Samdhi Aur Samdhan

[rajeshrathee]

EK BAAR EK FATTU APNE CHORE KI SASURAL GAYA, USNE SOCHA KI ACHI KHATIRDARI HOGI PAR USE NAHI PATA THA KI USKI SAMDHAN KATI KANJOOS HAI.
SAMDHAN NE KHALI KHICHDI BANAI OR SUKHI KHANE KE LIYE DE DI.
FATTU KA LAHU GARAM HO GAYA USNE IDHAR UDHAR DEKHA OR UPAR USE GHEE KI HANDI DIKHI TO MERE BETE NE SARA GHEE NIKAL KAR UPNI KHICHDI MAIN DAAL LIYA OR APNI SAMDHAN KO AAWAZ LAGAKAR BOLA CHAUDHRAN ITNI SUTHRI KHATERDARI MERI KITE NAHI HUI OR ITNA GHEE MUJHE KISI NE NAHI DIYA.
SAMDHAN KE HOS UD GAYE WOH FATAFAT BOLI CHAUDHARI HAMARE YAHAN RIWAZ HAI KI SAMDHI OR SAMDHAN IKHATHE EK HI THALI MAIN KHATE HAI OR FATTU KE SAMNE BATH KAR UPNI KHICHDI BHI THAL KE ADHE HISSE MAIN DAAL LI OR KAHAN--
--CHAUDHARY MERI BETI BAHUT KAMERI HAI KHET MAIN DEKH YAHAN SE LEKAR YAHA TAK KAAM KARTI HAI OR FATTU KI KHICHDI MAIN INGLI DAAL KAR EK LAKIR UPNI KHICHDI TAK KHICH DI JISSE SARA GHEE BAH KAR USKI TARAF AA GAYA
...... FATTU NE GHEE HAAT SE NIKALATA DEKHA TO BOLA CHAUDHRAN MAIN BHI UPNE BETE SE TERI CHORI KE SAAT YAHA SE YAHA TAK KAAM KARAUNGA OR DONO UNGLIYON SE GHEE VAPAS UPNI KHICHDI MAIN KHICH LIYA.
----CHAUDHRAN FIR BOLI KI MERI BETI ITNI KAMERI HAI OR ITNI SUTHRI HAI KI JAB PAANI BHI PITI HAI TO WOH USKE SHARIR MAIN AISE CHALTA DIKHTA HAI JAISE ...... AUR THALI HILAKAR SAAR GHEE FIR VAPAS KHICH LIYA


-------------...................... IB FATTU BOLA THIK CHAUDHRAN TU JITI MAIN HARA PAR EK BAAT BOLIUNGA KI AGAR MERE BETE NE TERI BETI KO THORA SA BHI DUKH DIYA TU MAIN US SUSRE KA SARA LAHU NU PEE JAUNGA OR THALI UTHKAR SAAR GHEE PI GAYA

 

[uday]

good one.. aur aan do

 

[rajeshrathee]

U Have A Cool Job?
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Thanks

 

[uday]

Internet taken is based on hours /month.. vo bhi to utilise karney hotey hai..

U Have A Cool Job?
Replies Very Fast
Thanks

 

[misguidedyouth]

nd tha..... post some more like dat..... well few days back i saw thi cartoon in newspaper 'danik jagran'.....

fattu: aajkal toh is bijali ne jama dukhi kar rakhya se..... darshan e koni dendi.

tau: aray chutala ne kehya se 1 janvary paache 24 ghantee bijli milagi

fattu: ohhh!! toh aaj kal bijali eikathi karan laag rahe honge.

 

[rajeshrathee]

again brought to front page for new viewer

 

[vikas]

ye hui na kuch baat!!!........maza aa gaya.........am juz imagining the picture of whole scene again and again and enjoying a lot........too gud.

vikas

EK BAAR EK FATTU APNE CHORE KI SASURAL GAYA, USNE SOCHA KI ACHI KHATIRDARI HOGI PAR USE NAHI PATA THA KI USKI SAMDHAN KATI KANJOOS HAI.
SAMDHAN NE KHALI KHICHDI BANAI OR SUKHI KHANE KE LIYE DE DI.
FATTU KA LAHU GARAM HO GAYA USNE IDHAR UDHAR DEKHA OR UPAR USE GHEE KI HANDI DIKHI TO MERE BETE NE SARA GHEE NIKAL KAR UPNI KHICHDI MAIN DAAL LIYA OR APNI SAMDHAN KO AAWAZ LAGAKAR BOLA CHAUDHRAN ITNI SUTHRI KHATERDARI MERI KITE NAHI HUI OR ITNA GHEE MUJHE KISI NE NAHI DIYA.
SAMDHAN KE HOS UD GAYE WOH FATAFAT BOLI CHAUDHARI HAMARE YAHAN RIWAZ HAI KI SAMDHI OR SAMDHAN IKHATHE EK HI THALI MAIN KHATE HAI OR FATTU KE SAMNE BATH KAR UPNI KHICHDI BHI THAL KE ADHE HISSE MAIN DAAL LI OR KAHAN--
--CHAUDHARY MERI BETI BAHUT KAMERI HAI KHET MAIN DEKH YAHAN SE LEKAR YAHA TAK KAAM KARTI HAI OR FATTU KI KHICHDI MAIN INGLI DAAL KAR EK LAKIR UPNI KHICHDI TAK KHICH DI JISSE SARA GHEE BAH KAR USKI TARAF AA GAYA
...... FATTU NE GHEE HAAT SE NIKALATA DEKHA TO BOLA CHAUDHRAN MAIN BHI UPNE BETE SE TERI CHORI KE SAAT YAHA SE YAHA TAK KAAM KARAUNGA OR DONO UNGLIYON SE GHEE VAPAS UPNI KHICHDI MAIN KHICH LIYA.
----CHAUDHRAN FIR BOLI KI MERI BETI ITNI KAMERI HAI OR ITNI SUTHRI HAI KI JAB PAANI BHI PITI HAI TO WOH USKE SHARIR MAIN AISE CHALTA DIKHTA HAI JAISE ...... AUR THALI HILAKAR SAAR GHEE FIR VAPAS KHICH LIYA


-------------...................... IB FATTU BOLA THIK CHAUDHRAN TU JITI MAIN HARA PAR EK BAAT BOLIUNGA KI AGAR MERE BETE NE TERI BETI KO THORA SA BHI DUKH DIYA TU MAIN US SUSRE KA SARA LAHU NU PEE JAUNGA OR THALI UTHKAR SAAR GHEE PI GAYA

 

[ajayshokeen]

Bahut Badhiya

Bhai Rajesh,

Yo ta ghana aindi sunaa diyaa tane. Ghane dinaa me issa practical sa desi chutkula sunya sey. Lagya rhe. Kilkee seee thaa dee tane te

Regards

Ajay Shokeen

 

[arientinu]

Ravinder Ji aur Rajesh Ji
bohot din baad paddhyaa desi sa bhai ...Ba Ghee sa ghaal diya tam donnu nei ..

 

[rajeshrathee]

Thanx for ur comments

 

[mansi1218]

good

lolzzzzzzz.gr8 job!!Plz try sendin more

 

[sandeepphogat]

hello rajesh bhai sahab
nice to meet u in jatland. bahut acha laga ye samdhi and samdhan pad kar.
keep it up

 

[p_singhdelhi]

ek bar tau apni wife ke sath delhi ki ghomne aya aur hotel mein ther kya lekin delhi kee menghaee ko dhakte hua apni roti/khana ghar se hi leke aya tha , do teen din baad jab wo delhi ghoom ke vapas jane lege to hotel wala ne bill (5000) diya jo ki bhout jada tha to tau ne poocha to hotel manager bolo tau is mein therna aur khana ka include hai , par tau bolo mein to khana ton apna ghar se le ke aya tha ,hotel manager bolo tau khana kha ya na kha per bill to dena padega, then tau instatenly reply apana bill kate ke mere 500 rupay de de, manager asked par mein kis bat ke paisa do , tau said tu ne meri wife ko cheda hai ,manager said mane to aapki wife ko cheda hi nahi , tau repled chedo ya na chedo paise to denay padega.

 

[mansi1218]

cool,keep it up

 

[aryapv]

Waha bhai waha...