dein lagge...21 baar, 36 baar, 15 baar, 9 baar etc etc.
DC ke ghanna CHO uthya, Uude master khadda tha,
Master pe DC ne bhujhi....Kya master ji aap bachon ko kuch nahi sikhate,
Yeh kya jawab de rahe hain bache.
Master bolya ke bataun ji..Manne to nyu bata rakhi se ke
"KHAANA JAB TAK KHAAO JAB TAK USKA GUU NA BAN LE":D....
Ib mein ke bolunyeh balak apni calculation jor rahe sein:D
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Lo g 1 aur old joke JL aala

ek be ek sheher ki ladki apne kutte ne bahar sair karvaan le jaa thi
ar us te aage aage ek tau bhi jaa thi
woh kutta us ladki ke haatha te choot ke us tau ke peeche pad liya
ar dikke, uski pindi ghani kasutti tariyaah kha giri
tau baith liya apni pindi ne le kar
ek to tau ke darad maach rhya ar uppar te waah ladki aayi ar boli, Tau ghana to nahi khaaya ne:D
Tau ke uthaa cho, apni pindi dikha ke bolya "Naa beti, thodi si bachi rhi sai, isne tu kha lye":D
 
Bhai yea Puraney Joke ghaney suthrey say.

Bhai in kuttey aaliyea tey to bach key rehna jaruri hai or nahi to wo film "Luky oye" wala jugad kerna padega.

Nishantrathi82 said:
ek be ek sheher ki ladki apne kutte ne bahar sair karvaan le jaa thi
ar us te aage aage ek tau bhi jaa thi
woh kutta us ladki ke haatha te choot ke us tau ke peeche pad liya
ar dikke, uski pindi ghani kasutti tariyaah kha giri
tau baith liya apni pindi ne le kar
ek to tau ke darad maach rhya ar uppar te waah ladki aayi ar boli, Tau ghana to nahi khaaya ne:D
Tau ke uthaa cho, apni pindi dikha ke bolya "Naa beti, thodi si bachi rhi sai, isne tu kha lye":D
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Mera bhi ek
Bhai sare JL ke joke to padhe na se to isne poorana man lo

Ek bar ek chhori ne ek tau pe time puchha tau ki ghadi ruk ri thi tau bola beti 9 baj ge agle din pher puchha fer bata diya 9 baj ge teesre din pher poochh liya to tau ka oye jawab tha to choori boli tau teri ghadi me sari han 9 baje pave se to tau bola chhori ya mardo ki jaban se jo mu te likad to badlya ni kardi.:rock
 
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Haryana Govt, after getting too many complaints about the rudeness of the Haryana Roadways Bus Conductors, passed strict orders that the conductors have to mind their language.
Result-
Ek bus ka conductor bus mein chadhan lagya, par sari bheed darwaje pe khadi thi, teh conductor bolya," Kripaya aage ne mar lyo!!!"
 
1 aur old Joke JL ka

Ek baar ek jaat ne attachyee (suitcase ki dookan ki). Uski dookan pe do ladies ayee Atachyee dekhne ke liye.Unhone bahut saari atachyee
khoolwa ke dekhi par koi pasand nahi aayee. Jat pareshaan ho gaya dikha dikha ke. Is beech ek aurat doosri se boli ' Pata nahi bhatia saab kahan rah gaye'
Jat bola ' Isme dekh le , ek e rah rahi ss.. , kade isme bad raha ho'.:D
 
Ha ha ha... mast hai :D:D!!

Ek aur joke hai issi type ka jisme bus ke gate pe latakta od chora ek chori ka samaan chadata jaata hai bus stand pe... koi 6-7 bag... hahaha... fer bus me chadti haan jib wa chori keh he... "bhai tera naam k hai?" chora nyu jawab de hai dukhi hoke... "Khoonti su...tu taange ja" hahahha:D:D:D!!

vo mile to post kar dena... mereko sunaana nahi aaya acche se... jisne bhi pehle likha hai mast likha hai.... hahaha :)!
Nishantrathi82 said:
Ek baar ek jaat ne attachyee (suitcase ki dookan ki).
Jat bola ' Isme dekh le , ek e rah rahi ss.. , kade isme bad raha ho'.:D
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Lo g 1 aur Old aala



Ek baar ke bus Delhi bus adai teh rohtak ja thi……ek chada uss main ..daaru pe rahya tha….conductor teh bola …ke conductor ….menai badhar garh taar deya …na tai thak baat nahi hogi…….conductor bola ….arai taar duga soo ja tue …….sharabi soo gaya………bus poanch gaye…..rohtak ……conductor bola uthe lai rai …..rohatak agaya……..sharabi bola ….k …rohtak agaya…..bola rai …conductor menai kahi thi na….ke bhadardarh taar deye……sharabi laga bhundi bhundi gaale dain……conductor tai……teri nu kr dunga….teri iss kum tiss…..conductor hussan laga jor jor tai……bhead kathi hogi …….conductor hussa aye hussa …..ar sharabi gaale dain laag raha unhe…….driver aaye ar bole …re conductor ……maar saalye k terai tahi gaal deen lag rahya…ar tue hussay sai…………conductor bola ….ree yo ke gaale daiga….gaale tai wo daiga ….jo bhadurgarh taar deya….:D
 
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