padhyaa likhyaa manager.

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ravinderjeet

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kaal ek recruitment co. kaa fone aayaa koe soniyaa bole thee ,waa nu boli aapne employ chaahiye ,me bolyaa ak manager chaahiye ----
sonia--kitni tankhaa doge?
ravi-inteview me decide karenge.
sonia-- Quailification kayaa chaahiye?
ravi--graduation with computer background
sonia-- aachhaa wo to hum provide kar denge per ye bataaiye manager aap ko padhaa likhaa chaahiye?
ravi-- nahi anpadh
sonia--theek hey , aap apnaa pataa de dijiye hum kal candidate bhej denge.
manne 3-4 be fone kaat kein pendaa chhudaayaa.
 
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ravinderjeet said:
kaal ek recruitment co. kaa fone aayaa koe soniyaa bole thee ,waa nu boli aapne employ chaahiye ,me bolyaa ak manager chaahiye ----
sonia--kitni tankhaa doge?
ravi-inteview me decide karenge.
sonia-- Quailification kayaa chaahiye?
ravi--graduation with computer background
sonia-- aachhaa wo to hum provide kar denge per ye bataaiye manager aap ko padhaa likhaa chaahiye?
ravi-- nahi anpadh
sonia--theek hey , aap apnaa pataa de dijiye hum kal candidate bhej denge.
manne 3-4 be fone kaat kein pendaa chhudaayaa.
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Bhai Jeet

Yo te Albadhi baalkaan k kissey me aawega galat jagah fek diya tanne.
 
rajkphogat said:
Bhai Jeet

Yo te Albadhi baalkaan k kissey me aawega galat jagah fek diya tanne.
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galat jagah kukar hogyaa yaa to kaal li baat se ,ebb ke me baalak reh rayaa soon.er oon bhee yaa haasan ki baat se jab waa chhori itni see bhee baat naa samajhtee ak padhaai bujhe paachhe nu kaweh se ak manager padhaa kikhyaa honaa chaahiye ke.
 
ravinderjeet said:
galat jagah kukar hogyaa yaa to kaal li baat se ,ebb ke me baalak reh rayaa soon.er oon bhee yaa haasan ki baat se jab waa chhori itni see bhee baat naa samajhtee ak padhaai bujhe paachhe nu kaweh se ak manager padhaa kikhyaa honaa chaahiye ke.
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Bhai usney qualification buji thi Padhai thodey hi, k bera degree gharney e chhapti ho jibbe buje thi ek grad. wala padh likha hona chahiye ek anpadh.

Er je tu eb balak na reh rya te ghana chhoriya ne dukhi na karya kar bhai. baalkan khatar chhod dey ye kaam, bichari dhorey ke be fone karwaya.
 
Er je tu eb balak na reh rya te ghana chhoriya ne dukhi na karya kar bhai. baalkan khatar chhod dey ye kaam, bichari dhorey ke be fone karwaya.[/QUOTE]


innaa badaa bhee naa hoyaa su . chhoriyaan nu ibbi tang karan ki oomar rah ri se.
 
ravinderjeet said:
galat jagah kukar hogyaa yaa to kaal li baat se ,ebb ke me baalak reh rayaa soon.er oon bhee yaa haasan ki baat se jab waa chhori itni see bhee baat naa samajhtee ak padhaai bujhe paachhe nu kaweh se ak manager padhaa kikhyaa honaa chaahiye ke.
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bhai jab tankha interview par batawega te log nuwe poochenge , nu soch tane panda chutwa liya nate tera isa kam kar de hai wa janooooo ......hahahahahahaha kar diya kare
bhai tane wa kamjor akki ....jara soch kade wa advance hoooooooooo,fer try kar fone pe
hahahaha
sachi me
 
ajit2009 said:
bhai jab tankha interview par batawega te log nuwe poochenge , nu soch tane panda chutwa liya nate tera isa kam kar de hai wa janooooo ......hahahahahahaha kar diya kare
bhai tane wa kamjor akki ....jara soch kade wa advance hoooooooooo,fer try kar fone pe
hahahaha
sachi me
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ajit bhai aade mumbai me dilli aalaa hisaab naa se. aade gail laag le sein pandaa chhudaanaa muskil ho jayaa se.
 
ravinderjeet said:
Er je tu eb balak na reh rya te ghana chhoriya ne dukhi na karya kar bhai. baalkan khatar chhod dey ye kaam, bichari dhorey ke be fone karwaya.
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innaa badaa bhee naa hoyaa su . chhoriyaan nu ibbi tang karan ki oomar rah ri se.[/QUOTE]

Hahahahah jeet bhai

chhoriyan ka naam leti e tere bhudpe k darkhat me bhi jawani ki koplen phoot aayi
 
chhoriyan ka naam leti e tere bhudpe k darkhat me bhi jawani ki koplen phoot aayi[/QUOTE]


aadmi er ghodaa kade buddhey koni hoyaa karein.
 
vivekdh said:
hahahah bhai ibb ek naya tagga suru ker le uska naam dharye "balkan ke albaddi babu ke kissey"
:D
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vivek
अररे कसाई तू कित लुहक राह था घने दिना में दीखा से



अरे भाई रवींदर, विवेक ओर राज तुम बेन मत हो जाईयो नाह ते आड़े थारे बिना जाट लैंड का बानिया लैंड बन ज्या गा
 
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Ravinder, Raj
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