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ek bar bhai ek jat apne khet mein tey matira ( tarbooz) tod ke apne gharan le jaan laag rya tha, raah mein usne ek chamar fate ( mil ) gaya. chamar bolya
arey jaat yo ke ley rahya se. jaat tha chalu bolya bhai yo ghodi ka anda (egg)
se . chamar bolya accha bhai maine to pehli baar dekhya yo, tu yo maine kyun na bech deta , jaat bolya theek se par iske 100 rupiye lagenge chamar tyaar hogya bolya theek se aur 100 rupiye de ke woh tarbooz kharid liya. chamar rah mein usne ucchhalta le jaan laag rhya tha ke woh uske haath te fisal ke jhaadi mein jaa padya. jhaadi mein ek khargosh baithya tha woh bhi utth ke bhaaj liya, chamar ne sochya ak anda foot gya ar usme te bacherri(colt) likad ke bhaaj gi, woh rukke maran lag gya bhajiyo re bacherri gayi ........2 . bechara bahut udaas ho gya aur ghar kanya chaal padya. gharan ja ke chamari ne uski udasi dekh ke pucchya ak ke hoya?? bolya bas puchey mat aaj to nuksan ho gya , 100 rupiye mein jaat te ek ghodi ka anda kharidya tha ar woh jhaadi mein pad gya aur bacherri likad ke bhaaj gi . chamari boli tu bhi nira tota karan ka he , je tu usne gharan liya ta to mein uspe baith ke jaatan ke te sheet ( lassi ) maang ke lyati . chamar ke utthya chhon ( gussa ) latth le ke chamari ke sar mein marya bolya meri sasu ki kaachi ( still infant ) bacherri ki kad ( back) todegi aur bhai wah chamari de latthan badhha di >>>>>>>>>>>>
 
bhigan kar diya bhai

ghana kasuta dhooma thaa diya bhai...kheench kai le :D :D :D
 
hans hans ke laut pot kar diya bhai aaj to...ek damm original joke...Wish some one can compile a book on these great jokes.....

RK^2
 
ab to jab bhi kisi ko tarbooz lekar jata dekh kar apne ap hasi aa jati hai
 
thanx for the appreciation guys actually it's a reminiscence of my grand father who recited it to me when i was a kid i just felt like sharing it with the jat brotherhood
 
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