simply_sunny001
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NEW COLLECTION OF Santa singh JOKES
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Once Santa Singh bought a talking and intelligent parrot and was very happy with the parrot
in the evening when Santa Singh was going to market to buy sabji,he took the parrot with him
and made him sit on his shoulder.
One friend of Santa Singh passed by and asked Santa Singh "Oye santeya,aye jaanwar kitho laaya? "
before Santa Singh could reply,
the parrot replied"Punjab se,punjab se"
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Santa Singh comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"
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How do you recognize Santa Singh in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher
erases the board.
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Once Santa Singh was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other
so
the man asked him why did he do so. He Replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it
would be hot.
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Santa Singh bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from
Amritsar,
where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a
few
hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and
called up
his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the
evening
and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third
day,
his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?"
(What Happened, My Son?)
Santa Singh got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and
said,
"Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate
hain,
aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?" (These Maruti Car people are crazy!
They
have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!)
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Question & Answers
Q: Why do Sardars always smiles during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
Q: How can you tell when a sardar sends you a fax?
A: It has a stamp on it.
Q: Why can't Santa Singh dial 911?
A: He can not find the eleven on the phone.
Q: How do you get a sardar on the roof?
A: Tell him the drinks are on the house.
Q: What do smart sardars and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but you never see them.
Q: Why does it take longer to build a sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.
Q: How do you keep a Sardar busy all day?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
Q: A Saradr going to London on a plane, how can you steal his window seat?
A: Tell him the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN A Sardar THROWS A PIN AT YOU?
A: Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
Q: How do you make a sardar laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: How do you confuse a sardar?
A: You don't need to. They're born that way.
Q: How do you keep a sardar busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Why can't sardars make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: How did the sardar try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a hill.
Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!
Q: Why do men like sardar jokes??
A: Because they can understand them(sorry gals)
Q: What do you call a sardar with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: What do you call a sardar in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
Q: What do you see when you look into a sardar's eyes?
A: The back of his head.
Q: A surd ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q: Sardar asked his wife "how did you get the car in the living room"?
A: She said "I drove it through the kitchen and took a left."
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Once Santa Singh bought a talking and intelligent parrot and was very happy with the parrot
in the evening when Santa Singh was going to market to buy sabji,he took the parrot with him
and made him sit on his shoulder.
One friend of Santa Singh passed by and asked Santa Singh "Oye santeya,aye jaanwar kitho laaya? "
before Santa Singh could reply,
the parrot replied"Punjab se,punjab se"
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Santa Singh comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"
*********************************************************
How do you recognize Santa Singh in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher
erases the board.
********************************************************
Once Santa Singh was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other
so
the man asked him why did he do so. He Replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it
would be hot.
*********************************************************
Santa Singh bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from
Amritsar,
where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a
few
hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and
called up
his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the
evening
and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third
day,
his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?"
(What Happened, My Son?)
Santa Singh got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and
said,
"Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate
hain,
aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?" (These Maruti Car people are crazy!
They
have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!)
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Question & Answers
Q: Why do Sardars always smiles during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
Q: How can you tell when a sardar sends you a fax?
A: It has a stamp on it.
Q: Why can't Santa Singh dial 911?
A: He can not find the eleven on the phone.
Q: How do you get a sardar on the roof?
A: Tell him the drinks are on the house.
Q: What do smart sardars and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but you never see them.
Q: Why does it take longer to build a sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.
Q: How do you keep a Sardar busy all day?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
Q: A Saradr going to London on a plane, how can you steal his window seat?
A: Tell him the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN A Sardar THROWS A PIN AT YOU?
A: Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
Q: How do you make a sardar laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: How do you confuse a sardar?
A: You don't need to. They're born that way.
Q: How do you keep a sardar busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Why can't sardars make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: How did the sardar try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a hill.
Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!
Q: Why do men like sardar jokes??
A: Because they can understand them(sorry gals)
Q: What do you call a sardar with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: What do you call a sardar in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
Q: What do you see when you look into a sardar's eyes?
A: The back of his head.
Q: A surd ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q: Sardar asked his wife "how did you get the car in the living room"?
A: She said "I drove it through the kitchen and took a left."