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anjeeladahiya
Guest
aajkal news channels joo khaber dete hai.unka aapas mein connection hota hai.ek headline doosri headline ki remix hoo jati hai woh bhi ajebogrib tarike se!
jaise kee-----
1. bihar mein baadh ke pani mein doobe log too rajastan mein log soochee koo rahe hai bhog! why? mera bharat mahan.
2.sensex ka aankdaa aasman koo choo gaya wahin airforce ke 2 mig plane dharti se ja takeraye.
3.defence minister sahaab ne lok sabha mein kaha hai -hindustan ki sena kisi bhi khatre ka mukabla karne ke liye tayyar.
bihar mein janta ki madad ke liye gaya sena ka
helicopter raaste hi mein crash hoo gaya
reason-kyonki woh khajjur ke pedd se ja takraya ishe kehte hai aasman se gera khajjur mein attka"$%&*
4.india saare world mein sabse bada loktantre desh!!!!!!
loksabha ka ek mp kuch dino se underground hai kyonki jharkand ki police use 18 aadmiyon ki hatya ke jurm mein giraftar karne ke liye
doondh rahi hai.maan gaye bhai sabse bada loktantre hai£"%^***
5.ek survey ke mutabik indians jaldi amir hoo jayenge??//
birla ke 5000 crore per r.s lodha ne kabza kiya
mera lodha mahan.
yea kaber too jaroor sach hoogi.
6.janta koo viswas hai ki is baar india olympic mein naam kamayega.
delhi mein olympic training camp mein bade officer khiladiyon ke room mein mje uddate range haton pakde gaye.
ishe kehte hai khel bhawna******pyare.
7.india aur pakistan ki seema per tanav kam hua.
wahin loksabha mein kisi mudde ko lekar sonia
brigade aur atal brigade ke beech jam ker haatapai hui sadan mein tanav ka mahol.
wah!batte
8.
ek aadmi hass hass ker pagal hoo gaya kyonki usne laloo yadav aur om prakash koo t.v per
bolte hua sun liya tha.
choti moti khabre too aati rehti hai jaise ki indian queen miss universe banne se reh gayi
reason mother terreca ka naam lena bhool gayi thi.kuch galti ki hoo too maaf karna.
anjeela dahiya
imdruby@yahoo.co.uk
jaise kee-----
1. bihar mein baadh ke pani mein doobe log too rajastan mein log soochee koo rahe hai bhog! why? mera bharat mahan.
2.sensex ka aankdaa aasman koo choo gaya wahin airforce ke 2 mig plane dharti se ja takeraye.
3.defence minister sahaab ne lok sabha mein kaha hai -hindustan ki sena kisi bhi khatre ka mukabla karne ke liye tayyar.
bihar mein janta ki madad ke liye gaya sena ka
helicopter raaste hi mein crash hoo gaya
reason-kyonki woh khajjur ke pedd se ja takraya ishe kehte hai aasman se gera khajjur mein attka"$%&*
4.india saare world mein sabse bada loktantre desh!!!!!!
loksabha ka ek mp kuch dino se underground hai kyonki jharkand ki police use 18 aadmiyon ki hatya ke jurm mein giraftar karne ke liye
doondh rahi hai.maan gaye bhai sabse bada loktantre hai£"%^***
5.ek survey ke mutabik indians jaldi amir hoo jayenge??//
birla ke 5000 crore per r.s lodha ne kabza kiya
mera lodha mahan.
yea kaber too jaroor sach hoogi.
6.janta koo viswas hai ki is baar india olympic mein naam kamayega.
delhi mein olympic training camp mein bade officer khiladiyon ke room mein mje uddate range haton pakde gaye.
ishe kehte hai khel bhawna******pyare.
7.india aur pakistan ki seema per tanav kam hua.
wahin loksabha mein kisi mudde ko lekar sonia
brigade aur atal brigade ke beech jam ker haatapai hui sadan mein tanav ka mahol.
wah!batte
8.
ek aadmi hass hass ker pagal hoo gaya kyonki usne laloo yadav aur om prakash koo t.v per
bolte hua sun liya tha.
choti moti khabre too aati rehti hai jaise ki indian queen miss universe banne se reh gayi
reason mother terreca ka naam lena bhool gayi thi.kuch galti ki hoo too maaf karna.
anjeela dahiya
imdruby@yahoo.co.uk