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ek baar bhagwan shiv ji niche aaye(sadharan bhesh mein), tau ke daru ke adde per dekhne ki daru kya hoti hai..bhai tau se bola tau 10 bottle leaa. tau ne laadi phir agli baar shiv ji ne 10 orr mangwayi or pigaya.lakin bhagwan the nasha nahi hua.tau soch raha isshe nasha kyo na ho raha ja ker pucha tera naam ke sai re. bhagwan bole ' main shiv ji bhagwan hu'. pher tau ne socha ' ibb ja ke chadi sai susre ke'...........



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hahahahahhaha

sandeepsomu said:
ek baar bhagwan shiv ji niche aaye(sadharan bhesh mein), tau ke daru ke adde per dekhne ki daru kya hoti hai..bhai tau se bola tau 10 bottle leaa. tau ne laadi phir agli baar shiv ji ne 10 orr mangwayi or pigaya.lakin bhagwan the nasha nahi hua.tau soch raha isshe nasha kyo na ho raha ja ker pucha tera naam ke sai re. bhagwan bole ' main shiv ji bhagwan hu'. pher tau ne socha ' ibb ja ke chadi sai susre ke'...........



note : shiv ji bhagwan maaf ker dena...
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hahahahhahahhahahaaahahah..............waa pooo diiiiiiii jellii aaramm paarr chhaattii kee........hahahaha....................gagu.......pe.......gagu..:D:D:D

aan de somuaa nueeeeee...........hahaha:D:D
 
sandeepsomu said:
ek baar bhagwan shiv ji niche aaye(sadharan bhesh mein)...........
note : shiv ji bhagwan maaf ker dena...
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hahahahhahahaha bhai re iib te tu bhi niche aa gya.......lekin tanne MAAFI kassuut mangi......hahahhaahha killkki
kaat gya kaleshiiiii...aante hi......bhadhiya tha......
sadharan bhesh mein.....hahahahhahahahhah
sadhran nhi yu te AVTAAR se........aare kai avtaar aa reh se pehlyan hi jATLAND pe.......bhai tanne iib thodde din mein bera paaat jya ga............killkki er GAGU....:D:p

er iib datte matna challan de topp si.....hahahhahhahah
 
sandeepsomu said:
ek baar bhagwan shiv ji niche aaye(sadharan bhesh mein), tau ke daru ke adde per dekhne ki daru kya hoti hai..bhai tau se bola tau 10 bottle leaa. tau ne laadi phir agli baar shiv ji ne 10 orr mangwayi or pigaya.lakin bhagwan the nasha nahi hua.tau soch raha isshe nasha kyo na ho raha ja ker pucha tera naam ke sai re. bhagwan bole ' main shiv ji bhagwan hu'. pher tau ne socha ' ibb ja ke chadi sai susre ke'...........



note : shiv ji bhagwan maaf ker dena...
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bhai sahi ND joke bagaya se tanne bhi, gud one!:D :D :D :D :D :D
 
sandeepsomu said:
bhagwan bole ' main shiv ji bhagwan hu'. pher tau ne socha ' ibb ja ke chadi sai susre ke'...........

note : shiv ji bhagwan maaf ker dena...
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hahahaha.... kya debue diya hai.... sahi jaareela hai dost... aiseiicchh aane de...;) ..!!! arr... maafi ki chinta matnya kariyee... jaata ne sab kimmm maaf see... he he!
 
sandeepsomu said:
ek baar bhagwan shiv ji niche aaye(sadharan bhesh mein), tau ke daru ke adde per dekhne ki daru kya hoti hai..bhai tau se bola tau 10 bottle leaa. tau ne laadi phir agli baar shiv ji ne 10 orr mangwayi or pigaya.lakin bhagwan the nasha nahi hua.tau soch raha isshe nasha kyo na ho raha ja ker pucha tera naam ke sai re. bhagwan bole ' main shiv ji bhagwan hu'. pher tau ne socha ' ibb ja ke chadi sai susre ke'...........



note : shiv ji bhagwan maaf ker dena...
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hahahahhahahahahh

kassutti hansi chhutva di,

Shivaji ne bhi experiment karan ne tau ka e adda paya tha, bechare shivaji ne nu na bera tha akk jaat te nue yava kar diya kare, binya ghanna thuukk billoye.

hahahahahah
 
Rathee...Keshu....ar Rupi....sun lyo...nyu roj roj torture hon tai achya sai ak inn naye naye tingran ka ek FORM bharwa liya karo arr chhota sa test type.....jisme kimme purane purane chutkalyan ke DEFAULT word bana dyo....arr purana chutkala cheptein ek lall batti chass ja....ar SCREEN pai aajya Satyeshwar ki warning....OLD JOKE.ar ek mota sa taala....:D


ratheetheraist said:
hahahahhahahhahahaaahahah..............waa pooo diiiiiiii jellii aaramm paarr chhaattii kee........hahahaha....................gagu.......pe.......gagu..:D:D:D

aan de somuaa nueeeeee...........hahaha:D:D
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for kesav bhai

bhai kesav
mahare gaam ke chora sai, bilkul bavla achi buri kisi ki samgh kona ussne..wo apni kameez or pajama ne keech keech ker jor jor se hashta rehta hai...usshe legta hai to woh bahut hasane ka kaam ker raha hai lakin koi hashta nahi uss ki herkato per lakin ha usski bevkoofi per muskaan jaroor de ker jate hai saaare gaav wale..
bhai aap samgh rahe ho na maine yeh baat kyo kahi hai
 
hehe

bhai ole! teri ragging naa hui deekhey shyaat:mad:
jibbe tu issi bhundi keh gya ree...:D :rolleyes:
hehe...eeb tu nu kariyee raat si ne ayiye fursat te,,,hadey terii neem-jhadaaii se bi kar dyanngey.:p :D
apar datya rahiye;)
sandeepsomu said:
bhai kesav
mahare gaam ke chora sai, bilkul bavla achi buri kisi ki samgh kona ussne..wo apni kameez or pajama ne keech keech ker jor jor se hashta rehta hai...usshe legta hai to woh bahut hasane ka kaam ker raha hai lakin koi hashta nahi uss ki herkato per lakin ha usski bevkoofi per muskaan jaroor de ker jate hai saaare gaav wale..
bhai aap samgh rahe ho na maine yeh baat kyo kahi hai
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Hmm.....tanne na bera kit....PAHADI MHALL KE HAATH LAVE SAI....ibbe wo son laag rya sai....arr tere jisse tai to hum batere....Deepshikha....AARTEY ki taiyaari krun soon BEBE....yaad duai tanne RAGGING na hoyi....main Choon ka Deeva banaun su....tu mada kupaas lyaye Rekha....arr wah Khopddiyan ki mala....:D

Tere chutakyan pai koi na muskaravega....ibb tu bhi uss gaam ale chhore ki dhal...latte khinchna challu karde....arr....guddaliyan hole....GAGU@guddaliyan:D

bhai aap samgh rahe ho na maine yeh baat kyo kahi hai[/quote]
 
oo khagard ,,intro de de pehlam apna

sandeepsomu said:
arre kade fass gaya jato mein...ibb orr cutkala na sunawo...susre saare toli bana ker baithe hai
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rey sandeepay,,,,,, ram ram bhai,,:) ,, tanney to ram ram kissey ki karri koni,,,,,,, lya hum kar dyaan tanney,,,,,,:p ,,,daaki bina ram rami,,,,,, chutkaley thokaan laag gaya,,,,,,, arey khagard ek bey general forum mein ek tagga sa ger dey,,,,,,, apna intro to dede ek bey,,,,,,,,,aur chutkla geren tey pehlam ek bey humor forum mein bhi haand key dekh ley,,,,,,,,,,:D :D ,,,,, koi kankar paard chutkala baga dey,,,,,,,,, ghane din ho liyey sey sunney,,,,,,,lakin joke bagandey haani RISK bhi pura thana parey sey:D :D :D
 
bhaiyo mujhe bhera na tha intro ke baare mein...
naam sandeep ola
father s name cornel pratap singh ola
gaav : kankra barrod in alwer district rajasthan

profession working in UK for one big security company as software engineer...
blood group o+ universal donor sai kisne chahiye to bata diyo emergency mein, india aa gawoga dene ke liye

abhi tak kavara su, dada or gaav ka nai (barber) chori dhund rahe sai

bhasa : english hindi french italian orrr thodi thodi haryanavi bhi aave sai

orr ke batawo puch liyo
 
sandeepsomu said:
bhai kesav
mahare gaam ke chora sai, bilkul bavla achi buri kisi ki samgh kona ussne..wo apni kameez or pajama ne keech keech ker jor jor se hashta rehta hai...usshe legta hai to woh bahut hasane ka kaam ker raha hai lakin koi hashta nahi uss ki herkato per lakin ha usski bevkoofi per muskaan jaroor de ker jate hai saaare gaav wale..
bhai aap samgh rahe ho na maine yeh baat kyo kahi hai
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hahahhaha ooooooo bhai OLE......."MANDI KE GALLE HOR GANTHE" bargge muhn aale...........hahhahahah killkki :D:p
re mein te bichalaa diya tanne kati.......:eek: :confused:
khasam tera yu pehlrra joke te baddhiya laagya hai, manne te killki maar rakhi se iis chutkalle pe.......tanne te jib....EK OR...mein chooth maarya tha........hahahahaahaa GAGU@CHOOTH
rahi baat teri ragging ki marre yaar wah te teri ek saal pache bhi kar sakann saan......baawalle ke dhrya se ek dusrre ke latte padaan mein....;)

baaki hat ke samjha tu uuper ke kehna chawe se......
bhai aap samgh rahe ho na maine yeh baat kyo kahi hai
:eek: :confused: :( :o :rolleyes:
 
sandeepsomu said:
bhaiyo mujhe bhera na tha intro ke baare mein...
naam sandeep ola
father s name cornel pratap singh ola
gaav : kankra barrod in alwer district rajasthan

profession working in UK for one big security company as software engineer...
blood group o+ universal donor sai kisne chahiye to bata diyo emergency mein, india aa gawoga dene ke liye

abhi tak kavara su, dada or gaav ka nai (barber) chori dhund rahe sai:eek: :eek:

bhasa : english hindi french italian orrr thodi thodi haryanavi bhi aave sai

orr ke batawo puch liyo
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er ek baat aur sunn GANTHE(PYAJ).....hahahahhahah killkki @GANTHE
aare tera form na bharana kisse ne.....yu blood group kya te dewe se champak lala.....hahahahaaaa
iib mein samjha tere GAAM ka naam paddh ke tere ji mein ke se.......hahahhaah...er tu iisi issi latte paddan ki baat kyun karre se......
kankra barrod.........tere gaam ka yu naam bera se kyun padda.........hahahahhaahahahha :D:p
kyunki thaare gaam mein aaj bhi jib koi BUS aawe se to log baag dalle kaanker marya karen ki yo kunn sa jaanwar aagya........hahahhaha killkki pe killkki oooooohhhhhhooooo marge re.......hahaaa GAGU©
 
keshavdahiya said:
er ek baat aur sunn GANTHE(PYAJ).....hahahahhahah killkki @GANTHE
aare tera form na bharana kisse ne.....yu blood group kya te dewe se champak lala.....hahahahaaaa
iib mein samjha tere GAAM ka naam paddh ke tere ji mein ke se.......hahahhaah...er tu iisi issi latte paddan ki baat kyun karre se......
kankra barrod.........tere gaam ka yu naam bera se kyun padda.........hahahahhaahahahha :D:p
kyunki thaare gaam mein aaj bhi jib koi BUS aawe se to log baag dalle kaanker marya karen ki yo kunn sa jaanwar aagya........hahahhaha killkki pe killkki oooooohhhhhhooooo marge re.......hahaaa GAGU©
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bhai bas ka to bera konya, paan tu met ne aaye nahi to bavla samgh ker gaav ke kiutte bus stand per hi chaat lege...bura met maanye
 
sandeepsomu said:
bhai bas ka to bera konya, paan tu met ne aaye nahi to bavla samgh ker gaav ke kiutte bus stand per hi chaat lege...bura met maanye
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bawalle bhagat menne uuper CV chepna padega laage se teri dhaal.....hahahahhahah killkki........killkki@CV
marre batte ye kutte er dangeran te manne nae darawe to badhiya se. tanne na bera inte GHUUL ke mein ghanna e raazi hoya karun...........kutte manne na padden mein kuttyan ne paad liya karun...........hahahhaahaha
tanne daanger ghanne dekhe honge lekin marre batte manne kai byatte dekhe sein........:D:D:D:D:D killki GAGU.
er jib tu bya ja te bata diye......hahahhahaha tere bhi thok dunga ek motu sua........paachi mein........hahahahhahah:p:p:p:p
ji karta ho te bata diye.........;)
 
bhai kesav tu to janveer ban gaya abto. ab bata ke baat karu main tere se.aadmi to tu raha nahi ab..koi baat na iss janam mein na to aagle mein sahi tu bhi samgh dar aadmi ho jayega ......daru chaat or so ja
 
aarree khhaagaddoo

sandeepsomu said:
bhai kesav tu to janveer ban gaya abto. ab bata ke baat karu main tere se.aadmi to tu raha nahi ab..koi baat na iss janam mein na to aagle mein sahi tu bhi samgh dar aadmi ho jayega ......daru chaat or so ja
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ooooooooo khaaggaddoo...............oollee bhai u keshu te pagllaa gyaa............koi naa tu kyun paggllaawe saiiiii...................seeng suljhaoo...........;)

LADAI LADAI MAAF KAROO ,,,,,,,KUTTE KI LI**I SAAF KAROO.............hahahhahahahahhahahha.............................:D:D

arr meri maanneyy te bhaii OOLLEE ,,,,tu e kar de ekllaa:p:p saarii saaf............hahahahahaha....................hahhaahhahhaha......................hahahahha..........killkii.............pe...........killkiiiiiiiiiiiii.................gagu@eklaa:D:D:D:D:D
 
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