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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it
seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems
like a minute.
THAT'S relativity."
- Albert Einstein
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working
the moment you get up
in the morning and does not stop until you get into
the office.
- Robert Frost
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's
there to appreciate
it.
- Franklin P. Jones
We must believe in luck. For how else can we
explain the success of
those we don't like?
- Jean Cocturan
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens
in the world everyday
always just exactly fits the newspaper.
- Jerry Seinfeld
If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be
watching television
in the dark.
- Michael Landon
It matters not whether you win or lose;
what matters is whether I win or lose.
- Darrin Weinberg
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last
stage of your life when
you will be happy to hear that the phone is for
you.
- Fran Lebowitz
seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems
like a minute.
THAT'S relativity."
- Albert Einstein
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working
the moment you get up
in the morning and does not stop until you get into
the office.
- Robert Frost
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's
there to appreciate
it.
- Franklin P. Jones
We must believe in luck. For how else can we
explain the success of
those we don't like?
- Jean Cocturan
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens
in the world everyday
always just exactly fits the newspaper.
- Jerry Seinfeld
If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be
watching television
in the dark.
- Michael Landon
It matters not whether you win or lose;
what matters is whether I win or lose.
- Darrin Weinberg
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last
stage of your life when
you will be happy to hear that the phone is for
you.
- Fran Lebowitz
