Prison v/s Office

[baliyansachin]

In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.

At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. ​

In prison you get 3 meals a day.


At work you get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. ​

In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.


In prison you can watch TV and play games. At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games. ​

In prison a guard locks, unlocks, opens and closes all doors for you.


At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all doors yourself. ​

In prison you get your own toilet.


At work you have to share.​

In prison they allow you to visit your family and friends.


At work you can't even speak to family and friends. ​

In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.


At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners. ​

In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.


At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars. ​

In prison you can join many programs that you can leave at any time.


At work there are some programs you can never get out of. ​

In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic and psychotic.


At work we call them managers! ​

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Hmmm...which sounds better?​

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[devdahiya]

Office......!

 

[gandasa]

Definitely Office

Comparison t kasut the bhai.........
Kaam na karega to kaam kaise chalega ...
In office atleast you are doing your favourite work ( in addition to not so favourite work) par prison mein to bhai chaakki chalani padegi.....

 

[ratheetheraist]

lock/taala

i think lock sounds better

hahahahahahaahahahaahahahahah.......aaya sai bujaniya sound

kilki.............pe..............kilki

 

[keshavdahiya]

But the name prison itself is such a honor............baliyan tera Ji te nahi karre se........ya pher tu bhitter-e baithya se................ha ha haha ha

In prison a guard locks, unlocks, opens and closes all doors for you.


At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all doors yourself. ​

er iib manne lagge te tera talla mund gya koi........

In prison you get your own toilet.


At work you have to share.​

nyu na hotta......daiki toilet cum dinning cum living cum lobby cum balcony......bhala bhala.....sab kuch ek hi mein hota hai......iib raazi raazi rahiye........

In prison they allow you to visit your family and friends.


At work you can't even speak to family and friends. ​

hum zarur milan aawange tu bas datya rahiye......ghanni kaaali na maiye.......hehhehehhehe killlkkkiiii.............aaya se visitor ka bachaa........

In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.


At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners. ​

Biddi bhi maang ke pinni padde se...kitt raazi ho rehya se..........hahahhahaha..........er thoddi can ki tokrri bana diye salary bhi mill jyagi tanne.......hahahhahha killkkki pe killkkii......

In prison you can join many programs that you can leave at any time.


At work there are some programs you can never get out of. ​

baawalle kinn chakraan mein se tu.....satte er deswal uncle ji er jakhar saab aate dikhen sein manne.......hahahhahahah deswal uncle ji te ghanna baddaa sotta bhi le reh sein.........iib tera jhaang uteraga kitte parol pe chut rehya se tu.............hahahahhaa killkki @ parol

wo dekh aage tere wardons........hahahahahhaha

In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic and psychotic.


At work we call them managers! ​

​

Hmmm...which sounds better?​

er iib tu bataa de howz life treating you back there iin prison.........bhai mein bhi ek be 2 saaal reh ke aa rehya sun jibbe beraa se manne itni baatan ka............

i think lock sounds better

hahahahahahaahahahaahahahahah.......aaya sai bujaniya sound

kilki.............pe..............kilki

baaaki rathee aali shame to shame.........mein bhi uukas uukas ke baat dekhuun sun mods. ki...........

 

[satyeshwar]

Non-Jat Joke!