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ravi.shekhar
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Programming Definitions
# Local variable -
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,
pal do pal meri kahani hai
pal do pal meri hastihai..
# Global variable -
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai ...
# Null pointers -
Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora
hi reh gaya.
# Dangling pointers -
Maut bhi aati nahi jaan
bhi jati nahin.
# goto -
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan
khatam Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum
# Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein
pehle tum, pehle tum
# The debugger -
Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz
# COM programming in VC++ -
Roop tera mastana
Pyar mera deewana
Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye
# From VC++ to VB -
Yeh haseen vaadiyan
Yeh khula asmaan
Aa gaye hum kahan
# Untrackable bug -
Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz
de kahin se
# Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client):
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua
# And then to the client:
Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho
# Load Balancing -
Saathi haath badhana
ek akela thak jayega
mil kar bojh uthana
# Modem -
modem talk on a busy connection
suno - kaho,
kaha - suna,
kuch huwa kya?
abhee to nahin..
# Windows getting open sourced -
Parde mein rahne do
parda na uthao
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba
# Local variable -
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,
pal do pal meri kahani hai
pal do pal meri hastihai..
# Global variable -
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai ...
# Null pointers -
Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora
hi reh gaya.
# Dangling pointers -
Maut bhi aati nahi jaan
bhi jati nahin.
# goto -
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan
khatam Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum
# Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein
pehle tum, pehle tum
# The debugger -
Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz
# COM programming in VC++ -
Roop tera mastana
Pyar mera deewana
Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye
# From VC++ to VB -
Yeh haseen vaadiyan
Yeh khula asmaan
Aa gaye hum kahan
# Untrackable bug -
Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz
de kahin se
# Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client):
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua
# And then to the client:
Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho
# Load Balancing -
Saathi haath badhana
ek akela thak jayega
mil kar bojh uthana
# Modem -
modem talk on a busy connection
suno - kaho,
kaha - suna,
kuch huwa kya?
abhee to nahin..
# Windows getting open sourced -
Parde mein rahne do
parda na uthao
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba
