REAL JOKE!

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Ek baar baoli Village main 2 padhe likhe masterji chale gaye...aate samay raasta bhool gaye to ek aadmi se poocha "Bhai sahab kya is raaste se bahar nikal jayenge"...bhai to garmi main ganne ki traully load kerke aayaa tha
"Neheru ka hathi to nikal gaya tha tera pata ne"

A REAL JOKE FROM VILLAGE NINANA
kaphi purani baat hain tab gaon main ghadi kam hi hoti the ...kisi baniye ke ghar main hi milti the...woh bhi latkane vali...pendulum watch...ab school ke chhuti kerne ke liye masterji kisi ek bacche ko daudate the...ek din galti se Rampal ku bhej diya...ghadi dekhni aati ne thi Rampal ko ...ab Rampal pendulum ke chakker ginne laga...1.2.3.4........45...46...
aur daud ker masterji ke paas panucha "Masterji jaldi se chhutti ker do ...45-46 to baj liye ar aur bhi bajnne lag rahe hain"
 
Vipin bhai students ki ke baat kar rahe ho, Haryana main to master bhi kam nahin hain. Ek bar ek gaon ke school main ek English ke masterji nahin aye to PTI ko class dekhane to liye laga diya. PTI class main ake bola "are ke padhya karo" student bole "masterji, meaning yaad karan ne diye the". Halanki, PTI bechare ka khud bhi angreji main haath tang tha, phir bhi himmat kar ke bola "to achhi tarhiyan yaad kar lo aur koi mayna naa aata ho to bujh liyo". Ek chhora khada hua aur bola "masterji shirt maane ke ho sai". PTI ko bechare ko khud bhi nahin pata tha par jaheer nahin hone dena chahta tha. Banaoti gussa dikhaya, chhore ke dhore gaya or pahale to uske ek thapad diya aur bola "nalayak, shirt maane bhi na bera, bathjya shirt maane khes ho sai".
 
Ghana Badhia bhai mahare gaam ka naam to world famous hai. baoli. tera gaam konsa hai.
SUNIL TOMAR
BAOLI.
 
Bhai mahara gaon Alipur Kalan , Muzaffarnagar hain

SUNIL TOMAR (May 18, 2004 07:11 a.m.):
Ghana Badhia bhai mahare gaam ka naam to world famous hai. baoli. tera gaam konsa hai.
SUNIL TOMAR
BAOLI.
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