Our Cricket Team is kidnapped . Pl help urgently

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A man is caught in a traffic jam, when suddenly someone taps on the
window of his car.
He lowers the window and asked what he wants.

The man says, " Indian Cricket Team is kidnapped and the ransom is 50
million dollars. If the ransom is not paid, the kidnappers have
threatened to douse the Team with Petrol and set them on fire. We are
taking up a collection, do you wish to contribute ?

The man in the car asks, "On an average what are people donating ?"

The other man replies, "About 5 to 10 litres....!!"
 
Beniwal sir, purana hai, per mai to har baar 50 litre dunga. saare desh ka naash kar rakhya sai yo criket nai. kise or khel nai bhi chaalan nahin dete ar aap bhi dhele ke nahin.
 
Bahut badhiya joke se bhai, kaash yo sach ho ja. Ye nikaame, logo ki bhavnao aur khoon pasine kamayi, dono se khoob khelte hai, ur cricket kati nahi khelte.
 
50 litres will not be enough. 500 litres per head is required to set those supporters who turn topsy turvy with every win or loss. Till very recently when they were winning in Pakistan, this very team was the best and people were seriously thinking of replacing their statues in temples. Resolutions were being passed in Parliament to congratulate them. This bunch of 11 players was eulogised as the best team India ever had as recently as April, 2004. Be firm in what you think or do. Just one victory and these petrol walas will be seen dancing mad. Give them chance, they are also human beings with ups and down in their career. Don't foreget the power West Indies team was once, where they are now ? Look at the South Africans. We Indians, players inclusive, are emotional souls. Success goes to our heads and failure to our hearts so quickly that we behave in a chameleon manner.
 
Well proabably the contribution of petrol gonna rise after the 1st test defeat.
Hi
My name is arun dhaka and dormant member of the club.
I am at Cincinnati,OHIO and would like to meet other members around this place and US in general.
Take care and do write/email - arundhaka@hotmail.com
Navin Farswal (Oct 08, 2004 08:49 a.m.):
A man is caught in a traffic jam, when suddenly someone taps on the
window of his car.
He lowers the window and asked what he wants.

The man says, " Indian Cricket Team is kidnapped and the ransom is 50
million dollars. If the ransom is not paid, the kidnappers have
threatened to douse the Team with Petrol and set them on fire. We are
taking up a collection, do you wish to contribute ?

The man in the car asks, "On an average what are people donating ?"

The other man replies, "About 5 to 10 litres....!!"
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aap aisa bi nai keh sakte apni team ke liyae. isi team nae bhut match jite hai. bus kabi kismat sath nai deti hai lakin jab yeh team hi match jitne lagegi to aap sab isi ka gungan karne lagege. so no need to be emotional yeh cricket hai kuch bi ho sakta hai bagpiper ki teraha.

aur by the way india is test maie defeat huwi hai to iski pichae bi ek reason hai aur this reason is ki india ko yeh series jitni hai.
agar yeh match jit jati to series nai jit pati kyonki history gawha hai.

so apni team ko itni buri sazza dena bi acchi bath nai hai.
 
when i posted my msg, indian team had not lost.
i am in general against cricket.
if cricket wasnt there, other game players wont be running tea stalls and we could have had more olympic medals.
wish we could play a more energetic and healthy sport like football.
 
Navin Gulia (Oct 10, 2004 10:04 a.m.):
if cricket wasnt there, other game players wont be running tea stalls and we could have had more olympic medals.
wish we could play a more energetic and healthy sport like football.
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fully agreed with ur this statement !!!
 
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