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:) This is a real incident...




Last year when I had to join infy…one of my friends Pardeep
(my school senior) Had come home after resigning from infy…so I with my
parents had been to his house (they are our close family friends)

To aise hi majak mein baatein ho rahi thi…
Pardeep mere se baat kar rahya tha…ab teri naukri bhi lag gayi hai…posting bhi kahi b’lore mein mil jayegi…wahi pe koi dekh liyo aur shaadi bhi kar liyo…
main bolya bhai abhi to aisa Kuch nahi hai…aur shaadi to bas jaatni se hi karooga…koi aur nahi chalegi...

He replied…bhai dekh infy mein jatni to hai nahi…to tu wahi pe Kisi kannad—pannad se shaadi kar Lena…infy tujhe khub saare gift bhi de degi…

main bolya bhai issi baat to konya meri 1 College senior Hai infy mein…

pher Pardeep bolya bhai kuch bhi kar liye par jaatni galya byah na kariye…

hum saare hairan ki iske B’lore mein rahke ke ho gya hai…

Sabne poocha bhai isa kyu…to aagla bolya…bhai in jatniya ka koi bharosa nahi kad “AE BHAI” bol de…:eek: :eek: :eek:
 
Sahi keh hai bhai

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abhi_rana said:
:) This is a real incident...




Last year when I had to join infy…one of my friends Pardeep
(my school senior) Had come home after resigning from infy…so I with my
parents had been to his house (they are our close family friends)

To aise hi majak mein baatein ho rahi thi…
Pardeep mere se baat kar rahya tha…ab teri naukri bhi lag gayi hai…posting bhi kahi b’lore mein mil jayegi…wahi pe koi dekh liyo aur shaadi bhi kar liyo…
main bolya bhai abhi to aisa Kuch nahi hai…aur shaadi to bas jaatni se hi karooga…koi aur nahi chalegi...

He replied…bhai dekh infy mein jatni to hai nahi…to tu wahi pe Kisi kannad—pannad se shaadi kar Lena…infy tujhe khub saare gift bhi de degi…

main bolya bhai issi baat to konya meri 1 College senior Hai infy mein…

pher Pardeep bolya bhai kuch bhi kar liye par jaatni galya byah na kariye…

hum saare hairan ki iske B’lore mein rahke ke ho gya hai…

Sabne poocha bhai isa kyu…to aagla bolya…bhai in jatniya ka koi bharosa nahi kad “AE BHAI” bol de…:eek: :eek: :eek:
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bhai Abhishek, chaaale se paad diye.
bohot badiya ... bach kay rahiyeh ...koi na koi si paaavegi bhaajti tere peechay....pohchi liye. ha ha ha !!

ha ha ha !!
$umit
 
hahaha

True Very true.

Theres one thing for sure. There is a very distinct charm within Jat women. You will find some really well to do professional Jat girls, and wont know it, until they go "Aae Bhai." wink wink.
 
Ha ha ha ha..Abhishek bahoot majedaar......Joke ke tha kasoota raachh tha....maja aa gya bhai padh ke.....HHKPPG!!!
 
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sumitsehrawat said:
bhai Abhishek, chaaale se paad diye.
bohot badiya ... bach kay rahiyeh ...koi na koi si paaavegi bhaajti tere peechay....pohchi liye. ha ha ha !!

ha ha ha !!
$umit
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ha ha ha...

Sumit...bhaja to sahaj si thyau nahi...

ar jo thya go to teri kanya mod dooga sab ki gaadi...
 
dahiyarules said:
hahaha

True Very true.

Theres one thing for sure. There is a very distinct charm within Jat women. You will find some really well to do professional Jat girls, and wont know it, until they go "Aae Bhai." wink wink.
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well said Sumit...
 
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ek aisi hi baat mein bhi sunata hun.
Kya hua ke 10+2 class mein physics ke tution pe ek baniya bhai ka dil ek jatani pe aa gaya. bechara baniya bahut dino se usse bolne ki try kar raha tha. Ek din jatani cycle pe age age ja rahi thi to uski pencil gir gayi. To Gupta ji ko bolne ka moka mil gaya wo pencil utha ke Jatani ke pass gaya aur bolya. EXCUSE ME APKI PENCIL GIR GI. TO JATANI KA EK DUM JWAB AYA- GIR GI TO GIRI RAHAN DE TERA KE LEWA SAI. BECHARA BANIYA KA MUNH DEKHAN JOGA THA. To bhai ek adhi jatani to badi solid hoa sai.
 
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