Pressure cooker

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Kar dee na wai ali baat,
JAAT RE JAAT AR 16 DUNEE 8.
Are bhai Chude,Chamaar, PUNJABI, bANIYE, bAMANA TE compare karte rah ge . Gota laga ke upper nahi aayoge. Korea main rah ke mere bhai aur kuch nahi to ek cheese to sikhee hoti. na seekhe to main bataoo...
ek bai sadak pe chalte ani ek korean te kadwa lakha ke jor te bolke dekhiye tanne apne charo taraf yoh BOOT SE BOOT SE Admi chi chu fun chu karkr gher lenge. inki jaat batani to door tanne yoh bhi na bera patega ki kaunsa paise aal hai ar kaunsa garib se. to seek le bhai. HUM HAI HINDUSTANI
 
madhvi said:
Kar dee na wai ali baat,
JAAT RE JAAT AR 16 DUNEE 8.
Are bhai Chude,Chamaar, PUNJABI, bANIYE, bAMANA TE compare karte rah ge . Gota laga ke upper nahi aayoge. Korea main rah ke mere bhai aur kuch nahi to ek cheese to sikhee hoti. na seekhe to main bataoo...
ek bai sadak pe chalte ani ek korean te kadwa lakha ke jor te bolke dekhiye tanne apne charo taraf yoh BOOT SE BOOT SE Admi chi chu fun chu karkr gher lenge. inki jaat batani to door tanne yoh bhi na bera patega ki kaunsa paise aal hai ar kaunsa garib se. to seek le bhai. HUM HAI HINDUSTANI
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First thing is that this site is for Jats only so there is no doubt that we believe in JAT identity, if dont believe then u should not join this type of forum and if u r here only for timepass and parallely u will give objectionable comment about JAT community, it would be untolerable, not only me no body will allow u for this. JATLAND is only for jats, here we can compare ourself to others, can proove better than other casts or whatever we like we can do. We cannt leave our identity of being a JAT and we feel proud to say that we r great JATs. and thans for your advice ' how to live in korea'.
i know better about this. I m not moron that MEIN KISI KOREAN KI TARAF KADWA LAKHAUNGA, even i could not understand in waht context u said it.I dont want any further argue on this topic.
bye
 
Thats better. thats the thing I was trying to tell u bhai. we are not here to critisise any one. this is a healthy site, healthy humour, healthy discussion. Better ki hum jokes ko jokes he rehane de tragedy na banaye.
keep smilling
 
Bilkul theek kaha apne dhayia saab. we should not argue on these type of things. joke sonao aur mast ho jao
 
arre madhivi ji:

honestly one thing that I have learnt here at Jatland is that dont argue with anyone. Believe me nothing good comes up here, conversations sometimes go too wierd!!

Sometimes people are not willing to think or accept anything apart from what they already know. I think all of us have some thinking patterns and methods....so bass lets all just enjoy...after all this is the humor section :)

regards,

~Vivek
 
Hi Vivek,
I am impressed by your answer. well said! and wait for my next joke. You are too young to me but I learnt so many things from you. keep it up beta and god bless you.
 
MADHVI JI { mainney to JI landey haan bhi darr lagan lag gaya kadey ek do nakal mere pey bhi marr dyo??} kiddin.....
but ur genious ..... aur dangi saab ibkey aap ney galat jagah sing uljha liyee.hahhahahahah
 
madhvi said:
Ek Be Rohtak- Bhiwani short root par chalan ali ek Matadoor Thasa Thus Bharee thee ar May June ki Kasooti Garmee. Saans Len ki Bhi Jagah kauni Thee. Ek Beechara Mahra Arora Bhai Apne Mote Pate ne Liye kade nune Maskoda marta har kade Nune. Jib Ghana Dukhi Ho Gaya Te Driver Te bolya-
Arora to Driver(Bonnet kani Ishara Karke) Pa ji Main Ethe Bai Jawan
Driver tha mahare Haryana ka Jat. Jor Te hansya, Ar Bolya
Driver to Arora- Are Daki Tu baith te ja, par ya Bonnet ghana Tata se, isa na ho ki madi si der Main ade cooker ki Dhaal Sitty den lag ja.:rolleyes:
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Real classic joke...ek dam mast...

RK^2
 
Daad Dene ke liye Dhnayawad! bus aaj kuch aur joke nazar karne wani hoon gor farmaiyega aur apne vichar Zaroor likhna
 
nice one

hi aunty (hope u wuldn't mind):)
its really a cool joke n hope to see more jokes 4m u in future
i like it a lot.

regards
megha
 
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