Panga ho gaya!!!

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Panga ho gaya!!! :) :)

Do bacche, ek 8 saal ka aur ek 10 saal ka bahuat hi jyaada badmaash thee. Unki Ma bilkul tang aa chuki thee, isleye jab use pata chala ke shehar mein ek Saadhu-Sant aaya hai jo bigde baccho ko sudhaar chuka hai, to wo jhat us se apne baccho ke baare mein baat karne gayi.

Wo Sant baccho ko sudhaarne karne ke liye tyaar ho gaya, per bola ke wo dono baccho se ek-ek kar ke hi milega. Maa ne pehle 8 sal ke bacche ko bheja.

Sant jo ek bahut lamba-chauda aadmi tha, jis ki bahut bhaiyankar awaaz thee, ...bacche ko baitha ker gambheer awaaz mein bola,"Bhagwaan khaan hai?"

Bacche ka muh khula ka khula reh gaya. Wo kuch nahi bola, bus badi-badi aankhon se dekhta raha.

Sant ne es baar aur bhi zor se poocha,"Bata, Bhagwaan khaan hai?"

Dara hua bachha phir kuch na bola, to Sant es bar zor se bhadakti hui awaaz mein chilaya,"Bhagwaan khaan hai?"

Bachha dar ke maare zor se cheenkha aur uth kar kamre so jo bhaaga to seedha apne ghar mein ja kar bistar ke neeche gus gaya.

Uska baada bhai use dhoonta hua aaya aur us se poocha ke kya hua?

Chhota bhai haanfte hue bola,"Aare pooch mat yaar, es baar sahi mein bada panga ho gaya hai! 'Bhagwaan' gum ho gaya hai,...aur saara shak hum dono pe gaya hai!"
 
Ankita (Sep 30, 2003 04:07 p.m.):
Panga ho gaya!!! :) :)

Chhota bhai haanfte hue bola,"Aare pooch mat yaar, es baar sahi mein bada panga ho gaya hai! 'Bhagwaan' gum ho gaya hai,...aur saara shak hum dono pe gaya hai!"

Andi joke MD, kati HHKPG!!!
 
Hahahaha........... bahut badhia, HHKPG - Hans Hans Kaalja Paat Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Jitender Singh Hooda (Oct 01, 2003 12:23 a.m.):
maja aagaya shudh majakia joke

per shailendra bhai what is
HHKPG!!!

jiten
 
Amardeep Bazaad (Oct 01, 2003 06:14 a.m.):
Hahahaha........... bahut badhia, HHKPG - Hans Hans Kaalja Paat Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Jitender Singh Hooda (Oct 01, 2003 12:23 a.m.):
maja aagaya shudh majakia joke

per shailendra bhai what is
HHKPG!!!

jiten

Haha! Theek kahi Amardeep...!!!
 
ankita ji
sahi main bahut badhiya tha
maja aa gaya
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Ankita (Sep 30, 2003 04:07 p.m.):
Panga ho gaya!!! :) :)

Do bacche, ek 8 saal ka aur ek 10 saal ka bahuat hi jyaada badmaash thee. Unki Ma bilkul tang aa chuki thee, isleye jab use pata chala ke shehar mein ek Saadhu-Sant aaya hai jo bigde baccho ko sudhaar chuka hai, to wo jhat us se apne baccho ke baare mein baat karne gayi.

Wo Sant baccho ko sudhaarne karne ke liye tyaar ho gaya, per bola ke wo dono baccho se ek-ek kar ke hi milega. Maa ne pehle 8 sal ke bacche ko bheja.

Sant jo ek bahut lamba-chauda aadmi tha, jis ki bahut bhaiyankar awaaz thee, ...bacche ko baitha ker gambheer awaaz mein bola,"Bhagwaan khaan hai?"

Bacche ka muh khula ka khula reh gaya. Wo kuch nahi bola, bus badi-badi aankhon se dekhta raha.

Sant ne es baar aur bhi zor se poocha,"Bata, Bhagwaan khaan hai?"

Dara hua bachha phir kuch na bola, to Sant es bar zor se bhadakti hui awaaz mein chilaya,"Bhagwaan khaan hai?"

Bachha dar ke maare zor se cheenkha aur uth kar kamre so jo bhaaga to seedha apne ghar mein ja kar bistar ke neeche gus gaya.

Uska baada bhai use dhoonta hua aaya aur us se poocha ke kya hua?

Chhota bhai haanfte hue bola,"Aare pooch mat yaar, es baar sahi mein bada panga ho gaya hai! 'Bhagwaan' gum ho gaya hai,...aur saara shak hum dono pe gaya hai!"
 
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