parivar-niyojan.

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ek be k hua- akk dhillu class me bethya tha- arr ECONOMICS ka period chaal rya tha. te master ne sochi..aaj innte kaam ki baat bataau:D
sabme aaglee bench pe bethyaa chhora thaa diya-arr bolya- "een rre, tamh kitney bhai-bhaan so?"
chhora- jee 5 sain
master-beth jya
aagley te..."rre arr tamh..? "
dusraa chhora( maadi chhati chodi karr ker)- jee ham te 2 e sain!
...fer dhillu ka number......
master- "dhillu ...tamh kitney baalak so ghar mein"
dhiluu- "jee 11 sain":eek:
master...(bhunda moh banaake)-" aarey aajkahl ke itney hua karey...? darzanna k hisaab mein? "
dhiluu-(orr ghanna bhundaa moh banaa ke) "uhhu...jee, bannaye te orr batti they....apar bigadd gey..chotti umar me e.."
Master-(khunnsya ke)-"rre ye parivar niyojan aaley ghar-ghar jake maannsaan ne shikshaa devein se...thaarey gharaan naa aaye ke? tere maa-baabu dhorey?":o
Dhillu-" jee aaye te they,,,,apar AANGANN-BAADI samajh k aagey ne digarr gey"!!:eek: :D :D :p :D
 
hahahahaha

deepshika said:
ek be k hua- akk dhillu class me bethya tha- arr ECONOMICS ka period chaal rya tha. te master ne sochi..aaj innte kaam ki baat bataau
sabme aaglee bench pe bethyaa chhora thaa diya-arr bolya- "een rre, tamh kitney bhai-bhaan so?"
chhora- jee 5 sain
master-beth jya
aagley te..."rre arr tamh..? "
dusraa chhora( maadi chhati chodi karr ker)- jee ham te 2 e sain!
...fer dhillu ka number......
master- "dhillu ...tamh kitney baalak so ghar mein"
dhiluu- "jee 11 sain"
master...(bhunda moh banaake)-" aarey aajkahl ke itney hua karey...? darzanna k hisaab mein? "
dhiluu-(orr ghanna bhundaa moh banaa ke) "uhhu...jee, bannaye te orr batti they....apar bigadd gey..chotti umar me e.."
Master-(khunnsya ke)-"rre ye parivar niyojan aaley ghar-ghar jake maannsaan ne shikshaa devein se...thaarey gharaan naa aaye ke? tere maa-baabu dhorey?"
Dhillu-" jee aaye te they,,,,apar AANGANN-BAADI samajh k aagey ne digarr gey"!
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hahahahaha....ooooooooo dhilluuu.............saala cirket ki team ka wicket keeperr..............hahahahahaha:D:D

arr master ne nuu batawe thaa mooh bannaa bannaa jannu te iss mere saale dhillu ke baalakk biggdde honn:p..............hahahahahaha:D:D:D...........hahahahah.......killkkii.....pe......killkii..........gagu@dhillu ke muhhh....................:D:D
 
Taudd kar diya !

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HAHAH ! Wah Deepshikha, maan gaye aap ko ! Bahut Achha. Isko padh kar mere ko Rupi ki thread tau aur bijli board yaad aa-rahi hai ! Par Darr laag rahya sey - kade woh Gahlaut aa ke red ink mey kuchh nah likh dey. Par ek baat acchhi kari - aapne pahle hi Laal syaahi se likh diya. Eib kar lyo ke karoge ! Joke to aise hi honne chaahiyen ! Kudos !

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Ha..ha..ha..ha.....tuffani saangg tha yo te bebe........iss dhillu ki ticket te tawlle-e katta diyo na te yo aangganbaddi mei na saadhhe.......yo suur ka bachcha puri JJ Colony banna ke chhoddega....ha..ha...KIllkki pe Killkki.
 
hahahahahaha

devdahiya said:
Ha..ha..ha..ha.....tuffani saangg tha yo te bebe........iss dhillu ki ticket te tawlle-e katta diyo na te yo aangganbaddi mei na saadhhe.......yo suur ka bachcha puri JJ Colony banna ke chhoddega....ha..ha...KIllkki pe Killkki.
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hahahahahaha.......................killkii.............pe.........killkiiiiiiiiiiiiii.................@suurr ka bachha:D:D............hahahahahakillkkii......pe......killkii........:D:D

hahahahahaha.......................gagu.............pe..........gagu.......................@suurr ka bachha:D:D............hahahahahahgagu......pe......gagu........:D:D

maan ge kaaka ............aande ee pooo diyaa suuaaaa haansiii kaaa.......ahahahahahahahahaha:D:D
 
Parivar-niyojan aale wari pohonchey....dhillu ke maa-baap kaat ge kalesh....macha di chillan-chant birodhiyan ney....:) ghana suthra lagya bebe
 
hehehaha

haha...killki:D
j.j colony..
k karey dev sir...aadhi delhi j.j kalonni banaa rakhi se suura ne! baansla kuuda!
devdahiya said:
Ha..ha..ha..ha.....tuffani saangg tha yo te bebe........iss dhillu ki ticket te tawlle-e katta diyo na te yo aangganbaddi mei na saadhhe.......yo suur ka bachcha puri JJ Colony banna ke chhoddega....ha..ha...KIllkki pe Killkki.
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tu bhi chorii

sunitahooda said:
Parivar-niyojan aale wari pohonchey....dhillu ke maa-baap kaat ge kalesh....macha di chillan-chant birodhiyan ney....:) ghana suthra lagya bebe
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hahahahaha...............tu bhi jullmmii paddii saii choriii............hahahahaah:D:D:D

kit te kaad lyaaii ye shabdd..............hahahaha............killkii.pekillkii...........birodhii............:D:D

gagu.........pe ...................gagu@chillann chaant:D:D:D:D
 
devdahiya said:
Ha..ha..ha..ha.....tuffani saangg tha yo te bebe........iss dhillu ki ticket te tawlle-e katta diyo na te yo aangganbaddi mei na saadhhe.......yo suur ka bachcha puri JJ Colony banna ke chhoddega....ha..ha...KIllkki pe Killkki.
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Ha ha ha Dev ji maaaar gere hansa hansa ke ....JJ Colony ...ha ha ha ....


DHILLU KE MAAAA BAAAP mere batte dikhe CAUKE CHAKKE (Four /Sixer) bhi Marr rahe honge ...nu ek ek te te ghane tem ka NAAS ho jyaahe :D :D


Birodhiyan .... ha ha ha Sunita ghane din pache suna yo shabad te ...ha ha
 
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