Quotes......

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If you want something fast
say it
It will reach even from seven seas.

No one knows What is Friendship!
As its source is too deep.

Only one can feel fusion of two minds in friendship.
 
akshaymalik84 said:
Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.
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Hhahahahhaha................

hohohohohoho...................

huhuhuhuhuhu.........................

hehehehehehe.............................

seems like life summary of a dukhiyara husband

Ghadhey ki Atamkatha, Ghadha jo ghodi pe baith ki bada rajji hoyatha. hahhahahahh..........

Tu k kam funni se bhai kisi-2 post gere se, Je ya baat kisey bina byahyode ne padh li te uska byah karan ka jajba e khatam hojaga. Er je kisey Byahyodi ladki ne padh li te wa apney aadmi ne jeen nahi de
 
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akshaymalik84 said:
Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.
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Arrey daaki maar diya hota hansaa key! Even though it is 100% true.


Raj Phogat
.........wa apney aadmi ne jeen nahi de ...
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कोई जरोरी थी या लीखान की
 
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movie: I'm not there

Seven simple rules of going into hiding:

one, never trust a cop in a raincoat.

Two, beware of enthusiasm and of love, both are temporary and quick to sway.

Three, if asked if you care about the world's problems, look deep into the eyes of he who asks, he will never ask you again.

Four, never give your real name.

Five, if ever asked to look at yourself, dont.

Six, never do or say anything the person standing in front of you cannot understand.

.... and finlly seven, never create anything, it will be misinterpreted, it will chain you and follow you for the rest of your life.
 
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When I born, I black. When I grow up, I black.
When I go in sun, I black. When I scared, I black.
When I sick, I black. And when I die, still black.
And u white fella, When u born u pink.
When u grow up, u white. When u go in sun, u red.
When u cold, u blue. When u scared, u yellow.
When u sick, u green. And when u die, u gray.
And u calling me colored. - by African kid
 
pradeepiisc said:
When I born, I black. When I grow up, I black.
When I go in sun, I black. When I scared, I black.
When I sick, I black. And when I die, still black.
And u white fella, When u born u pink.
When u grow up, u white. When u go in sun, u red.
When u cold, u blue. When u scared, u yellow.
When u sick, u green. And when u die, u gray.
And u calling me colored. - by African kid
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Wonderful yar.
 
pradeepiisc said:
When I born, I black. When I grow up, I black.
When I go in sun, I black. When I scared, I black.
When I sick, I black. And when I die, still black.
And u white fella, When u born u pink.
When u grow up, u white. When u go in sun, u red.
When u cold, u blue. When u scared, u yellow.
When u sick, u green. And when u die, u gray.
And u calling me colored. - by African kid
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Bahut badhiya !!...gobhi bhi pator di baalak ne to
 
pradeepiisc said:
When I born, I black. When I grow up, I black.
When I go in sun, I black. When I scared, I black.
When I sick, I black. And when I die, still black.
And u white fella, When u born u pink.
When u grow up, u white. When u go in sun, u red.
When u cold, u blue. When u scared, u yellow.
When u sick, u green. And when u die, u gray.
And u calling me colored. - by African kid
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Maja aa gaya khatri.......................jama sahi baat keh ra sae................
 
... फंडे किलिअर हैं चरणजीत सिंह के... shouldn't it be other way round... heart instead of mind nd viceversa ?
 
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This one for Samar the boy! :D


Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe, and not make messes in the house. ~Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love
 
I like this one as well :D

God is real, unless declared integer. ~Author Unknown
 
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