Problem's with girls

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sandeepmann

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The problems with GIRLS:

If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;
If u Don't, she says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to LURE her;
If u Don't, she says u are from CHENNAI.
If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET,! she says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;
If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.
If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with her., she says! u don't Love her;
If u do!! she says u are CHEAP.
If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST her.
If u SCOLD her, u are like a CHACHA to her;
If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u! Can! not be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD BOY;
If she SMOKES, she is a GENTLELADY.
If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;
If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;
If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!
 
hmmmmmmmmm itni sari problem for gals, i think NEHI.
but less then boys
cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Climax...

One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heared

from her mother that if she will do a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a
divine

"Devi" will come to her dreams & give

her 3 boons(Varadaan). So she decided to do

it. She completed 4 yrs successfully, doing prayer regularly.


Now it was a day for "Devi" to come. So she slept earlier with

thoughts in her mind to ask.


And, really a "Devi" comes in

her dreams. Now this is the dialogue between them.

Devi: O Girl, you prayed to me regularly within last 4 yrs, so I am

very very happy with you. I will complete any of your 3 wishes. You can
ask anything you like, but there is one condition.



Girl: Condition!, what is that?

Devi: You have a boy-friend?

Girl: Yes.


Devi: When you were doing a prayer, he was

waiting for you, so he also sacrificed same as you. Moreover, he didnt
know

anything about boon and all, so he is also eligible for the boons. So
whatever

you will ask, he will get 10 times more than that of you. If you are
agreed,

then proceed for the 1st boon.


Girl: (After thinking for some time ... ): Yes, I am ready.


Girl: 1st, Make me 10 times richer than the richest person in the
world.


Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times richer than you.


Girl: It's OK.


Devi: Be as you wish!


Girl: 2nd, Make me 10 times more beautiful than the most beautiful girl
in the world.


Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times handsome than the most
handsome boy in the world.


Girl: It's OK.


Devi: Be as you wish.


Devi: Now the last boon remains.


Girl: O Devi, please give me a MILD HEART-ATTACK.


Devi: What? Are you sure!


Girl: Yes. Very sure!


Devi: Be as you wish.


Think friends, what happened to her boy-friend, he got a severe
heart-attack & died at once, while the girl remained alive. Thus, the
girl became the world's most beautiful girl and the richest one, too.

Moral of the story: So intelligent the girls are! Girls are really more
intelligent than we believe about them to be. So be careful boys!

Now, girls please stop reading ... boys continue till the end....

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Dear boys, dont worry, actually what done is something different than
what you all think!

Actually, the girl's boy-friend got a heart-attack, 10 TIMES MILDER

than that of the girl. So the boy-friend lived longer than the girl,
being

world's richest and the most handsome boy.

Moral of the story: Dear boys, the girls are not really that much

intelligent than what we believe them to be. So dont worry if you think
that you

have girl-friend, intelligent than you.
 
bhai re tum to pittogge chhoriyoo te humne bhi pitwaaoge :)

Gud one
 
get familiar with these words

WORDS WOMEN USE
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FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
 
Chivaloury

Well I always used to say Jats are the most chivalourous as they are the most henpecked too - Nice to see we understand women so well
 
sandeepmann said:
The problems with GIRLS:

If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;
If u Don't, she says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to LURE her;
If u Don't, she says u are from CHENNAI.
If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET,! she says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;
If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.
If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with her., she says! u don't Love her;
If u do!! she says u are CHEAP.
If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST her.
If u SCOLD her, u are like a CHACHA to her;
If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u! Can! not be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD BOY;
If she SMOKES, she is a GENTLELADY.
If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;
If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;
If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!

Hi Sandeep bhai,

Really a interesting stuff to enjoy. Maza aa gaya.

Girls please don't mind.

Regards,

Satendra Chaudhary
 
sandeep
never knew u hav so many probs with gurls
i guess khentawaasi gurls were trublesome
anyways welcum to the grup
manisha
 
cute_jatgurl said:
sandeep
never knew u hav so many probs with gurls
i guess khentawaasi gurls were trublesome
anyways welcum to the grup
manisha

Hi Manisha
thanx, because of u im here today in Jatland. And i dont have any problems with girls, its humor forum thats why im posting such messages. I am sorry if i have hurt any girl in here.
But after all its fact and proven many times, so please dont mind girls
 
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