Phagun ki Masti

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Phagun ki Masti

Aajkal phagun ki masti khatam si ho-gi lagey sey. Ek tey naye zamane ke saddhan (TV, VCR etc.) aa-gye, doosre woh-ey time school-exam ka bi ho-sey.

Pahle ki baat sey. Tai phagun mein masta rahi thi – Ghaghree pahar key rehearsal kar rahi thi. Chhohriyaan tein boli : Aaj raat mein Reenchh (bear - grizzly) bann ke dikhaoongi”.

Tau ney sunn liya. Turat bolyaa: “Reenchh kyoon, tu mheinss (buffalo) kyoon nah bann jyaa - do ser dokke tey de dehgi !”

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Aman Malik’s thread tau n nayi bahu,, of 14 January 2006 in this forum is also relevant to ‘Phagun’ humor.
 
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Phagun ki masti

Deswal Sahab....tadke tadak yo point maar ke bhajge ke office? ar hum dokyan ki baat dekhan laag re saare:D
 
Gaam ka doodh!

deshwaal sa'b aapne aaj wo din yaad kara diye jab balakpan mein nikdu doodh pike moonchh dholi hojaya kardi, aur ebb k balaka k nikdu doodh te dast lag ja se! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
Holi vs. sankraat

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Holli dhorre ki baat. Kai lugai kolldde aur dande le-ke aayi aur Tau Badle gher liya. Tau ney thaaya apnna lathh aar bolya : Jey koye-si dhorrey-bi bhidd-gi tey yoh lathh soodha maroonga khopdde pey !

Kayi chhohre khadde-Khadde yoh tamasha dekhen the. Weh bolye : Tau, rahann de na, phagun mein tey ye nyuun karyaa ey karein.

Tau Badley ney phat jawaab diya : ARREY, YE RAAND MANNEY HOLLI PEY-EY BOHOT YAAD KAREN SEIN, SAKRAANT PEY KOYE SUSRI YAAD NAH KARTI !
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Holli dhorre ki baat. Kai lugai kolldde aur dande le-ke aayi aur Tau Badle gher liya. Tau ney thaaya apnna lathh aar bolya : Jey koye-si dhorrey-bi bhidd-gi tey yoh lathh soodha maroonga khopdde pey !

Kayi chhohre khadde-Khadde yoh tamasha dekhen the. Weh bolye : Tau, rahann de na, phagun mein tey ye nyuun karyaa ey karein.

Tau Badley ney phat jawaab diya : ARREY, YE RAAND MANNEY HOLLI PEY-EY BOHOT YAAD KAREN SEIN, SAKRAANT PEY KOYE SUSRI YAAD NAH KARTI !
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Ha...ha...ha. Sahi kahi Baldey tau nei....SAKRAANT NEI konya goott bujhjhya Tau ka........YO churme arr kammal ka tissaya tha berri.......Inne koe Ganga ji mei dabbo dyo....Killakki pe killakki.
 
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Tau Badley ney phat jawaab diya : ARREY, YE RAAND MANNEY HOLLI PEY-EY BOHOT YAAD KAREN SEIN, SAKRAANT PEY KOYE SUSRI YAAD NAH KARTI !
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hahahahahahahhahah @ SANKTAAT,,,, deswal sir,,,, tarkey tarak:p :p ,, uthdey hi jisa aa gaya padd keyu,,,,,,,:D :D :D :D ,,,, katti ORIGINAL sauda,,,,, baga doo nuey,,,,,
 
Deswal saheb,

kati asli kadh kadh ke lan lagre ho. Aan do lage se aap dhore achha stock hai.
Bahut badhiya.

rajender

dndeswal said:
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Holli dhorre ki baat. Kai lugai kolldde aur dande le-ke aayi aur Tau Badle gher liya. Tau ney thaaya apnna lathh aar bolya : Jey koye-si dhorrey-bi bhidd-gi tey yoh lathh soodha maroonga khopdde pey !

Kayi chhohre khadde-Khadde yoh tamasha dekhen the. Weh bolye : Tau, rahann de na, phagun mein tey ye nyuun karyaa ey karein.

Tau Badley ney phat jawaab diya : ARREY, YE RAAND MANNEY HOLLI PEY-EY BOHOT YAAD KAREN SEIN, SAKRAANT PEY KOYE SUSRI YAAD NAH KARTI !
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ARREY, YE RAAND MANNEY HOLLI PEY-EY BOHOT YAAD KAREN SEIN, SAKRAANT PEY KOYE SUSRI YAAD NAH KARTI !
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Ha ha Tau ne bhi theek kahi ...er iss choh mein te koe si ka bhobhra khilave ee khilave ... :D Bahut badhiya Deshwal ji Jama Nikhadu tha yo te ..
 
British view of Holi

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During initial days of British Raj, one English gentleman sent the following message to his natives in London:

"There comes a particular day in the months of February/March when every Indian becomes mad. This day is called HOLI" . !!

And now, the desi explanation of Holi:

Holli ka badda tyohaar sey !
Din mey lugaai usney poojann jaan
Raat ney log usney phookkann jaan
Aar pher aagley din -
Lugaai logaan ney kootann jaan !!

होळी का बड्डा त्यौहार सै !
दिन मैं लुगाई उसनै पूजण जाँ
रात नै लोग उसनै फूकण जाँ
और फिर आगलै दिन –
लुगाई लोगाँ नै कूटण जाँ !!

Note: Hindi text is visible in Windows-XP only.
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Repeating in Devanagri

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The above thread of mine was written on the occasion of Holi last year. The two jokes are being repeated below in Devnagri, for reading pleasure again - on the same occasion.

आजकल फागुन की मस्ती खतम सी हो गई लगती है । एक तो नये जमाने के साधन (टी.वी. आदि) आ गये, दूसरे वही टाईम स्कूल की परीक्षाओं का होता है ।

पहले की बात है - ताई फागुन में मस्ता रही थी, घाघरी पहन कर रिहर्सल कर रही थी । छोरियों से बोली - आज रात नैं मैं रींछ बन-कै दिखाऊंगी ।

ताऊ नै यह सब सुन लिया और तुरन्त बोला - रींछ क्यूं, तू भैंस क्यूं ना बन जाती, दो सेर डोक्के तै दे देगी !!

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होळी धोरे की बात । कई लुगाई कोलड़े और डंडे ले-कै आई और ताऊ बदले घेर लिया । ताऊ नै उठाया अपना लठ और बोल्या - जै कोए-सी धोरै-बी भिड़-गी, तै यो लठ सूधा मारूंगा खोपड़े पै ।

कई छोरे खड़े-खड़े यो तमाशा देखैं थे, बोले - ताऊ रहण दे ना, फागुण में तै ये न्यूं करया-ए करैं ।

ताऊ बदले नै जवाब दिया - अरै, ये रांड मन्नै होळी पै-ए भोत याद करैं सैं, सकरांत पै कोए सुसरी याद ना करती !!
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sahi kahan DND ji wasi fagun ki asli masti to aap hi le rahe ho:) :cool:
 
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Holli ka badda tyohaar sey !
Din mey lugaai usney poojann jaan
Raat ney log usney phookkann jaan
Aar pher aagley din -
Lugaai logaan ney kootann jaan !!

होळी का बड्डा त्यौहार सै !
दिन मैं लुगाई उसनै पूजण जाँ
रात नै लोग उसनै फूकण जाँ
और फिर आगलै दिन –
लुगाई लोगाँ नै कूटण जाँ !!

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hmmmm,, badhiyaaa sai DND jee:)
 
Family....

hahahahahahaha...................
 
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Fagan aao re

Le re so jee sa DnD ji Fagan m
kya bachpan ke din
Faggan ke geet...Buddi lugai mastai faggan m
Sari naliya saf ho jatti thi faggan m
Kya prem tha..ek dusrre m
Bajje tha kordda....(chunni m lapetya hua Jodda..Rassi)
koe skin kharab na hoti thi kise ki.hahahhahaha
Holi Fag mubarak ho ji
 
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