OOme sunar ke chorii...

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Ik baar… raldu OOme sunar ke gharan.. raat ne chori karan chala gaya! … raldu ik haath me batri (torch) le rhya thaa..ar doosre haath me apna auzaar!!...… raldu ne tejori pe batri maari.. ar jukar ee todan lagya.. te usne dekhya ak tejori pe likh rakhya thaa “ tijori todan ki zaroorat na see.. ya kharab ho ri se.. kripya handle apni daii taraf ghumaye..ar ye tijori khul jayegi” … pher ke thii raldu ne socha aaj to chaandi hogi… ar pat de si handle ghuma diya!!! … handle ghumante eee.. syaran baaj pade.. saarii baati jal gii.. ar saare gaam ke log OOme sunar ke gharan ikhaate hoge!!..sepahii.. aye ar raldu ne le chaale gaadi me… raldu kadua kadua lakhaya OOme sunar kehnya..ar man me sochan lagya ak..” susra… sharafat ka to jamana eek kon reh rhyaa…:mad: :mad: ” :D
 
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bhaii kamall............ya saallii sharafat te kittee rahhii ee koni mere saalee ki..........hahahahahahahah:D:D:D:D:D...........aann dee nuee......;);)
 
Sahi kahi. ha..ha..ha.Good one! Uss rakkass nei aaram tein jewarran ki jhholli bhar lejyaan dyo...pher raajji rhega.......Sarraaffat ka Gheeya dekhya-e na.
 
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devdahiya said:
Sahi kahi. ha..ha..ha.Good one! Uss rakkass nei aaram tein jewarran ki jhholli bhar lejyaan dyo...pher raajji rhega.......Sarraaffat ka Gheeya dekhya-e na.
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dev sir,,,, WISHING U A VERY HAPPY BIRTH DAY...............maaaannnyyyy -mannnyyyyyyy haaaapppyyyy rrrrreeeetttuuurrnnsss ooofffff ttttthhhhheee DDDDDAAAAYYYYYYYYYY...........:) :) :) ,,,,,

aap nuey ghaaney saal jintey rahahein
mahrey bargey balak aapka nuey khoon pindey rahein:) :) :) .........


aur kamal bhai ... joke bhi katti kankaar paard thaaa,,,,, tu bhi 3`4 din mein aawey sey,,, aur joke ki jeeli si bitha key janda rehwey sey.....keep it up:p
 
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dev sir,,,, WISHING U A VERY HAPPY BIRTH DAY...............maaaannnyyyy -mannnyyyyyyy haaaapppyyyy rrrrreeeetttuuurrnnsss ooofffff ttttthhhhheee DDDDDAAAAYYYYYYYYYY...........:) :) :) ,,,,,

aap nuey ghaaney saal jintey rahahein
mahrey bargey balak aapka nuey khoon pindey rahein:) :) :) .........


aur kamal bhai ... joke bhi katti kankaar paard thaaa,,,,, tu bhi 3`4 din mein aawey sey,,, aur joke ki jeeli si bitha key janda rehwey sey.....keep it up:p
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Rupi thanks. Merre khoon ka ke banne ga bhai....tum peewoge tei kum-te kum merre tassalli rehgi akk yo bekar na ja rhya.....katti pee lyo saare ke saare nei............Straw la kei chuss dyo jamman...ha...ha...ha.
 
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Bhai DEV,

MANY MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF THE DAY. MAY YOU LIVE A HEALTHY LIFE OF AT LEAST A 100 MORE YEARS.

Keep giving HOPE to these 'RANDAY CLUB MEMBERS' for the next 100 YEARS....

GOD BLESS YOU AND ALL YOUR LOVED ONES....
 
DEV JI JANAMDIN MUBARAK HO GHANAEEEE .....BHAGWAN AAPNE NUE TANDURUST ER MAUJ MEIN RAKHE ... PHER PARTY PAKKI JI ... LUKHMA E CHOORMA KAATGE HO DIKHE MOMBATTI LAKE ...:)


BHAI CKULA BHI AANDY THA .....DALAL SAAB ....JEE SA AAGYA LE ....
 
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