Peene walo ke liye .....

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hamendra

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Some things don't change!!


A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was
contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife,
lost his children and lost his job...

He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it. He takes out an
empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing, "You are the
reason I don' t have a wife", second bottle, "You are the reason I don't
have my children", third bottle "You are the reason I lost my job".

He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer. He takes
the bottle, puts it aside and says

"Stand aside my dear friend; I know you were not involved"
 
Sharaabi ne bahut pee rakhi thi – bahar sadak ke kinare let gaya – thodi neend aa gayi– uska moonh (mouth) khula hua tha.

Ek Kutta aaya aur usne taang utha kar wahi kiya – dog’s liquid (urine) went straight into sharabi’s mouth. Kuchh second baad sharabi uthh kar bolya: “Arey, koun se thekke ki thi? Bahut kadwi (sour) sey !!”
 
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