Sampla aave tai batta diye

[rksehrawat]

Ek bar ek jat bhai ek tai ko dilli bus stand se Hissar wali bus main bithaya aur ticket kharid kai tai te deke kuchh kaha aur chala gaya. Jab bus chali to tai nai conductor tai kaha, "bhai jab Sampla aave te maine bataa diye". Adhe ghante baad tai nai phir kaha "bhai jab Sampla aave te maine bataa diye re, kade bhool ja". Iske baad tai nai phir do teen baar kaha, "bhai bataa diye re". Conductor har baar kah deta "haan tai bephikar rah, aaraam tai baithi rah. Conductor busy ho gaya, sampla aaya or chala gaya. Sample ke 4-5 km. baad tai nai phir kaha to conductor ko yaad aaya aur bola tai Sampla to likar gaya. Tai boli, "bhai maine na bera maine sampla le chaal". Conductor driver dhor ja kai bola "bhai bus ulti mor, tai nai bechari nai kai baar kahi thi, boodhi birbani sai kis tarhiya jaavegi. Driver nai bus modi aur vapis Sampla le aaya. Conductor bola "tai utar le, Sampla aa gya". Tai boli, "bhai ek gilass pani laa de". Conductor samjha, tai kai ghabrahat hogi, vo ek gilas pani le aya. Tai ke haath main kuchh tha, vo usne nigla or oopar tai pani pee liya aur gilaas vapis conductor ko de ke boli "bhai jeemta rah, tu bada kamal beta sai". Conductor bola haan tai, woh to theek sai par tu ib jaladi uttar le, hamne der ho sai. Tai boli, kyon utrun bhai main tai Hissar jana sai. Conductor bola to pher Sampla, Sampla kyon kar rhee thi. "ai beta, choora nu kah gaya tha, maa Sampla ave jab ya davai yaad kar ke le liye".

JAT - For Justice And Truth

 

[rkumar]

mast....tai kaunsa tau se kam hai ...tai ne katai rog kat diye.....hahahaha

Rajendra

 

[misguidedyouth]

nice one... tai kuch bhi kar sakti hain

 

[anilkc]

thanks...ab maine is joke ka Jat version bhi sun liya

 

[vikas]

really gud one!!!

vikas

 

[neetusaroha]

Gud one ! nice TAI

r.k. sehrawat (May 28, 2004 07:03 a.m.):
Ek bar ek jat bhai ek tai ko dilli bus stand se Hissar wali bus main bithaya aur ticket kharid kai tai te deke kuchh kaha aur chala gaya. Jab bus chali to tai nai conductor tai kaha, "bhai jab Sampla aave te maine bataa diye". Adhe ghante baad tai nai phir kaha "bhai jab Sampla aave te maine bataa diye re, kade bhool ja". Iske baad tai nai phir do teen baar kaha, "bhai bataa diye re". Conductor har baar kah deta "haan tai bephikar rah, aaraam tai baithi rah. Conductor busy ho gaya, sampla aaya or chala gaya. Sample ke 4-5 km. baad tai nai phir kaha to conductor ko yaad aaya aur bola tai Sampla to likar gaya. Tai boli, "bhai maine na bera maine sampla le chaal". Conductor driver dhor ja kai bola "bhai bus ulti mor, tai nai bechari nai kai baar kahi thi, boodhi birbani sai kis tarhiya jaavegi. Driver nai bus modi aur vapis Sampla le aaya. Conductor bola "tai utar le, Sampla aa gya". Tai boli, "bhai ek gilass pani laa de". Conductor samjha, tai kai ghabrahat hogi, vo ek gilas pani le aya. Tai ke haath main kuchh tha, vo usne nigla or oopar tai pani pee liya aur gilaas vapis conductor ko de ke boli "bhai jeemta rah, tu bada kamal beta sai". Conductor bola haan tai, woh to theek sai par tu ib jaladi uttar le, hamne der ho sai. Tai boli, kyon utrun bhai main tai Hissar jana sai. Conductor bola to pher Sampla, Sampla kyon kar rhee thi. "ai beta, choora nu kah gaya tha, maa Sampla ave jab ya davai yaad kar ke le liye".

JAT - For Justice And Truth

 

[smalik]

ND

 

[jagmohan]

Kasooti TAI.

Shukr se RAIL main na thi!!

 

[sanjeevmalik]

Please excuse my ignorance, but could any one explain what does "ND" mean or stand for?

Sanjay Malik (Jun 08, 2004 12:19 a.m.):
ND

 

[navingulia]

ND stands for Andy, which in haryanvi is a word to say too good, or fundoo.
'Andy chhora'

 

[sanjeevmalik]

Thanks for the clarification, Navin.

Navin Gulia (Jun 08, 2004 01:42 p.m.):
ND stands for Andy, which in haryanvi is a word to say too good, or fundoo.
'Andy chhora'

 

[virendernarwal]

tau te nd the hi ye tai bhi gajab dhaan lag gi

 

[rajenderdahiya]

bhai videsh me haryavani baat sunke jee sa aa jawe hai, purane din yaad aa javen hain.

Rajender Dahiya

 

[uday]

:-d ND Joke..aur aane do.