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garima
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Rules from a girls perspective :
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What Men Know About Women"
How does a man take a bubble bath?
He eats beans for dinner.
What's the difference between men an government bonds?
Bonds mature.
How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up.
How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know .... it's never happened.
What is a man's idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
What is seven-course meal for a man?
A hot dog and a six-pack of beer.
What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.
Why did god made men before womed?
He needed a rough draft before making the final copy.
What are the two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind. 2. No business.
Why are men like laxatives?
They irritate the shit out of you.
Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
Did you hear about the man who won a gold medal at the Olympics?
He had it bronzed.
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three! One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake the
stove.
How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and Filthy but wearable"
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What Men Know About Women"
How does a man take a bubble bath?
He eats beans for dinner.
What's the difference between men an government bonds?
Bonds mature.
How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up.
How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know .... it's never happened.
What is a man's idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
What is seven-course meal for a man?
A hot dog and a six-pack of beer.
What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.
Why did god made men before womed?
He needed a rough draft before making the final copy.
What are the two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind. 2. No business.
Why are men like laxatives?
They irritate the shit out of you.
Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
Did you hear about the man who won a gold medal at the Olympics?
He had it bronzed.
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three! One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake the
stove.
How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and Filthy but wearable"
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.