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Aap apney aap ko khud hee bacha sakti hao bhagwan kya aapsay bada hai.

Jabaerdasti kesee key galey padney kee aadat hai aapko anytha chutkley per achcha ya bura bata ker baat khatam ho jaati per nahi aapko to uskee khaal udhednee hai.

Aapney eak jagah likha hai koi kaam nahi hai to roti he banalun mujhey dhai saal ho gaya JL per or mere abhee sirf 600 post hai or aapko 7 maheeney hua hai or aapkee 1300 post hai keskey pas kam jayada hai khud dekh lejeyea.

Merey vichar aapko pasand nahi hai to mujhey indicate kerkay aapko kuchh bhee nahi likhna chahiyea.


shwetadhaka said:
Baap re !! Aap to auro ko hi saara punya kamaa lene dete ho !! Itna to saadhu sant bhi nahi kar paate hain !! aap to unse bhi aage ho .... :D

wo pakka naraaj hi hoti hongi aapke rasoyi me khana lene jaane pe aur kaaran samajh aa gaya ab to ki kyo naraaj hoti hongi :eek::D:cool:

bhagwaan bachaaye !
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skarmveer said:
Jabaerdasti kesee key galey padney kee aadat hai aapko anytha chutkley per achcha ya bura bata ker baat khatam ho jaati per nahi aapko to uskee khaal udhednee hai.

Aapney eak jagah likha hai koi kaam nahi hai to roti he banalun mujhey dhai saal ho gaya JL per or mere abhee sirf 600 post hai or aapko 7 maheeney hua hai or aapkee 1300 post hai keskey pas kam jayada hai khud dekh lejeyea.

Merey vichar aapko pasand nahi hai to mujhey indicate kerkay aapko kuchh bhee nahi likhna chahiyea.
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Calculation mistake !! Mujhe yaha 1 saal aur 7 mahine ho gaye hain :D
 
skarmveer said:
merey say to kam hee hai or post aapkee double say bhee jayada iska kya matlab hai.
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Meri number of posts jyada hain, unka size bhi jyada hai aur unme kahi gayi baato ki sachaayi aur gehraayi bhi jyada hai ....... to iska matlab hua ki meri speed, soch, vichaar sab kaafi jyada ache hain .... simple ! :rock
Aapki post kam hain, unka size ETC (;)) bhi kam hai aur fer bhi aap roti nahi banaate aur mai wo bananne ke saath saath bahut kuch karti hu !
 
Apnee tareef khud karney say achchh hai koi or karey.

Time bhee to aapkey paas hee jayada hai jiskey paas jayda time hoga wo hee to jayda likh sakta hai.

shwetadhaka said:
Meri number of posts jyada hain, unka size bhi jyada hai aur unme kahi gayi baato ki sachaayi aur gehraayi bhi jyada hai ....... to iska matlab hua ki meri speed, soch, vichaar sab kaafi jyada ache hain .... simple ! :rock
Aapki post kam hain, unka size ETC (;)) bhi kam hai aur fer bhi aap roti nahi banaate aur mai wo bananne ke saath saath bahut kuch karti hu !
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skarmveer said:
Time bhee to aapkey paas hee jayada hai jiskey paas jayda time hoga wo hee to jayda likh sakta hai.
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Jiske paas dimaag nahi hota wo jyada time me bhi kuch nahi likh sakta !!

Anywayz ....... aapko jo bolna hai ab bolte rahiye ..... jisko jo dikhaana tha wo usne dekh liya ...........:D ...... aapka sach saamne hai ...... dekha maine sach kaha tha na ......... :rock:D

Bbye ! Aur please samajhne ki koshish mat kijiyega ki ye kya hua hai ..... aur karenge to aur bhi achi baat hogi ..... :D
 
Roti Banan aapka kam hai aap hee banaige. Mein to khali bhee hun to bhee nahi banaung

Aapke post mein kitnee gahrai, sachchai, gayan or gun hai wo to isee thread mein likhee saree post padhker hee pata lagta hai. Keukee aap agar itnee hee gayanwan hoti to mujh aagayanee key post key chakker mein na lagi hoti.
Aapki post kam hain, unka size ETC (;)) bhi kam hai aur fer bhi aap roti nahi banaate aur mai wo bananne ke saath saath bahut kuch karti hu ![/quote]
 
Bye kerney key baad bhee likh hee diya.

Mujhey to laga tha kee padhee likhee or samjhdaar ho bye karkey gai ho aab nahi likhogee per aapko to...............:rock
Aappe banengi bhi nahi .... :p ...... Aapke liye to bas ye hi kehna bhool gayi thi --- Get Well Soon !! (Though I dont beleive ....... i mean .... :p)[/quote]
 
hoodarajesh said:
shweta ji khana bina dimak ka inshan bhi bna sakta hai .
isliye ye kaam aap logo ko sonp rakha sai .
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ya to bahoot hi galat baat kah di ji aapne.................is baat ka matlab to aap apni ma tak ki respect nahi karte........


bahutaey bowli baat kah di hooda ji
 
lot pot lot pot....

shwetadhaka said:
yaha is duniya me koi apne maathe pe likhwa kar nahi paida hota hai ki iska wo kaam hai wo nahi ...... siwaay kuch kaam ke :confused:(for example .....kitna bhi balishth, vidhvaan, falaana dhimkaana purush ho wo chah kar bhi apne garbh ke dwaara ek naye jeevan ko sansaar me nahi la sakta ..:eek:..:D ) ....

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ohh...

Kitni bhi balisht, vidhvaan, falaani dhimkaani naari ho wo chah kar bhi (akeli khud se) apne garbh ke dwara ek naye jeevan ko sansaar me nahi la sakti....:p (agar yahi line SDji likh rahi hoti to, she would have used...:thappad at the place of :p)

Now i really again vote for the need of Sex-Education....so that atleast such doubts can be cleared..

agar ye kaam bhi purush akela hi kar sakta hota, to we purush wouldn't have needed naari's at all...

ya ye kaam bhi naari akeli hi kar sakti hoti, to naari's wouldn't have needed purush at all...
 
It is well known that man is complete with woman and vice-versa.
Shweta gave an example but that one was offset by Goyat rightly.
I do agree with Shweta that work is not divided automatically on the basis of gender but it is well established not only in India but also in the western world that kitchen is under control of woman. It is another thing that most of men, in India, do not help woman in kitchen while woman gets lot of help in western world. I do not think that Karmveer's ego will get heart if once a while he has to cook some chapatis. I do it whenever I am alone at home. I help my wife a lot in kitchen.
 
Shweta bahen,

Kyun kham Kha kaha suni karo so. Khana Koi b banawe Kha to sab ge na. joke sunao bas ladai rahan do
 
shweta jiiii....

Also...

males agar khana nahi bana pate...coz they are not conditioned to it..(talking from childhood, and if one (either male/female) hasn't try his/her hands in the beginning, you can not expect him/her later to cook..

whereas females start working in kitchen, with their parents force/as responsbility or whatever....right from their childhood...

But now a days, few of girls who are not forced by their paren't, doesn't know how to cook when they grow up..

My cousin sisters who are doing engg, medical, law..many of them have not been conditioned/groomed to worked in kitchen.....

whereas my own brother cooks nicely (non-veg) than my mother....aur mere dad ki banayi hui "kacchar ki chutney" "raayta","paramthe" khane ka invitation deta hu me apko, aapka brham door ho jayega..

i.e, You can't attribute or generalsie than males doesn't know how to cook...they don't cook by their choice, may be because of the impact of society, and they have to work outside..

You go to a roadside "thelle wala", "dhabe wala" to "five star or seven star hotels".....you'll find Males Majorly, with negligible percentage of females...what say??? (:p...instead of :thappad)

It's because they started it whole-heartedly...

So it's all a mater of being conditioned/groomed (right from childhood)...or a matter of choice, that makes anyone a good cook...

By the way me bhi "chai" aur "maggie" "khichdi" acchi bana leta hun....:p
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So please don't debate just for the heck of condemning...
 
Mujhey bhee Bahut kuchh banana aata hai or shaadi say pahley banaya bhee hai.

Khana banana mujhey bhee aata hai per bhai mein nahi banata keukee yea hum dono kee understanding hai bahar ka koi kam mein tujhey nahi bolunga or ghar ka koi kam mujhey nahi bolo jayage. Hum dono ismey khush hai logo ko keya problem hai samjh nahi aata.
 
jyotikohar said:
ya to bahoot hi galat baat kah di ji aapne.................is baat ka matlab to aap apni ma tak ki respect nahi karte........


bahutaey bowli baat kah di hooda ji
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yahi to muskil hai jyoti ji aap logo se bahas karne me .
kisi tark ka attar dete nhi banta hai to maa or bahan ko bich
me le aati ho. time chahe koi bhi ho ourto me mard se kam hi
dimak hota hai . aap ne maa ki baat uthai chalo mujh se to mamy me
dimak jyada hi hoga . par papa se to kam hi hoga nai
 
hoodarajesh said:
yahi to muskil hai jyoti ji aap logo se bahas karne me .
kisi tark ka attar dete nhi banta hai to maa or bahan ko bich
me le aati ho. time chahe koi bhi ho ourto me mard se kam hi
dimak hota hai . aap ne maa ki baat uthai chalo mujh se to mamy me
dimak jyada hi hoga . par papa se to kam hi hoga nai
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http://faculty.washington.edu/chudler/wome.html

http://www.dawn.com/weekly/science/archive/020810/science2.htm

http://members.shaw.ca/hidden-talents/brain/116-sexes.html


Lets not bring the "ma-bahans" in the discussion .......... read the above and in case you can understand what is written there (....which is highly doubted :thappad) just slap yourself hard and then may be you can be cured, else visit some doc for some help, and if you are happy with your down trodden mental health then keep on writing such things again & again :rock
 
wo aala ho ja te ye padh liye .... padhna aawe ho to !

hoodarajesh said:
yahi to muskil hai jyoti ji aap logo se bahas karne me .
kisi tark ka attar dete nhi banta hai to maa or bahan ko bich
me le aati ho. time chahe koi bhi ho ourto me mard se kam hi
dimak hota hai . aap ne maa ki baat uthai chalo mujh se to mamy me
dimak jyada hi hoga . par papa se to kam hi hoga nai
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The brain of men is not superior to the brain of women, nor is it inferior. The brains of each gender are simply different. Think of men and women as two sides of the same coin. One cannot exist without the other, yet they are dissimilar, and tend to compliment one another. To a greater or lesser degree, the differences between the ways men and women react to the world play out daily, and tend to affect relationships between the two genders. A man’s hearing starts off being less acute than a woman’s, and deteriorates more quickly as he ages. Women are known to chastise a man for not listening, when in fact, he may not be able to hear her as clearly as she thinks he can. Men are less able to tune out background noise than women, and may not be able to focus well on a woman’s voice if she is rattling dishes, or talking over the car radio. If you really want a man to hear what you are saying, it is advantageous to talk about 18 inches from his face, and maintain eye contact with him.
A woman’s brain at rest is about five times more active than a man’s brain when he is engaged in solving a problem. That’s right, women are always thinking, and usually in several directions at once. The corpus callosum, a band of nerves connecting the right and left hemispheres of the brain, is significantly larger in the female brain than in the male brain. This gives women more freedom to quickly switch between right and left brain functions, and to integrate emotions into thinking.
Men have been known to ask women to “just leave it alone,” as if she is able to put her concerns aside and take a respite from worrying about her troubles. In fact, she cannot. A woman’s brain is never off duty. She goes to bed at night, and awakes the next morning with a “to do” list running through her head. She cannot separate herself from her thoughts as a man can, and just “zone out” for a while.
When a woman asks a man what he is thinking, he may utter a one word reply, “Nothing.” Women never believe this statement. Since women don’t have the ability to make their minds go blank, they naturally assume that men don’t possess the ability either. They are wrong. Men can, and do take a respite from the world by simply not attending to the stream of consciousness that runs through their brain. Women, on the other hand, are always paying attention to their thoughts.
Speaking of attention, men tend to focus their attention, and women spray theirs over a large area of their environment. Sometimes it drives women crazy when a man fails to notice certain things like a messy house, or a new hairdo, and men are made equally insane by a woman’s propensity to see every last detail of every last thing. The differences in the ways in which men and women attend to the world lead them to be perfectly suited for different tasking methods.
Men like to perform tasks in a logical, linear, sequential manner, while women are naturally skilled at multi-tasking. A woman will move between several tasks proficiently and work on them all simultaneously. For women, one task always leads to another. Men like to complete a task and then move on to the next one, hopefully without interruption. Interruption, although equally unwanted by women, does not cause them to have to review the work they already accomplished before resuming the task. This may not be true for a man who feels like he “lost his place” when his work is intruded upon.
The old myth that says that women are not as naturally gifted in the areas of math and science as men may not be such a myth after all. The areas in a man’s brain that are fully dedicated to spatial abilities may be already engaged in enhanced language capabilities in the brains of women. This accounts for both a woman’s ability to speak fluently and use a large vocabulary, and a man’s ability to easily read a map, or figure a math problem in his head. This is not to say that women cannot learn to do mental math, or that a man must go through life with a limited vocabulary, but it does imply that men and women have different gifts when it comes to math, science and language, and that men will have to work harder to master language skills, while women will labor more in mastering math and science concepts.
Throughout the ages men have encouraged women to gain more emotional control, and women have urged men to be more emotionally expressive. Again, the different brains of men and women influence the degree to which emotionality is experienced and expressed. In the woman’s brain, the corpus callosum extends into the frontal lobe of the brain where the emotional centers reside. The corpus callosum of men barely touches the frontal lobe of their brain. It could be that a woman’s emotions are more accessible to her than a man’s emotions are to him.
Women integrate their emotions into their thinking, while men seem to be able to separate the two, and remain cool and objective in even the most emotionally evocative situations. While women may appear to be lacking in emotional control from the male point of view, men’s lack of emotionality may be viewed as cold or uncaring by women. Perhaps women experience emotions more strongly than men, and cannot simply shove their feelings aside when dealing with an emotionally charged situation.
While an emotional release such as crying may relieve a woman’s stress, the same may not be true for men. Women report that they usually feel better after a good cry. They feel calmer, and “cleaned out,” as though the tears have dissolved their internal distress, albeit temporarily. Men do not tend to feel better after crying. In fact, they may feel worse, as though they are drowning in self-pity. Urging men to “let it all out” may not be the favor that a woman thinks it is for a man. Indeed, he may grow angry instead of calm after “a good cry.”
Women tend to talk in circles, while a man takes a more linear route to “get to the point.” This “just the facts, ma’am,” approach to communication is challenging for women, while it seems to come easily to men. Women tend to want to tell everything they know about a given situation, while men prefer to limit their responses to the core issue at hand. The average woman uses about 6000 words daily to express her thoughts, while the average man uses only about 2000 words a day to say what he is thinking. This communication difference is the leading cause of divorce today. When queried about what the problem is with the marriage, a woman says, “He never talks to me,” and a man responds with, “She won’t be quiet long enough for me to say anything!”
When it comes to sexual attraction, men tend to be visually stimulated, while women feel sexual stirrings when a man speaks, or touches her. It is those pesky brain differences at play again! The sound of a man’s voice can make a woman want to draw closer to him. Remember Barry White, the soul singer. Barry may not have been much to look at, but women fell at his feet when he sang or spoke in that sexy bass voice that he was so famous for. A man’s touch can also make a woman tingle clear to her toes, especially a firm, yet gentle touch. A man begins to quiver when a woman starts to remove her clothing, but a woman is generally unmoved at the sight of a man undressing. Looking at pornography is much more provocative for men than for women, which is not to say that women don’t enjoy the sight of a handsome hunk, but viewing a man’s sexual organs will not evoke the same sensual response in a woman that viewing a woman’s breasts and genitalia will stimulate in a man.
Dr. John Gray may have been right when he suggested that men are from Mars and women are from Venus. The genders are very different creatures, with different ways of interpreting the same situations, and divergent means of responding to it. So how do men and women ever learn to get along, and be supportive partners for one another?
The trick is to recognize that men and women are different for a reason. The world does not need clones, doing the same things in the same ways, for that would be both boring and redundant. What the world needs is complimentary points of view that enable us to see a bigger picture than either males or females tend to see on their own. The differences in men and woman don’t need to lead to conflict. They can lead to inspiration, creativity, and amazing results if the genders work with instead of against one another.
 
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