old tau and rat

[nisha-]

once Tau got angry with tai and threatend her that i will commit suicide. as usual tai took it lightly
next day tau brought musse(rat) maran ki goli and asked tai to give him a glass of water. tai jab paani le kar aayi to musse maran ki goli dekh ke boli buddhe yu ke karega
Tau said angrily:- musse maran ki goli khaa kai marunga.

Tai boli: kyun mhaari naak katwaan laag rha sai maran ka koye aur tarika nahi paya tannai sab nyu kahnge ke falana ka babu musse maran ki goli khaa ke mara thaa.

Tau bola: musse maran ki goli nahi khaun to ke aur sher maran ki goli khaun jis din tai teri gel bhyaah hoya sai mai to musse jisa ho rya su

 

[rkumar]

hahahhaa...Tau ka hai bhala koi jabab...bilkul nahiiiii great Tau..

RK^2

 

[dhruvdahiya]

ha..ha..ha

Tau ne sahi kahi............Musse jaisa ho rhya suun........good joke, keep it up!

 

[jitender_singh]

hahahhaha Tai ne jeena haraam kar rakhay tah tau ka..

Cheers
Jitender

 

[malikmca]

that was awesome.....mja aa gyaa padh ke....

 

[shwetashokeen]

hahahaha......bichara tau......

 

[gaganjat]

musse maran ki nahi to ke sher maran ki goli .........lol

 

[ajaytewatia]

LOL.................nice joke ..............par ek problem hai.............musse maran ki dawaee ta aaj-kal musse bhi na maraa karte ................. tau kyukar maragaaa....

 

[nisha-]

thanks

thanks all of you