RIDDLES -- Dimag ki batti jalao

Wo jaanwer ka naam hai "leekh" ..... joo ki chhoti bebe .... er dhera jo ande diya kare na wa

Chipchipe ped ..... tel laage od baal ye jo mahila warg gole ka tel lega ke baal set kerke rakhta hai na ....
or baal ki lad main leekh chippi od paya kare .... jab main chhota tha tab mehaari class ki soogli soogli ..chhori ghaam main chhuti aale din kaadhti paya kerti .... er ek maniyaaran aaya kerti te uski kaanghi sab te ghani bikka kerti ...
Khair aaj kaal te we chhori faishion main haande sain .... er kade kade Gober ke hel thaya kerti we aaj kaal nyu kawein hain ki Gober ke ho sai ......
 
sanjeetsparp said:
Wo jaanwer ka naam hai "leekh" ..... joo ki chhoti bebe .... er dhera jo ande diya kare na wa

Chipchipe ped ..... tel laage od baal ye jo mahila warg gole ka tel lega ke baal set kerke rakhta hai na ....
or baal ki lad main leekh chippi od paya kare .... jab main chhota tha tab mehaari class ki soogli soogli ..chhori ghaam main chhuti aale din kaadhti paya kerti .... er ek maniyaaran aaya kerti te uski kaanghi sab te ghani bikka kerti ...
Khair aaj kaal te we chhori faishion main haande sain .... er kade kade Gober ke hel thaya kerti we aaj kaal nyu kawein hain ki Gober ke ho sai ......
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So disgusting. yuck...............
 
Yummy

dekha meja aaya ..........
Hemaari candy and fookni and other material main inhi sab cheej ka to taste hota hai ......... yummy ..... werna to baaki sab to doosre bhi benaate hain ....
 
neetukhicher said:
that janwar is a louse.
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sanjeetsparp said:
Wo jaanwer ka naam hai "leekh" ..... joo ki chhoti bebe .... er dhera jo ande diya kare na wa

Chipchipe ped ..... tel laage od baal ye jo mahila warg gole ka tel lega ke baal set kerke rakhta hai na ....
or baal ki lad main leekh chippi od paya kare .... jab main chhota tha tab mehaari class ki soogli soogli ..chhori ghaam main chhuti aale din kaadhti paya kerti .... er ek maniyaaran aaya kerti te uski kaanghi sab te ghani bikka kerti ...
Khair aaj kaal te we chhori faishion main haande sain .... er kade kade Gober ke hel thaya kerti we aaj kaal nyu kawein hain ki Gober ke ho sai ......
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Bhai chorri ne toh yo jawab bhi katti sahi diya hai ... ibb laade iss tahi bhugade, fukani arr meethi goli na bhuliye ... meethi goliya ki bahut chatorri hai yaa ... roz ek paaket saaf kar ja sai katti .:p;):D
 
dkumars said:
Bhai chorri ne toh yo jawab bhi katti sahi diya hai ... ibb laade iss tahi bhugade, fukani arr meethi goli na bhuliye ... meethi goliya ki bahut chatorri hai yaa ... roz ek paaket saaf kar ja sai katti .:p;):D
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U've got quite sharp eyes.
 
dkumars said:
naa ji meri eyes quite na hai ... ghana hi rola machaaye rehve hai ye toh ... i have got noisy sharp eyes.. hehe ... abb grammar and punctuation thiek nahi karna yaha plzzzzzz :p:D;)
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Mr. software engineer I'll keep correcting u as many times as u repeat the mistakes. i mentioned quite sharp eyes, not quiet sharp eyes. kindly observe the difference between both the words and their spellings. Alright Mr. Devender Kumar ?:)
 
Bhai devender teri angreji te sudhar jya gi er thaari punctuation dekh ke .... thode bahut meri bhi sudharan laag ri hai ... laage raho .....
Tam laage hai meri angreji main fees lagwaaoge .... jo ib tahin maaf thee
 
neetukhicher said:
Mr. software engineer I'll keep correcting u as many times as u repeat the mistakes. i mentioned quite sharp eyes, not quiet sharp eyes. kindly observe the difference between both the words and their spellings. Alright Mr. Devender Kumar ?:)
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thats y i sid don highlight my mistakes ... i knew that u will pick this and will write reams on this ... that was juss for poor humour ... par aapne toh uskki issi tissi kar di ...
I think u r feeling it a gr88 achievemnt, dats y u addressed me Soft Eng and then with my name ... hehe ... well no hard feelings....:p
 
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neetukhicher said:
Mr. software engineer I'll keep correcting u as many times as u repeat the mistakes. i mentioned quite sharp eyes, not quiet sharp eyes. kindly observe the difference between both the words and their spellings. Alright Mr. Devender Kumar ?:)
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Bhai devender badhiya hogya ... isi koi masterni +2 main Haryana Board main na thee ...er na angreji ke compartment ke tootan thode de he ..... je ms word main grammer chacking tool na ho to ..... meri reports te laal hui aawain he client dhore te
 
sanjeetsparp said:
Bhai devender badhiya hogya ... isi koi masterni +2 main Haryana Board main na thee ...er na angreji ke compartment ke tootan thode de he ..... je ms word main grammer chacking tool na ho to ..... meri reports te laal hui aawain he client dhore te
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ya baat tai sahi kahi bhai ... katti masterni laage hai ya neetu ... katti meri posta nai rangeen bana de hai ... manne ek bar ke tokki yaa toh dil pai le baithi baat nai ... :p:D;)

maasterni ji galti hogi ... jo itna hi angrez houn e tae aade thodi na houga... hehe
 
In a summer camp 30 players of different games participated. Actually, there were 11 Chess players, 8 Badminton players, 6 Table tennis players and 5 Lawn tennis players, They stayed in six tents numbered 1 to 6. There are at least 4 players in each tent. In any tent (except in tent no. 5) number of Chess players cannot be less than number of Badminton players in that tent. There is at least one player of each category in each tent except in tent no. 1, where there is no Table Tennis player and tent no. 2 where there is no Lawn Tennis player.

What is the maximum number of players in tent no. 4 ?
 
chaalta phirta ji

mukeshkumar007 said:
In a summer camp 30 players of different games participated. Actually, there were 11 Chess players, 8 Badminton players, 6 Table tennis players and 5 Lawn tennis players, They stayed in six tents numbered 1 to 6. There are at least 4 players in each tent. In any tent (except in tent no. 5) number of Chess players cannot be less than number of Badminton players in that tent. There is at least one player of each category in each tent except in tent no. 1, where there is no Table Tennis player and tent no. 2 where there is no Lawn Tennis player.

What is the maximum number of players in tent no. 4 ?
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Bhai chaalti phirti maaya sai ...... ke bera saanjh ne saaraan ka ji kethe baith ke daroo bedi peen ka ker jya ... ke bera saare 3 no tent main baith jyaa chahe bahar baith jyaa chahe 30 ke 30 4 min baith jyaan ...... tent ka area beta ...... juker per person space nikaal ke beta dyaan:p. Ke bera laage sai saare bahar e so jyaan ......
 
sanjeetsparp said:
Bhai chaalti phirti maaya sai ...... ke bera saanjh ne saaraan ka ji kethe baith ke daroo bedi peen ka ker jya ... ke bera saare 3 no tent main baith jyaa chahe bahar baith jyaa chahe 30 ke 30 4 min baith jyaan ...... tent ka area beta ...... juker per person space nikaal ke beta dyaan:p. Ke bera laage sai saare bahar e so jyaan ......
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aap itna mat socho bus sirf yeh bata do ki jo upar given conditions hai unke hisaab se tent no 4 maie kitne ho sakte hai.. baki tension na lo.. :)
 
Mukesh... bhai yoh taaga mere matballl ka kona.... Dimaag ghum gya.... Lattooo fuse sa ho gya mera te... ek dum ghanna current sa laagya iss mein :rock
 
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