oooo shayroo

[ratheetheraist]

oooooo shayaroooooo...........tammnneeyy mere sabte ghanni bhadak karr raakhi saaii aaj kaall...................aade ke jatland idol ka cometition ho ryaa saii ke kavii ka............

jisne dekhee oo ee thaa le saii kalamm nee............dhoomaa kaad diyaa merraa thaamnee..........hahahaha......maanogeeeeee thamm.........

meri pindi khaalii thaamnee itne din ho ge......ronde kaa rukkkkaaaaaa........

arr meri daandrii paaddann ki nass taamne paadann ki jaroot koni .........nuee likhde rahe naa ......te waa aape e paat jaagi ........fer jheel liyoo manne bhiiii......hahahahaha

thara ke ilaj ho sake sai ..............datto .main jaun sun keshu dator dhore.......hahahahaha........aayaa..........rupi princi........tu bhi bataiyee kimmee........hahahaha

 

[downtoearth]

enkey oopra ho len dyoo

oooooo shayaroooooo...........tammnneeyy mere sabte ghanni bhadak karr raakhi saaii aaj kaall...................aade ke jatland idol ka cometition ho ryaa saii ke kavii ka............

jisne dekhee oo ee thaa le saii kalamm nee............dhoomaa kaad diyaa merraa thaamnee..........hahahaha......maanogeeeeee thamm.........



thara ke ilaj ho sake sai .............datto .main jaun sun keshu dator dhore.......hahahahaha........aayaa..........rupi princi........tu bhi bataiyee kimmee........hahahaha

hahaha inka illaz koi koni,,,,, ar koi illaaaz sey tooo,,,,,gaalib aur aamir khusroo,,,, inke supney mein aakey enkey doo hathrey maarey ,,,,aur inpey bujhey,,, arey oo JANEATIYOON ,,,, ya shayari tahrey dum pey choord key koni marey theyy humm ,,,,, tahm apni shayari,,, goll gappey aur lachhey key reddi pey likhya karoo,,,, hahahaha,,,, amir khusroo nu kehwey ,,,,, arey bhaatiyoon,,, ,,kyu tahmney meri sutti hoord aatma jaaga di,,,,,,,???

illaaz >>>> inmey tey ek aadhey key,,, jib laag ,,, gaalibh aur khusroo ka OOPRA na aa lendaa yey nuey,, ghee key pipey sey pardengey

 

[deepshi]

naa rre rathi

ek-adh te fer bi seriously contribute karein se
apar ...baaki k baawley baadall te kimme ho thaa ke haddey chapkyaa jaan se. ..arr hum kukkare nimat ke haddey bethe...arr kholte e sabme uppar ye khoon-chuusdu sher deekh jaan se..meraa te 4.5 kaa Hb count orr baith jyaa se
apar ham bi datey rhvangey ...ye soche hamney bhajaa dein haddey te kittey . hamney khovann ne ho re sain ye..
killki-killki @khovann ney .

oooooo shayaroooooo...........tammnneeyy mere sabte ghanni bhadak karr raakhi saaii aaj kaall...................aade ke jatland idol ka cometition ho ryaa saii ke kavii ka............

jisne dekhee oo ee thaa le saii kalamm nee............dhoomaa kaad diyaa merraa thaamnee..........hahahaha......maanogeeeeee thamm.........

meri pindi khaalii thaamnee itne din ho ge......ronde kaa rukkkkaaaaaa........

arr meri daandrii paaddann ki nass taamne paadann ki jaroot koni.........nuee likhde rahe naa ......te waa aape e paat jaagi .....fer jheel liyoo manne bhiiii......hahahahaha

thara ke ilaj ho sake sai ............datto .main jaun sun keshu dator dhore.......hahahahaha........aayaa..........rupi princi........tu bhi bataiyee kimmee........hahahaha

 

[dalssunil]

bhai vikas theek keh rya tu, en neh katio nasa main lath de rakhya hai en ka kame to elaaj kerna padega.
ek beh ek tau fas gaya en jise ek musayre main
to bhai shayar lag raya tha
is chilaman se hum dekhe ..................
ar bahi us ne kahi haan holi thi teh tau teh data nahi gaya gaya tau bola are aage
to fer shayar shuru ho gya
us chilaman se tum dehko ar us ki cassete se ulj gi is line laga raha kai haan tahi
to ke sabr ka baand tut gaya kati
teh tau bola aag lado en chilmaneh main na hum dekha na tem dekho

 

[devdahiya]

hahaha inka illaz koi koni,,,,, ar koi illaaaz sey tooo,,,,,gaalib aur aamir khusroo,,,, inke supney mein aakey enkey doo hathrey maarey ,,,,aur inpey bujhey,,, arey oo JANEATIYOON ,,,, ya shayari tahrey dum pey choord key koni marey theyy humm ,,,,, tahm apni shayari,,, goll gappey aur lachhey key reddi pey likhya karoo,,,, hahahaha,,,, amir khusroo nu kehwey ,,,,, arey bhaatiyoon,,, ,,kyu tahmney meri sutti hoord aatma jaaga di,,,,,,,???

illaaz >>>> inmey tey ek aadhey key,,, jib laag ,,, gaalibh aur khusroo ka OOPRA na aa lendaa yey nuey,, ghee key pipey sey pardengey

Ha...ha...ha...ha...ha. Bhai tumm te marro ge hum nei.....tum chaho ke sau......Meham ke adde pe cha ki dukaan khol lyaan ke...arr gelyaan wei russ dhar lyaan....thare kesse kubbudhhi aawein arr rassan ki gojhh bhar le jyan arr pitto nyarre......Bhai hum te apni ya shayari-e karran ge...samjhe. Tum saare BITTOLL kar ke aao soo arr Sarre Kaviyan nei dharr pe dhar lyo soo. Arre konya chhoddan ye GEHRAI KI BAAT...chahe tum DHhindorra Pitwa lyo...samjhe!

 

[ratheetheraist]

hahahaha

bhai vikas theek keh rya tu, en neh katio nasa main lath de rakhya hai en ka kame to elaaj kerna padega.
ek beh ek tau fas gaya en jise ek musayre main
to bhai shayar lag raya tha
is chilaman se hum dekhe ..................
ar bahi us ne kahi haan holi thi teh tau teh data nahi gaya gaya tau bola are aage
to fer shayar shuru ho gya
us chilaman se tum dehko ar us ki cassete se ulj gi is line laga raha kai haan tahi
to ke sabr ka baand tut gaya kati
teh tau bola aag lado en chilmaneh main na hum dekha na tem dekho

hahahahahaah..............killkiiiiiiiiii..............hahahahahatau ki aag............

theek ke ryaa thaa taauuu............main bhi inkee aag laan ne ho ryaa sunn pindiyaan peeeeeee.................hahahahahahaha.........maje de diyee bhai saabbb.................

 

[keshavdahiya]

ek-adh te fer bi seriously contribute karein se
apar ...baaki k baawley baadall te kimme ho thaa ke haddey chapkyaa jaan se. ..arr hum kukkare nimat ke haddey bethe...arr kholte e sabme uppar ye khoon-chuusdu sher deekh jaan se..meraa te 4.5 Hb count orr baith jyaa se
apar ham bi datey rhvangey ...ye soche hamney bhajaa dein haddey te kittey . hamney khovann ne ho re sain ye..
killki-killki @khovann ney .

tera count te kaam hone e tha tu saari haan aare apna khoon phooke jya se.....ar uupper te kalam mein bhar ke shayran pakke se kadde kadde.......gagu

inka iilaz kimme konya rathee......inke chacharre pe board la dyo ki yeh naye jamane ke galib et al sein.......rebirth hoya se inka.......karan-arjun types.......inkke sher paddan te to bhadiya se ki.........kyun bhuddi sunne se........hahahahahhaha killkki ........gagu

 

[keshavdahiya]

Ha...ha...ha...ha...ha. Bhai tumm te marro ge hum nei.....tum chaho ke sau......Meham ke adde pe cha ki dukaan khol lyaan ke...arr gelyaan wei russ dhar lyaan....thare kesse kubbudhhi aawein arr rassan ki gojhh bhar le jyan arr pitto nyarre......Bhai hum te apni ya shayari-e karran ge...samjhe. Tum saare BITTOLL kar ke aao soo arr Sarre Kaviyan nei dharr pe dhar lyo soo. Arre konya chhoddan ye GEHRAI KI BAAT...chahe tum DHhindorra Pitwa lyo...samjhe!

meham ke aade pe iinki cassette bharwa ke chalwawe har pher pache te nakkli wah wah bharwa dyan haan.
mhaare tomar mor er dhumarkhyia bhi baatt mein sein casstte release hon ki........hahahah
iinhe bhi discount deke bharwa dyo er ek chutkalon ki cassette ke saath sher ki cassette free mein.........hahahhahahah gagu

 

[dalssunil]

theek keh hai

mere ristedar ki cassete company se us teh sifarus la du ga , le etna to kereh saka sa ......... etnee badh bhi na petaan dya en shyaara ki hum

 

[downtoearth]

serious ho li hai ya baat

mere ristedar ki cassete company se us teh sifarus la du ga , le etna to kereh saka sa ......... etnee badh bhi na petaan dya en shyaara ki hum

hahahahahhahah,,, arey oo khagrdoon ,,, cassette bhariyye ney chordoo,,,,pehlam koi badhiya puchha aala too lyooo,,,,,, ,,,ya baat ib serious hoo li hai,,,,,,

 

[deepshi]

killki...killkii

...................

meham ke aade pe iinki cassette bharwa ke chalwawe har pher pache te nakkli wah wah bharwa dyan haan.
mhaare tomar mor er dhumarkhyia bhi baatt mein sein casstte release hon ki........hahahah
iinhe bhi discount deke bharwa dyo er ek chutkalon ki cassette ke saath sher ki cassette free mein.........hahahhahahah gagu

 

[prashantacmet]

marri samajh main nu ni aa rha ki sher likhan wale sher likhe hai . Per tharre pet main kyoun dard hora.. . Ib is chori ki bhi galti na ya bhi shero ke beech main khadi hoke sherni bane. ar ya jo tum kilki marre ho na is the tharee gala pad jaga. Aur jo ya chori do pillo ke beech bhi khadi ho ja to iski sacchu main ki kilki likad jaagi. pindi paad gere pille. Kilki..................
dakder pure 16 injection lawaga pet me... kilki................
ar ha ek bat to reh hi gayi tum sarre to ghana hi serious conntribution karo.is jatlannd pe GYAN be bhandar na khol rakhe tumne.......
kilki......................

ek-adh te fer bi seriously contribute karein se
apar ...baaki k baawley baadall te kimme ho thaa ke haddey chapkyaa jaan se. ..arr hum kukkare nimat ke haddey bethe...arr kholte e sabme uppar ye khoon-chuusdu sher deekh jaan se..meraa te 4.5 kaa Hb count orr baith jyaa se
apar ham bi datey rhvangey ...ye soche hamney bhajaa dein haddey te kittey . hamney khovann ne ho re sain ye..
killki-killki @khovann ney .

 

[vijay]

Hi Everyone,

Asli shayar ko nakli wah wah ki jaroorat nahi padti. Bus sher main kuch dum hona chahiye wah wah apne aap hi naikalti hai.

 

[ratheetheraist]

clapping

bhaiyoo......jatland idol......ka khitaab share huaa.............aur vo jata hai jatland ke asli shayaron ko....................unke naam hain............

dev dahiya ji........and .....vijay kumar......

taaliyaan......................

aur bhbaiyoon se bhi anurodh hai ke shayari karen to in dono ke mulable ki ho.........apne odd te kimme ho likh ke jatland ne mat dhaansoo............

 

[fool4love]

bhaiyoo......jatland idol......ka khitaab share huaa.............aur vo jata hai jatland ke asli shayaron ko....................unke naam hain............

dev dahiya ji........and .....vijay kumar......

taaliyaan......................

aur bhbaiyoon se bhi anurodh hai ke shayari karen to in dono ke mulable ki ho.........apne odd te kimme ho likh ke jatland ne mat dhaansoo............

hahahahah.... kasaii... mera patta kaat gayaa.........

 

[deepshi]

dekh k adharr ho rya se!

oo!bhaaprodey(beraa naa k?) k seehlay ord paapad ..SOLDIER k jojo!(naa dekhi se yaa picture te eebey dekh kaa)jisme bobby uskey daant jalla de se...har ek pillura aake uske muu me..$%()!@.. ohho..chhod!
mediker har harpic k michher,baalakpann me hamm ek gulaabi duwaai piya karte..vaa ,,,,baabey ambedkar k putley ki taant pe bethey ord tisaaye kaag! binna adrak ki chaa...mallai aaley dudh ki gilaashi(me inh ne bagaa diyaa karu),,,,,,,50 saal puraaney baansley kaamall k lhapusrdey!!
u bataa- itney saarya me bakwaad karann ne tanne me e payi...bhaaj liya mere paachee fyaavrey saand ki dhaal fufkaarta..
arr me nu sochu thi akk kisse te kimme naa kahu-apar tere te kimme chaave tha...killki...killki..
sunn,,,issa ho jya-ak kahl dulhandi aaley din tere dhubbi teraa muu issa bhundaa bhaend dey( tootiya rang-rathi k gutthe aala) akk vo tere byaah k ek din paache e utrey.. heeheehee

marri samajh main nu ni aa rha ki sher likhan wale sher likhe hai . Per tharre pet main kyoun dard hora.. . Ib is chori ki bhi galti na ya bhi shero ke beech main khadi hoke sherni bane. ar ya jo tum kilki marre ho na is the tharee gala pad jaga. Aur jo ya chori do pillo ke beech bhi khadi ho ja to iski sacchu main ki kilki likad jaagi. pindi paad gere pille. Kilki..................
dakder pure 16 injection lawaga pet me... kilki................
ar ha ek bat to reh hi gayi tum sarre to ghana hi serious conntribution karo.is jatlannd pe GYAN be bhandar na khol rakhe tumne.......
kilki......................

 

[keshavdahiya]

Chaudhary saab ke liye..

marri samajh main nu ni aa rha ki sher likhan wale sher likhe hai . Per tharre pet main kyoun dard hora.. . Ib is chori ki bhi galti na ya bhi shero ke beech main khadi hoke sherni bane. ar ya jo tum kilki marre ho na is the tharee gala pad jaga. Aur jo ya chori do pillo ke beech bhi khadi ho ja to iski sacchu main ki kilki likad jaagi. pindi paad gere pille. Kilki..................
dakder pure 16 injection lawaga pet me... kilki................
ar ha ek bat to reh hi gayi tum sarre to ghana hi serious conntribution karo.is jatlannd pe GYAN be bhandar na khol rakhe tumne.......
kilki......................

oooooo bhai re baroadd aale aare kyun uudaan ne ho rehya se tu saab kya ne......hahahahhaahahhaa killkki gagu
dakder 16 injection na lawe, yahan to 3 lagge hai.....er bhai galti teri na he.....killki te galla na baithe hai.....thaarre samjh mein na awwe hai to koi na sher sun ke mhaarre to pet mein dimak mein chaati mein dard ho rha......hahahahhahahhahahaha....er ya choori pillu ke bich mein na sherraan ke bich main baithi....hhahhahahahahah gagu@ pillu
bhai chaudhary baaat samjh aawe na ke aur bataun.........killkki ™gagu©

bhai ya UP aali bolana mein bhi ghanna swaad aaya karre.........kai be UP aale haryana roadways mein baith ke dekhya karen ki conductor er driver ke chamolle sunun ne milenge free mein......hahahhahhahahha....

 

[prashantacmet]

chori to bigad gi...........

bai majhe nu to pata tha ki pet me dard hoga padhte hi,per dard itna bunda hoga nu na bara tha. Jib aapo hihi haha karo jib tho theek hi ek bhi na jheli gayi. Kaal to saari raat hi jaag di hogi, assi soni soni bat likhan ki khatar. Majhe nu lage ki chori ni raat hi soldier picture dekhi pher soch sach ka likhan bathe hogi. Ar eb tajhe hor ke kahu..... .tu ghani bundi dhaala chid jaagi....Tu likh ke ghani hi raaji hori to rajji hi houue ja... aur jo jyada dard hoja to paani ki gail
cha ki fanki le liye........Hahahahahaaa......................

oo!bhaaprodey(beraa naa k?) k seehlay ord paapad ..SOLDIER k jojo!(naa dekhi se yaa picture te eebey dekh kaa)jisme bobby uskey daant jalla de se...har ek pillura aake uske muu me..$%()!@.. ohho..chhod!
mediker har harpic k michher,baalakpann me hamm ek gulaabi duwaai piya karte..vaa ,,,,baabey ambedkar k putley ki taant pe bethey ord tisaaye kaag! binna adrak ki chaa...mallai aaley dudh ki gilaashi(me inh ne bagaa diyaa karu),,,,,,,50 saal puraaney baansley kaamall k lhapusrdey!!
u bataa- itney saarya me bakwaad karann ne tanne me e payi...bhaaj liya mere paachee fyaavrey saand ki dhaal fufkaarta..
arr me nu sochu thi akk kisse te kimme naa kahu-apar tere te kimme chaave tha...killki...killki..
sunn,,,issa ho jya-ak kahl dulhandi aaley din tere dhubbi teraa muu issa bhundaa bhaend dey( tootiya rang-rathi k gutthe aala) akk vo tere byaah k ek din paache e utrey.. heeheehee

 

[prashantacmet]

bhai keshav, majhe nu lage ki tu kadhi baraut ki ud ne na ghoom gya. main to sarre harayana mein ku haand ra. Ar yeh baraut wale kuch GJU(Hisar, Jambeshwar univer.) main bhi padha kare the aur wha to wa agriculture ki bhi university hai na wha bhi padhe hai. Tera koi yaar ho to unte pooch liye... Yeh ghane bunde. Jookar johad mein jok chipak jaa ne nuhi chipah jaa manas ke.. Ar pher kilki..................

oooooo bhai re baroadd aale aare kyun uudaan ne ho rehya se tu saab kya ne......hahahahhaahahhaa killkki gagu
dakder 16 injection na lawe, yahan to 3 lagge hai.....er bhai galti teri na he.....killki te galla na baithe hai.....thaarre samjh mein na awwe hai to koi na sher sun ke mhaarre to pet mein dimak mein chaati mein dard ho rha......hahahahhahahhahahaha....er ya choori pillu ke bich mein na sherraan ke bich main baithi....hhahhahahahahah gagu@ pillu
bhai chaudhary baaat samjh aawe na ke aur bataun.........killkki ™gagu©

bhai ya UP aali bolana mein bhi ghanna swaad aaya karre.........kai be UP aale haryana roadways mein baith ke dekhya karen ki conductor er driver ke chamolle sunun ne milenge free mein......hahahhahhahahha....

 

[keshavdahiya]

hahahhahha killkiii killkka kaallkki bhai re JATMAHAN...........GAGU
tanne ke sochi mein janta konya ke thamne........lekin jo jok ki ke baat kardi marre batte........yeh mharre jise JAT jok nahi kham kha chipat jya karen jok bhi bhajti handya karre ke kisske phans ge.......hahahhahahaha killkki GAGU..
..mein ghnayan ne jaanu sun hisar mein western UP belt aalayan ne.....tu chinta ku kar raha..........whan manne khoob yari kari bhai lekin bhai mein jitnyanne janu sun weh ND na the.....susrre saare diplomatic the thodee din mein bera paad gya tha ........kham kha time pe bhaaj jya karte....jib rolla hoya kartta MUTT likadd jaya kartta bhai unka...ibb bera na tu kitnak ND se......

bhai keshav, majhe nu lage ki tu kadhi baraut ki ud ne na ghoom gya. main to sarre harayana mein ku haand ra. Ar yeh baraut wale kuch GJU(Hisar, Jambeshwar univer.) main bhi padha kare the aur wha to wa agriculture ki bhi university hai na wha bhi padhe hai. Tera koi yaar ho to unte pooch liye... Yeh ghane bunde. Jookar johad mein jok chipak jaa ne nuhi chipah jaa manas ke.. Ar pher kilki..................