Peedha !!!

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anilsangwan

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Ek be kise ke ghar mein byah tha aar lugayee ekathee ho ke geet gawein thee.. Itne mein tai Bhateri, jo us din thodi si late ho gayee thee pahoonchi.
Baithan ne koi peedha khaali na tha.

To bhai Tai Bhateri ne dekhya ek bahu pehle tein peedhey pe jach ke baithee thee.

Tai : "Aan e! lya khadi ho aar peedha menne de"

Bahu: " Tu peedhey ka k karegi tai?"

Tai : "Geet gaoongi"

Bahu: "Mein ke tere khasam ne rowoon soon?"
 
hahaaaaaaaaaaa....
bahut badhiya .....


anil_sangwan said:
Ek be kise ke ghar mein byah tha aar lugayee ekathee ho ke geet gawein thee.. Itne mein tai Bhateri, jo us din thodi si late ho gayee thee pahoonchi.
Baithan ne koi peedha khaali na tha.

To bhai Tai Bhateri ne dekhya ek bahu pehle tein peedhey pe jach ke baithee thee.

Tai : "Aan e! lya khadi ho aar peedha menne de"

Bahu: " Tu peedhey ka k karegi tai?"

Tai : "Geet gaoongi"

Bahu: "Mein ke tere khasam ne rowoon soon?"
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Jama sahi kahi bahu nei

Ha...ha...ha........................Maar diye hanssa-2 ke bhai. Good joke Anil...keep it up!
 
Nice joke.

But Anil bhai yo bhyaah tha kiska?????
kaddey muddha ghaaale aaap key tay na baithe the ssstage pay?????

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ibbey bhi hasi na rukti meri tay.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

:-)s,
$umit
 
Thank you all for nice comments!!

Aar bhai Sahi likhya "Yoh Joke aar sachayee dono sei"

Bhai Sumit, Har ek baat mein tenne byah-e-byah dikhe sei....menne to laage se bhai tere mein wa ban gayee -

"Ek bhukhe aadmi te kise ne poochhi...2 aur 2?"....Woh Bolya "4 Roti"
 
Na bhai..Hasta od jama sahi laage se...Jibbe to poori Jatland tenne Byah te naatan laag rahi sei...."dat jya bhai dat jya"...thode din aur khushi khusi kaat le.....Thanedaar aawan te pehle..ha ha ha ha ha....
 
anilsangwan said:
Na bhai..Hasta od jama sahi laage se...Jibbe to poori Jatland tenne Byah te naatan laag rahi sei...."dat jya bhai dat jya"...thode din aur khushi khusi kaat le.....Thanedaar aawan te pehle..ha ha ha ha ha....
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Bhai Sangwan thanedar nahi thanedaarni !
Iske jab la genge sote jab haandey ga te te karta eb teh ladu phout re se !
 
ib hum ke bolen bhai....ib to magistrate he bolegee :D :D :D

dekhya bhai sangwan main tune do din pehle hee kahoon tha is chore ke kime ho reha hai daat lo isne kyookare......:cool:

par bhai jiski kardayee aawe wo ke dtya kare kadayee to aape tha le jaaya kare....:D :D :D :D



sumitsehrawat said:
na thanedar er na thanedaaari .....

main tay mjishtret (magistrate) laaunga. eb bolo ???

:-(s,
$umit
Cho main aaaya od Jat
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sumit ka byah...

bhai kyu sumit ke pache pad rahe ho...

maine to isa laga hai...ki thara sabka byah karan ka ji kar rahya hai...

ar apni batati hana to sharam aa rahi hai...to is sumit ke khichai kar rahe

ho...

Sumit, bhaiya tahi itna sahle...bichare bahut dukhi hai...
 
abhirana said:
bhai kyu sumit ke pache pad rahe ho...

maine to isa laga hai...ki thara sabka byah karan ka ji kar rahya hai...

ar apni batati hana to sharam aa rahi hai...to is sumit ke khichai kar rahe

ho...

Sumit, bhaiya tahi itna sahle...bichare bahut dukhi hai...
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Shukar sai ek nay tay meri himaaayat bhari.

Thank you Abhishek. Asal baat tay yaaahe sai yeh apna Bhyaah karaaan khatar mere paachay pad rye sai. Eb in taaahi koi haan tay bharti konya. :-).

kaaal main is Sandeep Malik ke ghara jaa rhya tha ....Bangalore aaale main. apni niri fotu katthi kar raaakhi sai isnay ghar aaale computer pay. Subeh sirf breakfast-breakfast karan ki isnay 10-12 fotu le raakhi sai. ek main hase sai er neeche farash pai dhood la lota er ghoond dhrya sai. dosri main aaakhan main dheed sai par fer bhi muh laa rhya sai barooli kai. teesri main fer daat paadey sai er haaatha tay laadu dhikhaavey sai. agli main tay julam hey taar diye ......waahe fotu aur kite tay le raakhi sai...fotu len aala bhi chaath si pay chad ryah ssai. ek khaaali kitchen ki fotu bhi thi .....main bolya ya kis khaaatir.......tay nyu bola ya giral-fffrend taahi dhikaaunga. is say main roti banaavegi waa.

Acchya eb lo Anil Sangwan nay:
aaache aaache dekhe manaaay magar isa bhyaaah ka chaasdu na dekhya. roz ki roz mere taahi mere bhyaaah ki bhujhe jaaaga. nu jaaaney ke chora aaap sharma jaaaga er mere taahi koi chori dhund dega.

Kuch galat nahi likhya hai mannay......na tay in tay hey bhuj kay dekh lo. eb mannay inki pol tay paad hey di .....baat dekhu su eb yeh mere paachey fer padenge.

:-)s,
$umit
 
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