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dabasamit

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Bhai tam nai tai bera e sai Haryana ar Dilli Pulice main nare Jat bhare pade hain...ar peeshe liye bina kise nai sarkan bhi na den

Ek bar ricshaw aale bihariyan ki bheed laag rhi thi...pulisiye nai nyun jaana ak le ee bihari pai bhi peeshe likadwa le...kamai 10-20 ka note tai kaadh ai dega
bolya " kyun bheed kar rhya sai...no parking main khadya...lya de 50 ka note"
bihari naatgya ak jee konya tai usnai 10 maang liye...bihari usnai bhi naat gya...pulisiya sochya 5 rappiye tai paawain e ge
bihari dhorai kadai peeshe the bolya "saab 5 bhi konya" ar chaal padya...
Pulisiya bolya " Jaa hai kadai saale nyun na jaan dyun le Kad mai Khaaj karkai ja..." :D
 
hihihih

bhai yo to jammi naas tha diya...... teri ya dilli ki baat sun ke mane bhi ek kissa yaad agya

hoye nu ke ek baar ek jat mumbai chalya gaya or ut bus pakdan khatar bus stop pa line main khada hogya , line main use te aage chori-2 khadi thi .
er jab bus aai to chori -2 chad gi ur jib tau chadan lagya to bus conductor bolya no more no more...
to tau bolya ... raa saale morni morni to saari bathaa li aar jab hum chadan lage to no more no more:D:D
 
dabasamit said:
Bhai tam nai tai bera e sai Haryana ar Dilli Pulice main nare Jat bhare pade hain...ar peeshe liye bina kise nai sarkan bhi na den

Ek bar ricshaw aale bihariyan ki bheed laag rhi thi...pulisiye nai nyun jaana ak le ee bihari pai bhi peeshe likadwa le...kamai 10-20 ka note tai kaadh ai dega
bolya " kyun bheed kar rhya sai...no parking main khadya...lya de 50 ka note"
bihari naatgya ak jee konya tai usnai 10 maang liye...bihari usnai bhi naat gya...pulisiya sochya 5 rappiye tai paawain e ge
bihari dhorai kadai peeshe the bolya "saab 5 bhi konya" ar chaal padya...
Pulisiya bolya " Jaa hai kadai saale nyun na jaan dyun le Kad mai Khaaj karkai ja..." :D
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hahhaahhaahah, vo nu b keh saka tha ""biddi le rya ho tee ekk bidi de jya",
 
aawaishayaktaa aaviskkar ki janani hai""""""""""""" Warining"""""""""""""""" jatland ke server ki sehat ko dhyaan mein rakhte hue yah nirnay liya gaya hai ki kirpaa karke 2 se zyaadaa beedi naapiye ,, yahan,,, dhanyawaad"""'''''

sunitahooda said:
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Dabas saaab,, mannnney tai aaapkaa yo chutaklaaa padh kai nu laaagya ak aaap nai ghaney dinaaa mai gedaaa maaaraa sai Jatland pai,, :D
 
Dekhey tu Dabas nai arr iss key chtkalley nai kimme nahi keh dega....manne to ek dum HHKLP jaisi feeling aayi....kyunki manne bi ghaney dina mai gedda maarya sai....ISS CHUTKALLEY PAI:D :p ;)
rahultokas said:
Dabas saaab,, mannnney tai aaapkaa yo chutaklaaa padh kai nu laaagya ak aaap nai ghaney dinaaa mai gedaaa maaaraa sai Jatland pai,, :D
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Killlllkii @ ghaney dina mai gedda maarya sai... iss chutaklley pai,, :D

yo k baat keh dee bebe,, ley daaab dey iss khatkey nai,, fer maaar ley gedda,,, isstey e milltaa jultaaa sai yo bhi

http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18740


sunitahooda said:
Dekhey tu Dabas nai arr iss key chtkalley nai kimme nahi keh dega....manne to ek dum HHKLP jaisi feeling aayi....kyunki manne bi ghaney dina mai gedda maarya sai....ISS CHUTKALLEY PAI:D :p ;)
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