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***** These are Girls ads taken from shaadi.com
<http://shaadi.com/> These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic
grammar after reading this mail...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ - Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i***** dont have
male,***** If***** any***** one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my
home. I***** am not a good***** education***** but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u***** welcome to my***** heart...***** when ever
u whant to meet pls viset my resident or***** send u letter..
Thanks***** yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ***** i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family***** from
orissa state***** she***** is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA,
and***** other homework***** (Homework?)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***** Wants a man who
knows me better and can adjust with***** me forever. he may
never***** create any difficulties in my life or his life by***** which
the entire life***** can***** run smoothly. thank you***** (The principle
of running life smoothly was never so***** easy!)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***** ***** he should be
good looking and should have a service.***** he Shoulsd have***** one
brother and one sister. he should be educated.***** (ain't it unique !! 1
brother 1 sister criteria !)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ***** ***** I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every
moments of life. I***** love***** to make friendship. Becauese friendship
is a first***** step of love. I am***** looking for my dreamboy who will
love me more than i.***** Because i love***** myself***** a lot. If u
think that is u then why to late come on***** .***** hold***** my hand
forever !!!***** (The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~***** ***** i am simple girl.I have lot ofproblemin mylife***** because ofmylucknow i***** amlooking oneboyhe caremeandloveme lot lot lot***** (I
don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ***** ***** My husband should be as 'Shiva' as in Kahani Ghar***** Ghar
Ki and as***** Tanwerr as***** in KSBKBT......***** (Ok I haven't seen
these soaps but I am sure she must***** be demanding too***** much,
ain't he?)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~***** ***** i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear
jeans in house but***** while***** steping out of house he should give
recpect to our***** cast***** (by not wearing his jeans? Wat the
hell...)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~***** ***** HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO
MAKE ANY BODY TO***** LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME
FRIENDS***** ARE THE REAL***** MESSENGER***** OF***** GOD. THE 3 THINGS I
AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE***** 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE***** IN
GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY***** SHOULD NOT GET
BORED***** WITH***** ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.***** (all of
us are loughing{laughing})
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~***** whatever he may be but he should feel that he is***** going to be
someone***** groom***** and he must think of the future life if he is
toolike***** this he would bde***** called the man of the lamp***** (I am
clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me***** what this girl
wants)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~***** i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my***** patner
and i love***** the***** patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate
ok***** (I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The***** person
is***** suffering***** from "Ok-syndrome")
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~***** HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND***** NEWS OK
I HAVE 1***** CAR***** AND***** 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY
FARUET WORLD IS***** OK***** (the "ok syndrome" again)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~***** iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two***** sister and
fater&mother***** sister complity marred***** (somebody please explain in
comments section how to***** get married***** 'completely'?)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~***** ***** iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one
brother and parent.***** i***** am doing postal sarvice and tailor master
my original***** resdence at***** kalahandi***** diste naw iam staing at
rayagada dist.***** (actually what is this girl doing? Postal service
or***** tailor.??)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~***** my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you
marrige me pleaes***** pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~***** ***** Iwant one boy who love me or my mother. he love me
heartly or he havea***** frank***** he's skin colour 'normal'not a black
or not a whitey.***** IThink the main***** think***** is heart if your
heart is beautiful then you are***** beautiful.***** but***** iam not a
handsome girl or not a good looking. but my***** Mom say that Iam
a***** good girl. My father already expired . iam***** ''AEKLAUTA''. THE
CHOICE IS***** YOUR.***** bye bye.***** (uttama purishinin)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~***** iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was
marred.***** (No comments)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~***** I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY***** HABIT.
(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~***** hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run***** my life
happily.i***** divorced my first husband.his charactor is not good'.
i expect the good***** minded and clean habits boy who may be in the
same***** caste or other caste***** accepted ...***** (but credit cards
not accepted..???)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~***** my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like***** social
service***** (Zebra..???)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~***** i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, boy simple
***** who trust me lot***** should***** be roman catholic, LOVE ME
ONLY.***** (Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~***** to be married on jan-2005. working man perferable***** (this girl
has fixed the marriage date too! But she***** is yet to find a
bride.***** I wish his best luck on behalf of all of us. I am***** sure
she will get one***** soon.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~***** i would like a beautyfull boy. and i do not want his***** any
treasure.***** because boy is the maharaja.***** (Now he is going to be a
lucky boy! Any takers?)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~***** ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd***** company
which not***** paying***** salary at present.***** (Any takers
again?)*****
<http://shaadi.com/> These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic
grammar after reading this mail...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ - Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i***** dont have
male,***** If***** any***** one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my
home. I***** am not a good***** education***** but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u***** welcome to my***** heart...***** when ever
u whant to meet pls viset my resident or***** send u letter..
Thanks***** yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ***** i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family***** from
orissa state***** she***** is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA,
and***** other homework***** (Homework?)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***** Wants a man who
knows me better and can adjust with***** me forever. he may
never***** create any difficulties in my life or his life by***** which
the entire life***** can***** run smoothly. thank you***** (The principle
of running life smoothly was never so***** easy!)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***** ***** he should be
good looking and should have a service.***** he Shoulsd have***** one
brother and one sister. he should be educated.***** (ain't it unique !! 1
brother 1 sister criteria !)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ***** ***** I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every
moments of life. I***** love***** to make friendship. Becauese friendship
is a first***** step of love. I am***** looking for my dreamboy who will
love me more than i.***** Because i love***** myself***** a lot. If u
think that is u then why to late come on***** .***** hold***** my hand
forever !!!***** (The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~***** ***** i am simple girl.I have lot ofproblemin mylife***** because ofmylucknow i***** amlooking oneboyhe caremeandloveme lot lot lot***** (I
don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ***** ***** My husband should be as 'Shiva' as in Kahani Ghar***** Ghar
Ki and as***** Tanwerr as***** in KSBKBT......***** (Ok I haven't seen
these soaps but I am sure she must***** be demanding too***** much,
ain't he?)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~***** ***** i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear
jeans in house but***** while***** steping out of house he should give
recpect to our***** cast***** (by not wearing his jeans? Wat the
hell...)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~***** ***** HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO
MAKE ANY BODY TO***** LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME
FRIENDS***** ARE THE REAL***** MESSENGER***** OF***** GOD. THE 3 THINGS I
AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE***** 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE***** IN
GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY***** SHOULD NOT GET
BORED***** WITH***** ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.***** (all of
us are loughing{laughing})
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~***** whatever he may be but he should feel that he is***** going to be
someone***** groom***** and he must think of the future life if he is
toolike***** this he would bde***** called the man of the lamp***** (I am
clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me***** what this girl
wants)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~***** i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my***** patner
and i love***** the***** patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate
ok***** (I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The***** person
is***** suffering***** from "Ok-syndrome")
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~***** HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND***** NEWS OK
I HAVE 1***** CAR***** AND***** 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY
FARUET WORLD IS***** OK***** (the "ok syndrome" again)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~***** iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two***** sister and
fater&mother***** sister complity marred***** (somebody please explain in
comments section how to***** get married***** 'completely'?)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~***** ***** iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one
brother and parent.***** i***** am doing postal sarvice and tailor master
my original***** resdence at***** kalahandi***** diste naw iam staing at
rayagada dist.***** (actually what is this girl doing? Postal service
or***** tailor.??)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~***** my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you
marrige me pleaes***** pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~***** ***** Iwant one boy who love me or my mother. he love me
heartly or he havea***** frank***** he's skin colour 'normal'not a black
or not a whitey.***** IThink the main***** think***** is heart if your
heart is beautiful then you are***** beautiful.***** but***** iam not a
handsome girl or not a good looking. but my***** Mom say that Iam
a***** good girl. My father already expired . iam***** ''AEKLAUTA''. THE
CHOICE IS***** YOUR.***** bye bye.***** (uttama purishinin)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~***** iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was
marred.***** (No comments)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~***** I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY***** HABIT.
(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~***** hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run***** my life
happily.i***** divorced my first husband.his charactor is not good'.
i expect the good***** minded and clean habits boy who may be in the
same***** caste or other caste***** accepted ...***** (but credit cards
not accepted..???)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~***** my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like***** social
service***** (Zebra..???)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~***** i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, boy simple
***** who trust me lot***** should***** be roman catholic, LOVE ME
ONLY.***** (Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~***** to be married on jan-2005. working man perferable***** (this girl
has fixed the marriage date too! But she***** is yet to find a
bride.***** I wish his best luck on behalf of all of us. I am***** sure
she will get one***** soon.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~***** i would like a beautyfull boy. and i do not want his***** any
treasure.***** because boy is the maharaja.***** (Now he is going to be a
lucky boy! Any takers?)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~***** ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd***** company
which not***** paying***** salary at present.***** (Any takers
again?)*****