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Ek Be Rohtak- Bhiwani short root par chalan ali ek Matadoor Thasa Thus Bharee thee ar May June ki Kasooti Garmee. Saans Len ki Bhi Jagah kauni Thee. Ek Beechara Mahra Arora Bhai Apne Mote Pate ne Liye kade nune Maskoda marta har kade Nune. Jib Ghana Dukhi Ho Gaya Te Driver Te bolya-
Arora to Driver(Bonnet kani Ishara Karke) Pa ji Main Ethe Bai Jawan
Driver tha mahare Haryana ka Jat. Jor Te hansya, Ar Bolya
Driver to Arora- Are Daki Tu baith te ja, par ya Bonnet ghana Tata se, isa na ho ki madi si der Main ade cooker ki Dhaal Sitty den lag ja.:rolleyes:
 
hahahahha.. aunty yu te ghanna andy tha, ar arora ki sitty baja ke te aapne ghanna hashan diya, ashal mei jo ye arora, juneja,batra,kukreja ityadi-ityadi inn ne dekh ke bera na kyun irritation si paida ho ja se ar issa jee kerre se......bas bujho na, inki sitty bajann ka man kerre se.

really nice one !
 
Bhai Devender,
Chutkala tanne acha laga, bahut suthari baat. par manne yo bata, ghane din te tanne Aunty Ji, Aunty Ji laga rakhi se main tanne itne bhudee dikhu soo ak tu 16 saal ka se? are Bawale tanne itnee ijjat dene hai te BEBE Kah de naye te Bhabhi e kah de Yo Aunty Aunty Ke laga Rakhi se? haha majak karoo soo tera ji kare to to Dadi ar Tayee bhi kah sake se.
 
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Bhai Devender,
Chutkala tanne acha laga, bahut suthari baat. par manne yo bata, ghane din te tanne Aunty Ji, Aunty Ji laga rakhi se main tanne itne bhudee dikhu soo ak tu 16 saal ka se? are Bawale tanne itnee ijjat dene hai te BEBE Kah de naye te Bhabhi e kah de Yo Aunty Aunty Ke laga Rakhi se? haha majak karoo soo tera ji kare to to Dadi ar Tayee bhi kah sake se.
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sorry BEBE , manne nahi bera tha aapko ye feel ho rya se. aage se badi bebe kah diya karunga, AUNTY word thoda sa beech ka tha bebe aur tayee-daadi ke so i was using that. ar baat 16 saal ki...sun te konna 16 ka per ghanna budha bhi na sun.....hahahaha just kidding
 
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Madhvi Ji,

Ha - Ha - Ha. Original Joke tha katayee. The Tempos. Matadors, Haryana Roadways buses are actually 'Moving Humor Stations'....

Or aan dyo..
 
Khoooooob

madhvi said:
Ek Be Rohtak- Bhiwani short root par chalan ali ek Matadoor Thasa Thus Bharee thee ar May June ki Kasooti Garmee. Saans Len ki Bhi Jagah kauni Thee. Ek Beechara Mahra Arora Bhai Apne Mote Pate ne Liye kade nune Maskoda marta har kade Nune. Jib Ghana Dukhi Ho Gaya Te Driver Te bolya-
Arora to Driver(Bonnet kani Ishara Karke) Pa ji Main Ethe Bai Jawan
Driver tha mahare Haryana ka Jat. Jor Te hansya, Ar Bolya
Driver to Arora- Are Daki Tu baith te ja, par ya Bonnet ghana Tata se, isa na ho ki madi si der Main ade cooker ki Dhaal Sitty den lag ja.:rolleyes:
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Khoob Bahut khoooooooooob.Madhavi Ji.
Ye Arora,Tuteja,Futeja,Juneja,Steja,Kukeraja vastav me Cooker ki tariyan
-e hon se.
 
haaahhahah
I have the same feelings abt these ppl i mean sardsssss
that was a nice one madhvi ji
 
Vivek Beta.....
Tanne to main buksh doongee, Ek te too mere gaam ka se ar doosara merra Bhanja lage se..
Ar Bhai logo manne yo batao thamne Chutkala acha laga ak Arora ka majak acha laga? thare reply te lage se ki in punjabiyan Majak udana thamne ghana bhaya..
Theek se ak nahi?
 
Re tai
yo ke aangli laga di tanne, iib in panjabiyan ne Ram bachave. Mera to nyun ji sa kare se ak 1 naya thread kholna padega in panjabiyan ke kisse khattar, tadke 2-4 to kassootte kisse a e jyange. IIb to je panjabiyan ka leader bhi aade aake haath jod de, jad bhi painda koni chode aade Jatland ke Jhakoi.
Vaise 1 baat to katti latth barki se ak panjabiyan ar jaatan main khoond sada e baajenge, ar jaat sada e unki khaat khai karenge. Jaat ne dekh ke panjaabi doosri kaani ho le se, ar panjaabi ne dekh ke jaat apna saara kaam chod ke uske paache paache ho le se ak kad si mauka lage ar va uski hindi kare.
ye meri saadar appeal se apne Jatland ke ristedaaron ko ak yo aag bujhan ni deni. aan do aur kisse, manne yakeen se ak sabke dhore 1-2 kisse to hovenge.

Lo to isse baat pe ek meri taraf se lo:
ek be 2 panjaabi baat karein the, 1 doosre se bola ak bhai main to in jaatan te pareshaan soon, susre kade bhi hamla bol de hain. to doosra bola bhai jaat hovein hi isse se: Jaat re Jaat, khadi karde saadi khaat; beej chheen le bon ni dein, sod cheen le son ni dein; ar latth maarein ron ni dein. Isse sein yo Jaat

Sangwan
 
are mere bhaiyo haath jodu su matna panjabiyan ke pache pado, yo pure world me phai rahe se.ar inne proove kar diya se ak jata ki kahavat ib jhooti ho gayee ak JISKI LATHI USKI BHANS.
 
very well said

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are mere bhaiyo haath jodu su matna panjabiyan ke pache pado, yo pure world me phai rahe se.ar inne proove kar diya se ak jata ki kahavat ib jhooti ho gayee ak JISKI LATHI USKI BHANS.
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Inn panjabiyan ke to chitar mar ke ...........aage mein dol koni sakta i hope everybody knows the story.:D
They r the most unreliable people on this planet, "bera na kat bya ja"
And jats according to many communities are the quite reliable.
so my Khudos to Mhadviji

:cool:
 
But Jokes tak theek hai. we should not comment any comunity. every one has good and bad things. no one is perfect on this eaeth. ise liye bhai mere chutkala thak theek hai ... no personal comment....
 
sorry is behes ka koi end nahi ho sakta

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na bahai,
tera research galat se jaat bhai kiske? Bhaat khaya khiske
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by the way this is not my research, this is what is proved and is a fact by many experienced people all over, in all professional fields, and most part of this planet,
dusri baat aap ka matlab hai ki aapp reliable nahi hain, as quoted by u..........."jaat bhai kiske? Bhaat khaya khiske":rolleyes:
i dont think that any responsible member who represents jat community wud say this and if yes.......shame.:eek:
aap ki ummar ka takaza hoga but i doubt if u really understand the meaning of true jat, aur ho sakta hai aapka asli jaton se paalla hi nahi pada
:D :D
PLEASE APNI BAATI JALAOOO.........
 
You are too young to understand, JATT BHAI KISKE..... wali baat Bhi utnee hee sachi thee jitani taneja, juneja etc aur unrelible wali. I mean to say theese are all jokes. and since you staying Out of India by now u should understand..

HO KOI BHEE BHASHA BHASSHI, HO KOI BHI PRANT KE WASI, SABSE PAHELE HAIN BHARAT WASI.
So please stop this community Behas and Feel Proud to be an Indian.
 
madhvi said:
na bahai,
tera research galat se jaat bhai kiske? Bhaat khaya khiske
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BEBE yu ke likh diya!

waahe baat ker di, ek jat ka dost chmaar tha, jeb uss jat ka byah hoya te ussane chmaar ka bhi nyota de diya baarat ka, chmaar nyu bolya bhai rahan de ne mein pachhaan mein aa jyanga ke chmaar sun, jat usane jaberdast le gya JANET mein, udde jab jimmann laage ne chmaar jadde jutti-chappal kaad raakhi thi udde ja ke baith gya, ek chori aala nyu bolya re aadde kyun baitha se ke chmaar ka se, wo sidha dulhe dhorre gya nyu bolya bhai kahun tha na mein pachhann mein aa jyanga.

to bebe aapne bhi waahe baat ker di ! taalab mein rah ke mager se bairr.
 
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