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Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.
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How can Santa Singh Kill a Lion?
Santa Singh thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink
poison n let lion eat me. JJJ
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A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married;
Guess what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.
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Wife: Honey...... What are you looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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SantaSingh: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyon badha di..?
biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Accident ho jaye iske pahale
ghar pahunch jaate hai.
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SantaSingh : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....
When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher
Studies Yaar...!!!
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the
field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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Man before Marriage is like Airtel...."Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where ever U Go Our Network Follows."
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SantaSingh : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey.
SantaSingh : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin...!!!
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hamendra said:
Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.
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Dear Ham bhi.
All are good dear.
But do you not think that this one is decreasing the value of word " mother". I know it is simply in light mood but I think the word mother is very special and honourable to us so we should not use this word as a joke.
I hope you won't mind it.
 
mukesh_kumar007 said:
Dear Ham bhi.
All are good dear.
But do you not think that this one is decreasing the value of word " mother". I know it is simply in light mood but I think the word mother is very special and honourable to us so we should not use this word as a joke.
I hope you won't mind it.
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I think, there is nothing wrong into it.
 
Good jokes

hamendra said:
Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.
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SantaSingh : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey.
SantaSingh : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin...!!!
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All jokes are very good, keep it up.
 
Ye char kasute hain bhai,jee razi kar diya.


hamendra said:
Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.
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A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married;
Guess what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.
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Wife: Honey...... What are you looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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Man before Marriage is like Airtel...."Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where ever U Go Our Network Follows."
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