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ib bas kasar sarpanch ki hai aade tala laan khater

Hahahaha bhai g sahe kaaha lagta hai Chaupal baand ho ge saare ghaar ke baat ab threads paar he honge :D
 
Bhai Mujhey to chutkla likhna hee nahi aata dhai saal mein do likhey hai.

Bhai total do chutklee likhi hai aaj tak or usmey bhee rola ho gaya mey key karu. Meney ya chuklee 2 bar fair key padh lee ya dekhan ney key galati ho gee per manney tey samajh aai na hai.


aade baat fodan ki jagah chaupal mei chalo jao to bakiya ka tem bhi bach jyaga

chutkulla bhot badhiya tha ar pehlam bata di ke yo SMS hai ya baat aur bhi badhiya thee lekin us pache aade raand kaat di ya baat bhot galat thee.
ib bas kasar sarpanch ki hai aade tala laan khater
 
Chutkala te bahut e aachya tha chahal sir
ek baat to hai aajkal kaafi research hui ha men n women ke dimaag pe
aur ye saabit bhi kr diyaa ki dono me same dimaag hai
dimaag hi kya kisi bhi kaam me mardo se peeche nahi hai
log ye bhi bolte hai ki orto ko jo ab tak mardo se kam samjha jaata rha
uske peeche men dominant society kaa haath hai
lekin ek baat sochne ki hai jb iss society ki shuruaat hui hogi
tab to dono ek samaan hi honge
kyaa kaaran rahaa ki mardo ka society pe control badtaa rha
aur orto kaa km hi rhaa
yaa fir abhi last 100/150 saal ki aurto kaa dimaag hi mardo ke barabar hua hai


Bhai total do chutklee likhi hai aaj tak or usmey bhee rola ho gaya mey key karu. Meney ya chuklee 2 bar fair key padh lee ya dekhan ney key galati ho gee per manney tey samajh aai na hai.
 
What an epic post

The brain of men is not superior to the brain of women, nor is it inferior.....
Goodness me.Dear-o-dear, Did you write all this or is it an abstract from somewhere? I didn't read even 1% of your input because just the length scared me.:confused:
Its probably the biggest I have came across on this forum:eek:
 
Chemistry of male/ female brain

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What a lengthy discussion !

The question of male/ female brain is chemistry, not fiction. The processing speed and size of a male’s brain is many times faster (and bigger in size) than a female one. In simple terms, we can describe like : Male brain – 3GHz , Female Brain – 0.2 GHz (200 MHz). This is nature’s creation, no need to fight over it. Einstein’s brain is still preserved at a laboratory at Princeton (New Jersey, USA) – the findings are amazing.

With low processing speed of brain, females try to run fast, resulting in crashes and mistakes.

That is why I wonder why a Jatni wrote : “Cooking my husband makes me happy” ! (Thread : What Makes you Happy? )

Let me quit now – I don’t want our Jatni to be angry with me ! :p

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hahahahah

Chutkala te bahut e aachya tha chahal sir
ek baat to hai aajkal kaafi research hui ha men n women ke dimaag pe
aur ye saabit bhi kr diyaa ki dono me same dimaag hai
dimaag hi kya kisi bhi kaam me mardo se peeche nahi hai
log ye bhi bolte hai ki orto ko jo ab tak mardo se kam samjha jaata rha
uske peeche men dominant society kaa haath hai
lekin ek baat sochne ki hai jb iss society ki shuruaat hui hogi
tab to dono ek samaan hi honge
kyaa kaaran rahaa ki mardo ka society pe control badtaa rha
aur orto kaa km hi rhaa
yaa fir abhi last 100/150 saal ki aurto kaa dimaag hi mardo ke barabar hua hai


waah bhai raathi saab ... kya sawaal poocha hai ...
 
Hain Chhorey...todd sa paadd diya tanne to...kad ke ye sarey boombley pai gahtta jodd rey they:D;)
Chutkala te bahut e aachya tha chahal sir
ek baat to hai aajkal kaafi research hui ha men n women ke dimaag pe
aur ye saabit bhi kr diyaa ki dono me same dimaag hai
dimaag hi kya kisi bhi kaam me mardo se peeche nahi hai
log ye bhi bolte hai ki orto ko jo ab tak mardo se kam samjha jaata rha
uske peeche men dominant society kaa haath hai
lekin ek baat sochne ki hai jb iss society ki shuruaat hui hogi
tab to dono ek samaan hi honge
kyaa kaaran rahaa ki mardo ka society pe control badtaa rha
aur orto kaa km hi rhaa
yaa fir abhi last 100/150 saal ki aurto kaa dimaag hi mardo ke barabar hua hai
 
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What a lengthy discussion !

The question of male/ female brain is chemistry, not fiction. The processing speed and size of a male’s brain is many times faster (and bigger in size) than a female one. In simple terms, we can describe like : Male brain – 3GHz , Female Brain – 0.2 GHz (200 MHz). This is nature’s creation, no need to fight over it. Einstein’s brain is still preserved at a laboratory at Princeton (New Jersey, USA) – the findings are amazing.

With low processing speed of brain, females try to run fast, resulting in crashes and mistakes.

That is why I wonder why a Jatni wrote : “Cooking my husband makes me happy” ! (Thread : What Makes you Happy? )

Let me quit now – I don’t want our Jatni to be angry with me ! :p

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Always .......... Ritu Di :p

Anyways, can we utilize our brains to the fullest EVER ? :confused: So, how does it matters who has 100 Kg grains in store and who has 5 Kg when we arent able to eat beyond 1 Kg ever :rolleyes:

Who said its about the brain size ? :confused: To what extent and in what areas the size and the processing speed of the brain matters can it be told in a sentence? :rolleyes:

Everyone (read - everyone with brains and that too the brain which he is able to utilize ......) is well aware that men & women are different in MANY aspects including physical build up, mental capabilities, approach towards multiple kind of tasks and the likes....

Till date, even the scientists have been able to just present their 'theories' after decades of research and no scientific law exists which defines so clearly and so confidently this thing as our few learned (... read people with restrictive horizons but a very high FAKE opinion about themselves .....:tamatar) fellow members are able to define - aurato me dimag kam hota hai !

And Sir, dont you think many a boys out here do write such a tedhi medhi language ..... and that too knowingly ! (coz they know so less....:rolleyes:)

The crux :
Generalising such statements are beyond the reach of any and everyone of us here ! We have limited knowledge and we must admit it !

A brief extract of a theory to help in making clear the fact that yes the brain size and the speed may vary, BUT how it effects the work efficiency is not a thing that can be judged so easily !

The Extract
Widely cited gender differences in cognition

Widely cited gender differences in cognition

It is clear that there are differences between the genders in terms of cognitive function; it is much less clear that there are differences in terms of cognitive abilities. Let me explain what I mean by that.
It's commonly understood that males have superior spatial ability, while females have superior verbal ability. Males are better at math; females at reading. There is some truth in these generalizations, but it's certainly not as simple as it is portrayed.
First of all, as regards spatial cognition, while males typically outperform females on tasks dealing with mental rotation and spatial navigation, females tend to outperform males on tasks dealing with object location, relational object location memory, and spatial working memory.
While the two sexes score the same on broad measures of mathematical ability, girls tend to do better at arithmetic, while boys do better at spatial tests that involve mental rotation.
Having said that, it does depend where you're looking. The Programme for International Student Assessment (PISA) is an internationally standardised assessment that is given to 15-year-olds in schools. In 2003, 41 countries participated. Given the constancy of the gender difference in math performance observed in the U.S., it is interesting to note what happens in other countries. There was no significant difference between the sexes in Australia, Austria, Belgium, Japan, the Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Hong Kong, Indonesia, Latvia, Serbia, and Thailand. There was a clear male superiority for all 4 content areas in Canada, Denmark, Greece, Ireland, Korea, Luxembourg, New Zealand, Portugal, the Slovak Republic, Liechtenstein, Macao and Tunisia. In Austria, Belgium, the United States and Latvia, males outperformed females only on the space and shape scale; in Japan, the Netherlands and Norway only on the uncertainty scale. And in Iceland, females always consistently do better than males!
Noone knows why, but it is surely obvious that these differences must lie in cultural and educational factors.
Interestingly, the IEA Third International Mathematics and Science Study (TIMSS) shows this developing -- while significant gender differences in mathematics were found only in 3 of the 16 participating OECD countries for fourth-grade students, gender differences were found in 6 countries at the grade-eight level, and in 14 countries at the last year of upper secondary schooling.
This inconsistency is not, however, mirrored in verbal skills -- girls outperform boys in reading in all countries.
Gender differences in language have been consistently found, and hardly need reiteration. However, here's an interesting study: it found gender differences in the emerging connectivity of neural networks associated with skills needed for beginning reading in preschoolers. It seems that boys favor vocabulary sub-skills needed for comprehension while girls favor fluency and phonic sub-skills needed for the mechanics of reading.The study points to the different advantages each gender brings to learning to read.
There's a lesson there.
There are other less well-known differences between the sexes. Women tend to do better at recognizing faces. But a study has found that this superiority applies only to female faces. There was no difference between men and women in the recognition of male faces.
Moreover, pre-pubertal boys and girls have been found to be equally good at recognizing faces and identifying expressions. However, they do seem to do it in different ways. Boys showed significantly greater activity in the right hemisphere, while the girls' brains were more active in the left hemisphere. It is speculated that boys tend to process faces at a global level (right hemisphere), while girls process faces at a more local level (left hemisphere).
It's also long been recognized that women are better at remembering emotional memories. Interestingly, an imaging study has revealed that the sexes tend to encode emotional experiences in different parts of the brain. In women, it seems that evaluation of emotional experience and encoding of the memory is much more tightly integrated.
But of course, noone denies that there are differences between men and women. The big question (one of the big questions) is how much, if any, is innate.
Studies of differences, even at the neural level, don't demonstrate that. It's increasingly clear that environmental factors affect all manner of thing at the neural level. However, one study of 1-day-old infants did find that boys tended to gaze at three-dimensional mobiles longer than girls did, while girls looked at human faces longer than boys did.
Of course, even a 1-day-old infant isn't entirely free of environmental influence. In this case, the most important environmental influence is probably hormones.
 
Always .......... Ritu Di :p

Anyways, can we utilize our brains to the fullest EVER ? :confused: So, how does it matters who has 100 Kg grains in store and who has 5 Kg when we arent able to eat beyond 1 Kg ever :rolleyes:

Who said its about the brain size ? :confused: To what extent and in what areas the size and the processing speed of the brain matters can it be told in a sentence? :rolleyes:

Everyone (read - everyone with brains and that too the brain which he is able to utilize ......) is well aware that men & women are different in MANY aspects including physical build up, mental capabilities, approach towards multiple kind of tasks and the likes....

Till date, even the scientists have been able to just present their 'theories' after decades of research and no scientific law exists which defines so clearly and so confidently this thing as our few learned (... read people with restrictive horizons but a very high FAKE opinion about themselves .....:tamatar) fellow members are able to define - aurato me dimag kam hota hai !

And Sir, dont you think many a boys out here do write such a tedhi medhi language ..... and that too knowingly ! (coz they know so less....:rolleyes:)

The crux : Generalising such statements are beyond the reach of any and everyone of us here ! We have limited knowledge and we must admit it !

A brief extract of a theory to help in making clear the fact that yes the brain size and the speed may vary, BUT how it effects the work efficiency is not a thing that can be judged so easily !

The Extract
Widely cited gender differences in cognition

Widely cited gender differences in cognition

It is clear that there are differences between the genders in terms of cognitive function; it is much less clear that there are differences in terms of cognitive abilities. Let me explain what I mean by that.
It's commonly understood that males have superior spatial ability, while females have superior verbal ability. Males are better at math; females at reading. There is some truth in these generalizations, but it's certainly not as simple as it is portrayed.
First of all, as regards spatial cognition, while males typically outperform females on tasks dealing with mental rotation and spatial navigation, females tend to outperform males on tasks dealing with object location, relational object location memory, and spatial working memory.
While the two sexes score the same on broad measures of mathematical ability, girls tend to do better at arithmetic, while boys do better at spatial tests that involve mental rotation.
Having said that, it does depend where you're looking. The Programme for International Student Assessment (PISA) is an internationally standardised assessment that is given to 15-year-olds in schools. In 2003, 41 countries participated. Given the constancy of the gender difference in math performance observed in the U.S., it is interesting to note what happens in other countries. There was no significant difference between the sexes in Australia, Austria, Belgium, Japan, the Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Hong Kong, Indonesia, Latvia, Serbia, and Thailand. There was a clear male superiority for all 4 content areas in Canada, Denmark, Greece, Ireland, Korea, Luxembourg, New Zealand, Portugal, the Slovak Republic, Liechtenstein, Macao and Tunisia. In Austria, Belgium, the United States and Latvia, males outperformed females only on the space and shape scale; in Japan, the Netherlands and Norway only on the uncertainty scale. And in Iceland, females always consistently do better than males!
Noone knows why, but it is surely obvious that these differences must lie in cultural and educational factors.
Interestingly, the IEA Third International Mathematics and Science Study (TIMSS) shows this developing -- while significant gender differences in mathematics were found only in 3 of the 16 participating OECD countries for fourth-grade students, gender differences were found in 6 countries at the grade-eight level, and in 14 countries at the last year of upper secondary schooling.
This inconsistency is not, however, mirrored in verbal skills -- girls outperform boys in reading in all countries.
Gender differences in language have been consistently found, and hardly need reiteration. However, here's an interesting study: it found gender differences in the emerging connectivity of neural networks associated with skills needed for beginning reading in preschoolers. It seems that boys favor vocabulary sub-skills needed for comprehension while girls favor fluency and phonic sub-skills needed for the mechanics of reading.The study points to the different advantages each gender brings to learning to read.
There's a lesson there.
There are other less well-known differences between the sexes. Women tend to do better at recognizing faces. But a study has found that this superiority applies only to female faces. There was no difference between men and women in the recognition of male faces.
Moreover, pre-pubertal boys and girls have been found to be equally good at recognizing faces and identifying expressions. However, they do seem to do it in different ways. Boys showed significantly greater activity in the right hemisphere, while the girls' brains were more active in the left hemisphere. It is speculated that boys tend to process faces at a global level (right hemisphere), while girls process faces at a more local level (left hemisphere).
It's also long been recognized that women are better at remembering emotional memories. Interestingly, an imaging study has revealed that the sexes tend to encode emotional experiences in different parts of the brain. In women, it seems that evaluation of emotional experience and encoding of the memory is much more tightly integrated.
But of course, noone denies that there are differences between men and women. The big question (one of the big questions) is how much, if any, is innate.
Studies of differences, even at the neural level, don't demonstrate that. It's increasingly clear that environmental factors affect all manner of thing at the neural level. However, one study of 1-day-old infants did find that boys tended to gaze at three-dimensional mobiles longer than girls did, while girls looked at human faces longer than boys did.
Of course, even a 1-day-old infant isn't entirely free of environmental influence. In this case, the most important environmental influence is probably hormones.

Itne mehnat kaarne kya jaarorat theee Link hee paste kaar dete:D
http://www.memory-key.com/NatureofMemory/gender.htm
 
Link ke alawa jo likha hai shayad wo aapne padha nahi ki waha kya kaha gaya hai, har jagah link dena cumpulsory nahi hai, hai kya ??:rolleyes: Aur bhi kuch bolna tha aapko ya bas yehi tha aapka contribution :confused:

Opps sorry to disturb u mai iss thread me joke padhn aaya tha lekin yaaha joke ke koi baat he na kaarta. Bilkul mam kuch cumpulsary nahe hai apke maarzi hai jo chaahe likhye :)
 
Always .......... Ritu Di :p

Anyways, can we utilize our brains to the fullest EVER ? :confused: So, how does it matters who has 100 Kg grains in store and who has 5 Kg when we arent able to eat beyond 1 Kg ever :rolleyes:

Who said its about the brain size ? :confused: To what extent and in what areas the size and the processing speed of the brain matters can it be told in a sentence? :rolleyes:

Everyone (read - everyone with brains and that too the brain which he is able to utilize ......) is well aware that men & women are different in MANY aspects including physical build up, mental capabilities, approach towards multiple kind of tasks and the likes....

Till date, even the scientists have been able to just present their 'theories' after decades of research and no scientific law exists which defines so clearly and so confidently this thing as our few learned (... read people with restrictive horizons but a very high FAKE opinion about themselves .....:tamatar) fellow members are able to define - aurato me dimag kam hota hai !

And Sir, dont you think many a boys out here do write such a tedhi medhi language ..... and that too knowingly ! (coz they know so less....:rolleyes:)

The crux : Generalising such statements are beyond the reach of any and everyone of us here ! We have limited knowledge and we must admit it !

A brief extract of a theory to help in making clear the fact that yes the brain size and the speed may vary, BUT how it effects the work efficiency is not a thing that can be judged so easily !

The Extract
Widely cited gender differences in cognition

Widely cited gender differences in cognition

It is clear that there are differences between the genders in terms of cognitive function; it is much less clear that there are differences in terms of cognitive abilities. Let me explain what I mean by that.
It's commonly understood that males have superior spatial ability, while females have superior verbal ability. Males are better at math; females at reading. There is some truth in these generalizations, but it's certainly not as simple as it is portrayed.
First of all, as regards spatial cognition, while males typically outperform females on tasks dealing with mental rotation and spatial navigation, females tend to outperform males on tasks dealing with object location, relational object location memory, and spatial working memory.
While the two sexes score the same on broad measures of mathematical ability, girls tend to do better at arithmetic, while boys do better at spatial tests that involve mental rotation.
Having said that, it does depend where you're looking. The Programme for International Student Assessment (PISA) is an internationally standardised assessment that is given to 15-year-olds in schools. In 2003, 41 countries participated. Given the constancy of the gender difference in math performance observed in the U.S., it is interesting to note what happens in other countries. There was no significant difference between the sexes in Australia, Austria, Belgium, Japan, the Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Hong Kong, Indonesia, Latvia, Serbia, and Thailand. There was a clear male superiority for all 4 content areas in Canada, Denmark, Greece, Ireland, Korea, Luxembourg, New Zealand, Portugal, the Slovak Republic, Liechtenstein, Macao and Tunisia. In Austria, Belgium, the United States and Latvia, males outperformed females only on the space and shape scale; in Japan, the Netherlands and Norway only on the uncertainty scale. And in Iceland, females always consistently do better than males!
Noone knows why, but it is surely obvious that these differences must lie in cultural and educational factors.
Interestingly, the IEA Third International Mathematics and Science Study (TIMSS) shows this developing -- while significant gender differences in mathematics were found only in 3 of the 16 participating OECD countries for fourth-grade students, gender differences were found in 6 countries at the grade-eight level, and in 14 countries at the last year of upper secondary schooling.
This inconsistency is not, however, mirrored in verbal skills -- girls outperform boys in reading in all countries.
Gender differences in language have been consistently found, and hardly need reiteration. However, here's an interesting study: it found gender differences in the emerging connectivity of neural networks associated with skills needed for beginning reading in preschoolers. It seems that boys favor vocabulary sub-skills needed for comprehension while girls favor fluency and phonic sub-skills needed for the mechanics of reading.The study points to the different advantages each gender brings to learning to read.
There's a lesson there.
There are other less well-known differences between the sexes. Women tend to do better at recognizing faces. But a study has found that this superiority applies only to female faces. There was no difference between men and women in the recognition of male faces.
Moreover, pre-pubertal boys and girls have been found to be equally good at recognizing faces and identifying expressions. However, they do seem to do it in different ways. Boys showed significantly greater activity in the right hemisphere, while the girls' brains were more active in the left hemisphere. It is speculated that boys tend to process faces at a global level (right hemisphere), while girls process faces at a more local level (left hemisphere).
It's also long been recognized that women are better at remembering emotional memories. Interestingly, an imaging study has revealed that the sexes tend to encode emotional experiences in different parts of the brain. In women, it seems that evaluation of emotional experience and encoding of the memory is much more tightly integrated.
But of course, noone denies that there are differences between men and women. The big question (one of the big questions) is how much, if any, is innate.
Studies of differences, even at the neural level, don't demonstrate that. It's increasingly clear that environmental factors affect all manner of thing at the neural level. However, one study of 1-day-old infants did find that boys tended to gaze at three-dimensional mobiles longer than girls did, while girls looked at human faces longer than boys did.
Of course, even a 1-day-old infant isn't entirely free of environmental influence. In this case, the most important environmental influence is probably hormones.


This is ur fav topic .. ain't it ?
 
My contribution to this thread !

Comeon ! You can not combine these two sentences with an OR . Both of these point to the same meaning. No one gets jealous unless he/she has some problem.

Sorry to bring in grammar in between out of nowhere. What an entertaining* thread !

Following your style, one:thappadfor your grammatical mistake.

*: Whole of the thread is a pile of garbage minus the JOKE.

U have problem wid it or r u jealous :D;):p
 
Chaliye Sab Log Rasoi Mein Chaliye Ab.. Drawing room mein Oxygen Ki kami ho gayi hai itni Bhaynkar Bahas karte karte..Kuch Kha Pi Lo aur Chutkale ko Chutkale ki Tarah Treat kijiye..Stay peacefully In Rasoi Nahi to Drawing room ki tarah wahan bhi Tala Lag jayega.:D

Thread is being closed for diverting the light joke in to an epic gender war.

Dhanyawad.
 
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