raldhu ki nani

[ravinderjeet]

Practical answer by Raldhu in exam...

जबाब ते सही दिया था ,लानत ते उस मास्टर पे स १०/१० देने चाहिए थे |

 

[vikasjat]

Practical answer by Raldhu in exam...

hahahhaahhaha raldu khopar ne ghadi b bandh di Gandhi k........

 

[jaatdesi]

EK bar ek chhora gaam m nyi nyi chasma (goggle) legya!
Ek tau bolya ha r dikhaiye teri chasma!!
Tau chasma lga ke bolya ha r chhore teri is chasma n lgande dhara ka tem ho ho jya hai!!

 

[jaatdesi]

Mastar : (Sacchai or imandari ka path padhave tha... to usne ek sidha sadha parsan poocha Raldhu ta)
"Pappu ne ghar ka paid (tree) kaat diya or hami bhi bhar li par pher bhi uhke bapu ne uste kimme na kaha kun ?

Raldhu : Kunki Pappu ke hath me ibbe bhi kulhari thi...

 

[jaatdesi]

 

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[jaatdesi]

Raldhu TRAIN me chadne laga
Akashwani hui: "Isme mat chadh ye patri se utar jayegi"
.
PLANE me chadne laga Aawaj aayi"Ye crash ho jayega"
.
BUS me aawaj aayi "Ye khai me gir jayegi"
.
Raldhu gusse se- "Kaun hai...?"
.
Aawaz aai- "GOD"
.
Raldhu-"Rrr bhagwan mere byah aale din ke tera gal baith rhya tha!!"

 

[saluram]

jaat desi bhai bada kasutaa likha ho sakta hain aapbiti ho! hahahahaha
bhagwaan bhi aapke sath bada anyaay karta hain.....

 

[jaatdesi]

sayad akhri line aapbiti ho sakti h.... baki to bhagwan ne aaj tak kuch nahi kaha...