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दो माँ बेटी....दो माँ बेटी......चली बाग में जाँ.........तीन नीबूं तोड कर साबूत-साबूत खाँ....?
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virendernarwal said:
दो माँ बेटी....दो माँ बेटी......चली बाग में जाँ.........तीन नीबूं तोड कर साबूत-साबूत खाँ....?
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hahaha ... 3
chotte chotte the jab bujhya karte ye toh ...
bhai ji issi tai mere dhore nariye hai par aachi na laagei aadei ... hahaha:p
 
virendernarwal said:
दो माँ बेटी....दो माँ बेटी......चली बाग में जाँ.........तीन नीबूं तोड कर साबूत-साबूत खाँ....?
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let me answer this very common haryanavi paheli.

ME, MY MOM AND MY GRANNY. They are three in all, so they ate one one lemon each.

u must ask sum very hat ke riddle.
 
virendernarwal said:
दो माँ बेटी....दो माँ बेटी......चली बाग में जाँ.........तीन नीबूं तोड कर साबूत-साबूत खाँ....?
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Bhai ji ke olli sooli paheli bujho so ... neebu bhi sabut khaaye jaya karai ... woh tei nichod/chooss kai ne baga diye jaya karai :p
 
neetukhicher said:
let me answer this very common haryanavi paheli.

ME, MY MOM AND MY GRANNY. They are three in all, so they ate one one lemon each.

u must ask sum very hat ke riddle.
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Bilkul sahi Neetu ... aur aapko iss paheli ko safalta purvak hal karne ke liye inaam mein milti hai chavanni aali 3 mithi goli ... khudh khao auro ko khilao:p
 
hal karo

Ek meri taraf se

Ek baar Andheri rat main ek Ship ka accident ho gya ... jab peta lega ki kyun hua to ... Light house man ne bola ... main light bandh ker reha tha bhuja reha tha phir bandh ker reha tha phir bhuja reha tha .... wo ship captain ki galti se hua hai ...

Ab aap batao galti kiski hai ....

Hal kerne waale ko Murmure ki laadoo er chooran aali polythene ki pipe and phookni
 
sanjeetsparp said:
Ek meri taraf se

Ek baar Andheri rat main ek Ship ka accident ho gya ... jab peta lega ki kyun hua to ... Light house man ne bola ... main light bandh ker reha tha bhuja reha tha phir bandh ker reha tha phir bhuja reha tha .... wo ship captain ki galti se hua hai ...

Ab aap batao galti kiski hai ....

Hal kerne waale ko Murmure ki laadoo er chooran aali polythene ki pipe and phookni
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Ghaney salla pehla jab hum balak the(ibb tai log ho liye :p) jab suna tha yo ek motorcycle ka accident ho gya arr light kade bujhe kade band hove kade bujhe kade band hove bata kyu ...

arrei kasai woh lighthouse alla ko laght nei bujhaa ke biddi sulgaanta hoga moladda dhaal ... kar giri jhaaj ki issi tissi


band = bujha

bhaai murmure aale laadu, phookani, arr churan aala dekada lya de ibb ... hahaha ... yo sauda nahi choda ja ga ibb.
Pm mein address bhej dunga parcel kar diye ... phukaniya ka pura phapha katti :p
 
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eb ke ne batao

eb ke ne jo solve ker dega us tahin ... Chulai aale ladoo ....

Ek Aisa paksi batao jis ke Sir per pair hoon ........


jo beta dega .. chulai aale ladoo gail ... imli ki pudiya free.....:confused:
 
ek or batao

Kuch magaj khappi Geograpy ko leker .....

104 Degree North pe or 35 Degree East pe kon sa country hoga.......

Batao Batao ... Betaane vale ko Videocon TV ki Photo .. with my Autographs
 
sanjeetsparp said:
eb ke ne jo solve ker dega us tahin ... Chulai aale ladoo ....

Ek Aisa paksi batao jis ke Sir per pair hoon ........


jo beta dega .. chulai aale ladoo gail ... imli ki pudiya free.....:confused:
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Saare ke saare pakshi ...
sab ke dhore sar, par , pair ho hai mere dost ... laade chulaai aale laadu... arr imli aali pudia tu hi dher le apni bahu(hon aali:p) tahi:D
 
Murmure ki laadoo er chooran aali polythene ki pipe and phookni .. Chulaai aale ladoo te Devender Bhai Shab khaater ... er chaalo imli ki pudiya meri hon aali bahu khaater ..

Per kise ne Videokon ke TV ke Dibbe ka photu nahi chahiye ke...
 
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sanjeetsparp said:
Kuch magaj khappi Geograpy ko leker .....

104 Degree North pe or 35 Degree East pe kon sa country hoga.......

Batao Batao ... Betaane vale ko Videocon TV ki Photo .. with my Autographs
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Are yaar kise ne you Videokon ke dibbe ka photo nahi lena ke chalo main hi rakh leta hoon or beta deta hoon

every planet is sphere or say slightly eliptical .. so on the polar side i.e. North and South the degrees are up to 90 only no 104 degrees ..

So no country falls on that
 
sanjeetsparp said:
Are yaar kise ne you Videokon ke dibbe ka photo nahi lena ke chalo main hi rakh leta hoon or beta deta hoon

every planet is sphere or say slightly eliptical .. so on the polar side i.e. North and South the degrees are up to 90 only no 104 degrees ..

So no country falls on that
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Videocon ka dibba jitne ke liye badhaaiya bhai saahb ... hamein aasha hai ki aap issi tarah aur bhi bahut saare puruskaar jeet kar hamari naak unchi rakhenge :):p;):D:D
 
dkumars said:
An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought?
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well, i guess the third man bought an electric bulb or a tubelight and a bottle of perfume which filled the room with light and fragrance.
 
thanx

dkumars said:
Bilkul sahi Neetu ... aur aapko iss paheli ko safalta purvak hal karne ke liye inaam mein milti hai chavanni aali 3 mithi goli ... khudh khao auro ko khilao:p
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thankyou dev for giving me such precious gifts, chavanni aali mithi goli, waise kabhi khai to nahin bt i'll give u a suggestion that u shud not b this much extravagant, alright?
 
are yaar Neetu aapne chavanni ki meethi goli nahi khaayi hain ...... chavanni main 5 goliyaan aati thee ..... jo aaj kel santre wali goliyaan bikti hain na plateform pe .... usko 3 tukdon main tod do ....

Or Devender bhai ghana kercha nahi kera ker ...... laage se mane bhi ghana e ker rakha hai inaam de de ke .... churan ki nali, fookni .....

Aage te koi aade budhi ke baal nahi inaam main dharega
 
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sanjeetsparp said:
are yaar Neetu aapne chavanni ki meethi goli nahi khaayi hain ...... chavanni main 5 goliyaan aati thee ..... jo aaj kel santre wali goliyaan bikti hain na plateform pe .... usko 3 tukdon main tod do ....

Or Devender bhai ghana kercha nahi kera ker ...... laage se mane bhi ghana e ker rakha hai inaam de de ke .... churan ki nali, fookni .....

Aage te koi aade budhi ke baal nahi inaam main dharega
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hmmm. waise no need to remove budhi ke baal, bcoz that i like very much. i feel u both ( u and dev) have taken a long term contract for these sweet sweet inaams from a single hawker. very smart.
 
are nahi yaar baat wo hai ki devender ne meethi goli benaane ki factory legaai hai or maine chooran ki poliethene pipes, fookni and imli ki pudiya ki ..

Abhi budhi ke baal bena-ne ki kisi ne nahi legaai hai ...... is liye wo list main shamil nahi hai

Soch rahe hain us ko or lega ke Deveswar Chauhan ki ITC ko takker denge ...
 
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