Pulesya aur Jatta ka chora

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Eb baar ki baat se ek jat motercycle kasuti pele ja the,
Raat ke time aur ohhh bhi bina light on kare.

Pulesya ne dekh liya bola re chore kit bhaja ja se bina light on kare
aaja licence kaadh.

Chora bola sahab light kee key jarurat se sare ke charu odh light jalan te lagree se. Pulesya ne aya chho(gussa) bols acha yoh baat se too.

Pulesya ne ke kara motorcyle ke tyre ki hava kadh di
Chora bola sahab yeh ke kardiya eb me motorcycle kuker chalyunga.
Pulesya bola koi baat ne bhai charoo taraf hava hi hava hai.

:eek:
 
ha ha ha ha ha !!!!

re prakash bhai !!! isa joke likhan ki ke jaroorat thi saare haasan te laag rhe the !!!!
 
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cooljat said:
:D :D ND!!

Rock on
Jit
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Are Jit bhai
Ghana kanjus ho liyeh ke.
tane bhi lakhan me kasute kanjuse karde.
Only ND than finsih.
yah to yoh baat ho ge

Le ese baat pe ek chota sa or chutkala sunle.

Ek be ek company ke daftar me interview tha.
Log javeh or bahar aja
ek jat bhi line lag ra tha usne kisi te pucha ki ke baat se bhai sare fail honlagre so. keme gadbad se ke. Bahar an wala ek candidate bola ek condition se interview ki jo bhitar jane ke tame sabte kam sabdo me bolke ander ja ga na uska selection hoga.

Jat ke age thee do or admi.
ek gaya bhitar bola May I come in sir. woh fail hoga
dusra me ander ayun sir voh bhi fail
Jat padga chakar me socha dekhe javege

Jat gate pe khada hoke bola
बड़्
and he was slected.

yo jit bhai kisi aise inteview me fail ho hi nahi sakta.

Voh chutkale ki Taif me only ND likhe se.
lol
 
Bhai Grewal saab,
aapne to hansa hansa ke pett sa faad diya!! :D :D

Bhai jukkar Jat ka lathh sabb pe bhaari pade hai waise hi ND sabd 100 sabd ke barabar ss....

Vo ek Sumeet Dahiya bhai hai urre Jatland pe usne kasuta biggan sa kar raakhya hai yo Signature saa daal ke!!

So Luhaar ki Aur Ek Jat ki!!! ;) ;)

Eib aur ke kahoon......ND ss sab kimme :D :D

Rock on
Jit
 
ha ha HA

Bhai prakash tene yo sara tagga prakashit kar diya bhai .... bahur badhiya .... er iss jitu ne bahut kuch likh rakhi se tene dhyan na diya dikhe ....Rock On ;) mein sab kime aa jya hai .... :) ....

Eeb bhai mein bhi LIKADUN iss tagge mein te ... ha ha
 
cooljat said:
Bhai Grewal saab,
aapne to hansa hansa ke pett sa faad diya!! :D :D

Bhai jukkar Jat ka lathh sabb pe bhaari pade hai waise hi ND sabd 100 sabd ke barabar ss....

Vo ek Sumeet Dahiya bhai hai urre Jatland pe usne kasuta biggan sa kar raakhya hai yo Signature saa daal ke!!

So Luhaar ki Aur Ek Jat ki!!! ;) ;)

Eib aur ke kahoon......ND ss sab kimme :D :D

Rock on
Jit
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bhai Mene ND ka to bera se
mene socha esne or kuch na mila ke.

chal eb to maaf kardiya tane kuch to likha.

lol

Ek or ara se Tau or bill Gates ala. Padlena or ND mat lekhna lol:eek:
 
jitendershooda said:
Bhai prakash tene yo sara tagga prakashit kar diya bhai .... bahur badhiya .... er iss jitu ne bahut kuch likh rakhi se tene dhyan na diya dikhe ....Rock On ;) mein sab kime aa jya hai .... :) ....

Eeb bhai mein bhi LIKADUN iss tagge mein te ... ha ha
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Bhai Jitu

Yoh apna Rock on Bhai se na mene to eska naam bhi Rock on kadh rakha se. hahahahaha :D
 
Reee Dharti Dhakel datt jaa!!!
hahahhahahahhaha!!!
yo Rock on bhi kati ND sign ss Hooda saab!! :cool:


Rock on
Jit
jitendershooda said:
Bhai prakash tene yo sara tagga prakashit kar diya bhai .... bahur badhiya .... er iss jitu ne bahut kuch likh rakhi se tene dhyan na diya dikhe ....Rock On ;) mein sab kime aa jya hai .... :) ....

Eeb bhai mein bhi LIKADUN iss tagge mein te ... ha ha
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pgrewal said:
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Pulesya ne ke kara motorcyle ke tyre ki hava kadh di
Chora bola sahab yeh ke kardiya eb me motorcycle kuker chalyunga.
Pulesya bola koi baat ne bhai charoo taraf hava hi hava hai.

:eek:
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अच्छा डा. ग्रेवाल, यह किस्सा आपका अपना तो नहीं ? कौन था वो पुलिस वाला जिसने आपकी "राजदूत" मोटरसाइकिल की हवा निकाल दी थी ? :)
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Desal sir
Kissa se Rohtak sahar ka kise Medical college ke Dr ne mere te sunaya tha yaad aga aur cheep diaya. Apko acha laga dhanyawaad.
 
jitendershooda said:
Bhai Grewal tun na kariye issa paryash .... andy jokadi thi ...
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bhai jitu kade suna tha aur yaad aga to mene socha ki app jat bhaiyoh ke sath share kar lun.
Baki apne Desi language etne tagde se ki kisi se mukabla karvah do hamne ( hamare Desi boli ne) to first ana hi ana se.
 
dada ka saradh

:p Ramlu jat ne apne dada ka "saradh" karan ki sochi er vo padit dhore chalya gya saradh karavan tahi.

ramlu jat-pandit ji dada ka saradh karna se kitna kharcha ho jya ga..
pandit -bhai ramlu "saradh" ke 100 rs. er "saradhdi" ke 5 rs.
ramlu jat bolya ek dada te mare liya usne ke bera pate se ek saradh" kara se ek"saradhdi" tu nyu kar 5 rs me hi saadh de ,ek saradhdi si kar de dada ke naam ki...:o...:o;):eek:
pandit saradhdi karan chalya gya ramlu ke gran er sidhe pe 5 rs dharva liye .er ramlu jat ne dhore bitha ke bolya ek jyukar me kahu mere pachhe pachhe nyuve bolna se ..er mantar padan laag gye..
pandit ji-om namo sivaye
ramlu jat-o narsi so jya rai( ramlu jat ne kade sanskrit aave thi us pe na bolya gya)
pandit bolya are murakh ..er ramlu ne bhi gelya e kah di ere murakh
.. pandit ke chho uth gya er ramlu ke ek jad diya kaan pachhe...ramlu ne to nyve karna tha jukar pandit ne karna tha ..to ramlu ne bhi ek diya pandit ke kaan pe karara rahpta er kar diye pandit ke kaan taate..donu thapdam -thapda hoge...thodi han pachhe pandit ji ke dhyan aaya te vo bolya ek 'chhodam-chodan' ramlu ne chhod diya er sasam saans horya bolya' aare pandit ji ! je 5 rupiyan ki "saradhdi" main itna bhunda haal ho jya se to 100 rupiyan ke saradh main to manas maran ka kaam ho jata hoga......:p:p::D:D
 
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